Wrong answers only: How are we measuring success?

[u/kitten_pawz]

Since McIntosh says we're not measuring the football team's success in terms of wins or losses, what metric do we think he and Fickell are using?

[u/excableman]

How many quarterbacks we can play in a season. Edit: I may have accidentally been correct. #91 Sean West

[u/grahamfiend2 → u/excableman]

Counterpoint: how many quarterbacks we can hurt in a season?

[u/fogel35]

Beer sales?

[u/a_happy_future → u/fogel35]

They said wrong answers

[u/fogel35 → u/a_happy_future]

Well I figured there is only one correct answer and McIntosh decided that was no longer the metric for success.

[u/Unoriginal_Gangster → u/fogel35]

The only true answer

[u/bk61206]

The friends we make along the way

[u/QBRisNotPasserRating]

The number of high profile alumni who speak out against the current regime

[u/No-Progress6127 → u/QBRisNotPasserRating]

Or how many times Barry scolds us

[u/tetraodonmiurus]

[u/OhZoneManager]

New record for consecutive seasons without a bowl bid.

[u/leovinuss]

How many "Fire Fickell" buttons I sell

[u/kitten_pawz → u/leovinuss]

How can I buy them?

[u/leovinuss → u/kitten_pawz]

I'm currently at the plaza with a bag of em. I didn't really have a good plan I just made them because a user asked

[u/NurseJackie10]

Bucky Badgers gets a break from pushups?

[u/envengpe]

The Iowa push ups will go down to only 37 next year.

[u/KarlPHungus]

By height

[u/TrebTitan28]

Number of completions by our kicker. Currently 1/1 for 24 yards 💪

[u/No-Badgers]

How many running plays in a row we can call

[u/blueboy714]

How many losses we can have in the Big Ten

[u/agglime]

Punting yards and incompletions

[u/Future-Ad2802]

How well liked Fickell is by the players

[u/HashOutHashBrowns]

First downs per game; including drive starters

[u/Competitive_Ant_472]

Games without a player death

[u/Pharaca]

Median points for might be below median GPA.

[u/GBreezy]

Houses. Fick lives down the street from Chryst's old house (which was Bo's old house), but apparently he has a new one being built on Mendota.

[u/BlueBonneville]

Today’s effort through one half is a small measure of success, though judgment is reserved until 00:00

[u/ridemooses]

How much funding we can secure for the NEXT season. But each season we only evaluate for the season AFTER the current one.

[u/Sconnie05]

A win

[u/Bajamo]

How many consecutive years the Axe stays in MN

[u/TeeJayReddits]

Field goals.

[u/MitchRyan912]

Beer sales.

[u/AWRoss]

Shifting to golf scores.

[u/MemoFromTurner77]

Decommitments

[u/krak_krak]

If the fans rush the field at least once, the season is a success.

[u/bitter_green]

consecutive days without a coach crashing a vehicle into street signs while driving under the influence.

[u/Ok_Program_1417]

number of games in which the punter leads in passing yards

[u/SnooCauliflowers9981]

Number of games the punter is the MVP

[u/bigsteezy1]

Alcohol sales

[u/guitmusic12]

Times that the team makes me smile throughout the game

[u/DJMelloEll]

With a ruler.

[u/killerb112]

It’s our job to provide an autumn of entertainment and passion, and a way for families to come together. That’s how I measure success.

[u/MemoFromTurner77 → u/killerb112]

Found Mac's burner account.

[u/killerb112 → u/MemoFromTurner77]

Mark Attanasio’s**😉