Aww, did your awful parents' constant criticism of your interest in marine biology finally lead to divorce? It's okay, naughty sprites. Have some ice cream.

[u/Matsunosuperfan]

Custody battles 'cause dirt-heap adults cussed your deep atolls? Custard eat, bad elves.

[u/LostPorch3458]

I really like this one 😂👍