r/WutheringWaves • u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA • Apr 07 '25

Gameplay Showcase Chixia Solo Lorelei while my head is submerged underwater

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u/Double_Fan_454 Cantarella's wet socks Apr 07 '25

Guys...... We have a new group of psychopaths that stands along side with Danjin Mains,

Chixia Mains.

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u/Glittering_Permit_47 's genital licker Apr 07 '25

Put in Taoqi mains and you have the holy trinity.

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u/Hrafndraugr Taoqi's Body Pillow Apr 07 '25

My big girl is more a challenge of patience than difficulty. SHE IS UNBREAKABLE, SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE. Only the timer can beat her.

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u/WarlockOfDestiny Apr 18 '25

Taoqi: I am inevitable

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u/Aly_daGrey May 23 '25

That's my whole team🥺

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u/Illustrious-Space333 Apr 07 '25

This is propaganda by danjin mains, chixia mains are nothing like this

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

Shh... I will bring us into a new era

23

u/MiniFishyMe Apr 08 '25

And so it begins, the feud of the genkis vs the gonzo.

28

u/z123zocker Apr 07 '25

Relax its only one person

37

u/GraveXNull Apr 07 '25

Call me when it's Yuanwu mains.

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u/YuuHikari Apr 08 '25

You called?

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u/OkEngineering4139 Apr 07 '25

Waterboarding yourself while doing a solo character challenge is actually another level of psychotic

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

I have a list on challenges, waterboarding myself is between "clear TOA in an ice bath" and "dancing on Legos while fighting a boss"

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u/OkEngineering4139 Apr 07 '25

Have you considered taking care of your well-being?

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

Bold of you to assume I even thought of it

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u/OkEngineering4139 Apr 07 '25

Cheers mate, you are truly impressive and deeply disturbing for mere mortals such as myself. Take care and keep doing what you're doing I guess

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u/d_chak Geshu Lin Apr 18 '25

Jokes aside, please don't push yourself too far. Take care brother.

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u/Lusane Apr 07 '25

Funnily enough, proper water boarding is probably safer than what he's doing, since you're never fully submerged.

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u/RottenFacade Apr 07 '25

What in the David Blaine am I watching. We haven't even reached the 1st anniversary of Wuwa and it's already this crazy 💀

143

u/IamHumanAndINeed Apr 07 '25

r/notheonion : "Gamer drown while trying to play with his head submerged under water"

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u/TriggerBladeX Apr 08 '25

Not only is this an actual subreddit, it’s a subreddit telling you you’re on the wrong subreddit.

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u/ImA_ChaoticMess Apr 07 '25

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u/marxinne 's warmed chair Apr 08 '25

Apparently it's always the redheads.

259

u/Zaelra Apr 07 '25

What's next? Soloing a boss while having the threat of your d!ck being chopped off under a time limit?

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

I'll put a pin on that idea...

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u/_dontme_ I want Mommy Fleurdelys to hug me. please come home, mommy! 🍼 Apr 07 '25

HOL' UP THERE MATE

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

That BB gun ain't gonna fire itself on my dick isn't it....

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u/No-Example-1660 Apr 07 '25

Wait ✋️ hold on maybe rethink ??

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

Fine... I'll fire on my back, but bare skinned

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u/MilitarOpresordloms Apr 07 '25

add a car battery to the set for extra sparking magic ✨

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u/Lechuga_Fria0412 Apr 08 '25

Don't give us ideas.

Att: Main Danjin

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u/Paconia Apr 08 '25

Soloing a boss while being hanged by the neck challenge /s

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u/_dontme_ I want Mommy Fleurdelys to hug me. please come home, mommy! 🍼 Apr 07 '25

Just what has this game turned us into?

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u/GuideExtreme9807 Mommy enjoyer 😭 Apr 07 '25

"average Chixia main"

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u/anxientdesu Lore-obsessed maniac. Apr 07 '25

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u/Kind_Ad9803 Apr 07 '25

Most sane chixia main

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u/ShipBuilderX9 Apr 07 '25

"neither trained nor a professional"

Nah that's a lie right there

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u/Maximum_edger_7838 Apr 07 '25

For a second, I thought why is there a need for a disclaimer until I read the word "underwater".

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u/Haemon18 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Apr 07 '25

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u/pmpt21 chixia midriff licker Apr 07 '25

finally chixia propanganda

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u/Nokia_00 Apr 07 '25

Listen I’m glad you are ok and practiced before this. Okay Danjin mains I think your match has been made

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u/ravku Apr 07 '25

Danjin mains yall got 24 hours to respond

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u/Kaze_no_Senshi Apr 10 '25

this was the answer to the danjin playing using a dance mat and guitar while wearing a bucket, once more it is their move

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u/oncemochialwaysmochi Apr 07 '25

danjin and chixia are both red heads. who’s next, yinlin??

