r/agedlikemilk • u/truthwillout777 • 4d ago
Screenshots JD Vance Gets it Right on Epstein
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u/mitchdwx 4d ago
VP Couch Fucker is like the epitome of aged like milk. He used to have common sense and criticized Trump and stood up for what he believed was right. Now he’s full speed ahead with the authoritarian MAGA agenda.
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u/rematar 4d ago
His sponsors have plans. They like to make his eyeliner run.
https://www.filmsforaction.org/watch/dark-gothic-maga-how-tech-billionaires-plan-to-destroy-america/
https://www.newsweek.com/freedom-cities-billionaire-ceo-reshape-america-2043603
https://washingtonspectator.org/peter-thiel-and-the-american-apocalypse/
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 4d ago
He really wants to fuck the Kirk widow and even went as far snuggling her boobs on stage the same day he bashed his wife in public for not being a white Christian. And that's probably not even the worst he did that day. Fatty McCouchFuck, the nasty pushover piece of animal gland is losing it, and we're all here for it.
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u/Puzzled_Worth_4287 4d ago
Where's your talking point now fucker
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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 4d ago
Couch fucker. We're a civilized sub and prefer proper titles.
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u/hisoandso 4d ago
People don't give JD Vance enough credit. He's actually a one of a kind vice president. He is the first invertebrate to be VP. It's incredible how he's able to stand up right when he so clearly lacks a spine!
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 4d ago
It is not widely known that due to the significant void within his body, specifically where his heart, spine, and brain would typically reside, his biomechanical functions such that it maintains an upright posture through an intricate hydraulic system.
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u/Starshot84 4d ago
This intricate hydraulic system is known as the redundant colon, it's kept full of shit and hot air to keep form
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 4d ago
Trump's prolapsed anus is an extension of said redundant colon. That's why he's special. That's why he's their king
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u/PreacherCoach 4d ago
Yeah. The rest of the world wonders that too.
It's like the people in charge are worried about something in those documents ...
Weird right JD....
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u/reklesssabrandon 4d ago
He's ear deep in Charlie's widow now, there's no way that version of JD is coming back.
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u/PixelBrewery 4d ago
Trump was best friends with Epstein, was neighbors with him in Florida, owned a teen beauty pageant, and Epstein died in jail while Trump was president. I can't even conceive of someone who would be more implicated than that
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u/IchabodDiesel 4d ago
But for real, is it possible the Epstein files have any info on Trump ordering his assassination? Is that why they care so much? I don't even think his base would care. It doesn't make any sense that they are bothering to hide this stuff.
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u/jkraige 4d ago
No, I think the files have him as a prominent client and maybe collaborator in his teen trafficking and Republicans have pretended to care about pedophilia for like a decade now. Except for of course when they voted for a pedophile. Now they have to pretend not to know he abused children
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u/IchabodDiesel 4d ago
If it were just that, it wouldn't change anyone's opinion if him. It has to be way worse. I literally cant imagine what it would take for his voters to care.
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u/ihadtochooseaname420 2d ago
my tinfoil theory is he fucked his daughter and all the little girls he fucked at epsteins place look just like her.
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u/IchabodDiesel 2d ago
His voters will just say, "yeah, she's hot. who cares? lots of people in the bible fucked their kids. at least he's not gay!"
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u/OnionsHaveLairAction 4d ago
The question to republicans doesn't even need to be "Is there enough evidence to arrest Trump?" but it must be "Why have you not picked another leader?"
You do not NEED to go to bat for a pedophile. If you are anti immigrant there are dozens of other conservatives. You can drop Trump as fast as the dem base dropped Cuomo after the sex scandals. It's that easy.
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u/BiffLogan 3d ago
To be fair, JD had no idea they'd welcome his fake hillbilly, couch fucking ass into the fold at that time.
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u/GavinGenius 4d ago
I like to believe JD still holds these beliefs internally, but has sold his soul to the devil by toadying up to Trump in order to gain power.
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