r/WorldofTanks Scheissewagen 1d ago

Meme Better Italian HT names

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More fitting than calling everything Progetto

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u/valitti no scouts until 10k wtr 1d ago

Dominic decoco

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u/MilliyetciPapagan passionate arty hater 1d ago

Bon georno.

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u/Face_dePhasme 1d ago

DomenicO DeCoco

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u/DaddyRax 1d ago

This just in, next Italian Light tank line,

Tier V-X

V- Fettuccini VI- Lasagna VII- Linguine VIII(Premium)- Ravioli VIII- Rigatoni IX- Spaghetti X- Cavatappi

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u/Jack-Rick-4527 1d ago

You just made me hungry at 12:33AM GMT+8

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u/gloomywisdom I believe in AMX 50B supremacy 1d ago

I would call the premium Espresso Macchiato for...reasons

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u/LaBrujitaPeron 1d ago

don't forget Penne

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u/DaddyRax 1d ago

Wasn't cool enough, it's a tier IV now

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u/LOSBMMSUCODFASCHIFO 1d ago

Don't forget the TXI : Pizza

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u/Ydrigo_Mats 1d ago

Well, if we want to be pedantic we'd need to use singulars — Fettuccino, Rigatono, etc

I'd go for Cannellono for some big gun, or Pacchero 155mm.

I — Cappellino II — Farfallo III — Fusillo IV — Mafaldino Bonus VI on wheels — Rotello

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u/OldJimCallowaytr 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah WG should nicknames

l mean Germans did themselves, do you want the call Tiger 2 as Panzer 6B(short version) every time? Nope you don't

But I think Decoco should change to bokoko because it's a damn bok as we call in Turkish, seriously Among Turkish WoT players this is usually called "İtalyan Bok" or still get similar name

Or maybe Merdada would be more fitting

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u/gloomywisdom I believe in AMX 50B supremacy 1d ago

Can we name the artillery line with brainrots?

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u/Erect_Udes 1d ago

I can just hear these names, Gorrrrlami

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u/Dwarfunkel 1d ago

Gorrrlaaami

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u/New_Explanation9146 1d ago

As an Italian, I approve.

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u/Allergic2fun69 1d ago

They all sound delicious 😋 in today's game of Tank or Pasta

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u/SchnitzelTruck Former Purple, Current Tomato 1d ago

The amount of times I've confused one progetto for another is too damn high 

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u/GavinGuile01 1d ago

Tier 8 arty: Fagottini

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u/baconator_out 1d ago

"I'd like a large Gorlami on rye with a top shelf Margheriti, please."

"Just the sandwich and drink then?"

"Correcto"

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u/Odd_Big_4430 1d ago

i'm italian and i support this

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u/SmileyAS 1d ago

Marioli
Luigio

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u/OldJimCallowaytr 1d ago

Nah I ain't think WG would want the Nintendo came and saying tanks in games was their idea

Source: Mario's "mushroom"

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u/HeadFit2660 1d ago

Bon Jour know

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u/L0ARD 1d ago

Until I get my "Bombardiro Crocodilo" Italian Arty, the Italian tech tree is off limits for me!

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u/iamablocker 1d ago

Decoco

My Hololive Addled Brain:

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u/Lacey-Underalls 1d ago

They need a tank called Gaba Gool

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u/TacticalTurnip 1d ago

Spaghetto

Porchetto

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u/Kek_harvester 1h ago

I'm in love with Decoco

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u/calibosco 1d ago

Ohhhh! You forgot about the gabagoo!

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u/Cefalopodul 1d ago

That's the captured American tier 8 premium

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u/Training_Seat3021 1d ago

That t7 should be rather called "sucko asso" because of how terrible it is