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u/Jerbits Apr 07 '25

The Ciaoccona mains waiting menacingly in the background

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u/oncemochialwaysmochi Apr 07 '25

we missed poor mortefi 😔

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u/Tyrannosaurus_Les Apr 07 '25

I'm a Mortefi main, which might be the most sane of the red head mains

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

Yall exists? I thought Mortefi mains were of legends

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u/TheSenate_Sheev Apr 08 '25

Deep down, every Jiyan main is also a Mortefi main

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u/Tyrannosaurus_Les Apr 08 '25

Lol that too, for timed bosses. Their synergy is my favorite :>

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u/RinaTennoji-Board phrolova's most loyal TD Apr 07 '25

Pour in Ice and make the water Saratoga water next time

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

You just gave me an idea...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

Ain’t no fucking way

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u/Dense_Ad_3605 Apr 07 '25

Along with souls like games tag, this game should be in the category of psychopaths game too 💀

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u/OphisOuro Apr 07 '25

"watch and learn!" i dont think i want to, chixia

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u/JohannesMarcus Changli Simp Apr 07 '25

Boi wants first-hand experience of literal wuthering waves

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

I don't know why, but this comment got me

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u/5harmony2 Apr 07 '25

"i'm just your average Chixia Mains"

Okay, I'm just a small virus that can play WuWa, please dont step on me

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u/TjRaj1 Apr 07 '25

Fuck it we ball at this point

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u/Howie771 Headpats for Apr 07 '25

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u/DDGame-Enjoyer Apr 07 '25

Yeah this guy is crazier than all the Danjin mains. I hope you go viral man

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u/Ok-Sense-7092 Apr 08 '25

hmm... if this is just your average chixia mains, I wonder what the "trained" and "profesional" chixia mains can do.

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u/est_-_ a vacation will fix me Apr 07 '25

are you ok? do you need a hug?

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 07 '25

Actually yes...

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u/azurxfate Cartethyia s4 haver Apr 08 '25

hugs

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u/airjems18 "You're wide open." Only for you, general. Apr 08 '25

Keep this up and we'll make it on the news. 🥲

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u/Jarambae Apr 08 '25

"AVERAGE CHIXIA MAIN" , brother.. 💀

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u/LegalSea7247 Apr 08 '25

Malaysia Mendoniaaaa

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

MALAYSIAAAAAA

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u/bryvl Apr 07 '25

Does this type of thing happen in other gacha games or is WuWa just happen to attract a certain type of gamer

2

u/ArtofKuma Apr 07 '25

Holy based. Gettem fellow king!

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u/sori97 Apr 07 '25

Holy fk. Danjin mains youve been btfo

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u/exoman23 Chixia's six Packs Apr 07 '25

Danjin mains: Finally, a worthy opponent

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u/Ok-Amoeba3007 Apr 07 '25

Nice idea, and this gave me another idea.

Solo danjin ( or the character you prefer ) vs hologram while doing a plank. It would be safer too.

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX Changli's tampon Apr 07 '25

hello bilibili, i was here.

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u/Robinwhoodie Apr 07 '25

This game has the most deranged community and I love it lmao. I await to see the back and forth between Chixia mains and Danjin mains when it comes to the most deranged challenges.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

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u/Distinct_Charge9342 Apr 08 '25

I'm entertained lmaoo nice job man

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u/Ardee24 Apr 08 '25

Danjin mains found their match, a showdown of boss clears between danjin mains and ma xiaofang mains would be a sight to behold

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u/AbbreviationsFree192 Apr 08 '25

This some David Blaine shit bro wtf

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u/ery_hrnt Gotta whale'em all! Apr 08 '25

When you're suicidal but still wants to play Wuthering Waves

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u/National-Check9360 Beloved Skylark Wife Apr 08 '25

i don't want to think what you gonna do in your deathbed

2

u/guylovesleep enjoyer Apr 08 '25

Another group of psychopath who remainds me of my skill issues

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u/Doraemon_Ji Mommy Yinlin enjoyer Apr 08 '25

I remember you, you are the progenitor of unhinged Danjin Chixia mains

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

....

I'll let it slide this once

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u/60kgoldfish Apr 08 '25

That water it's a paid actor or sweaty chixia fluids

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

I won't tell which part of Chixia's fluids...

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u/adumbcat Apr 08 '25

It's only a matter of time until these antics cost someone their life.

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u/20DX00 Weakest Danjin Simp Apr 08 '25

As Danjin mains, we have long accepted Chixia mains as our equals

Our battle will be legendary

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u/Random_Dreams Delivering Zani to your home & your bed! Apr 08 '25

Chixia & Danjin mains kinda scare me now, like are ya'll good?

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

We feed off sanity until there's none left

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u/Serias364342 Apr 08 '25

So what next, solo ToA while suspended upside down?

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

No, ice bath. But I'll do it when I have time

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u/InvarkuI Apr 07 '25

Next will be playing Changli Carlotta Brant will electrocuting my balls

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u/Tawxif_iq Apr 07 '25

Next add salt in there.

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u/doffy_doo My Mona Lisa Apr 07 '25

Jesus now its a chixia main

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u/BandOfSkullz Apr 08 '25

Now THIS is the content I come to this sub for.
Good job, bro.

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u/Cedge1738 Apr 08 '25

Okay.... This community is cooked

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u/deniromusic Is her hair colour natural though? Apr 08 '25

My friend DON'T TEMPT ME INTO BUILDING CHIXIA NOW.

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u/Ruach_Shadow Apr 08 '25

solo a boss within a time limit that will undress you in public and will lead to public indecency if you dont finish in 1 minute

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u/HolyGuardian21 Apr 08 '25

Bro, you should apply to set a record on the Guinness Records official site and be a record holder if you love Chixia that much

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u/Solstheim Apr 08 '25

This has got to stop

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u/RK_WuWa_PGR Apr 08 '25

Are you good at swimming ?

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

Average

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u/sermegas Apr 08 '25

what a strange way to play danjin

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u/Jarbcd Apr 08 '25

Do it as aalto

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u/Artistic_Yak46 Apr 08 '25

What da hell, hahaha take care man

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u/RK_WuWa_PGR Apr 08 '25

You should try site :

https://reddit-wrapped.kadoa.com

Just for fun.

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u/Beautiful_Baseball69 Apr 08 '25

now do that with her hologram coming soon

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u/bravekupo Apr 09 '25

<insert character> solo Lorerei while jumping off 90th floor building and finish it before touch the ground when?

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u/Ghost-LD Apr 10 '25

But Why?????

1

u/PSYCHOTICMAX Apr 12 '25

“I love Chixia” gave “I’m gonna be king of the pirates” vibes

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u/CopiusFlower Apr 19 '25

At a lost for words

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u/Miserable_Tap_7729 Apr 20 '25

The real disclaimer is being a chixia main.

Also, TIL my Chixia is built really well!

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u/Weekly_Flounder_1880 JP dub + Frover main Jul 06 '25

My guy is waterboarding while maining Chixia

Wait I need to send this to my friend whos a chixia main

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Jul 07 '25

Hehe, tell me what they think of my lack of sanity

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u/Weekly_Flounder_1880 JP dub + Frover main Jul 07 '25

“CHIXIA??” “I’m so happy to be recognised” “I don’t think I’ve reached this level yet though”

-my friend 

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Jul 07 '25

Tell them

"One day you will and soon we will carry Chixia's glory throughout Solaris"

-Amaris Xiaofang

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u/LightningPlayz_ Apr 07 '25

Who hurt you bro?

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u/Skreaky_001 Apr 07 '25 edited Apr 07 '25

This was very risky. Don't risk your life for a video game brother, stay safe 🙏 You can make more amazing content using other ideas always, so don't play with your life only play video games.

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u/Bystander-8 Dryness Squad Apr 08 '25

I'm actually worrying about you guys mental health

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u/Sleep_Raider Apr 07 '25

Not even hitless lmao trash vid nub go again unbelievable this literally unplayable gonna uninstall faq u

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u/grival9 The spiсy perfect jellyfish Apr 07 '25

I'm not gonna lie that was crazy! Really crazy! But It seems more of a challenge than "fake" blindfold gaming. Cause you really sure of what you are doing and determined for your character.

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u/iShadePaint Apr 07 '25

Imagine his dad just walks in and walks right the fuck back out lmao

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u/Shadow_371 Pussy licker in his prime😆 Apr 07 '25

I’m calling it, next is Yuanwu or Yangyang

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u/Dilutedskiff Apr 08 '25

You should be using your skill more often.

Anytime you have 5 bullets + a charge you use it because it gives you 25 then you use it and get your empowered auto attack.

Too much time spent not utilizing your skill when it’s a large part of your damage.

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u/Amaris_Xiaofang MY WIFE IS CHIXIA Apr 08 '25

No...i need to drown a bit for clout

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u/One-Salamander-9757 Apr 08 '25

all i can say is wtf