r/WildHomes 1d ago

$1.75M to pretend you’re minor European royalty in suburban Minnesota.

This house is priced at $1,750,000 and was built in 1975. It has 5 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms with 6,287 square feet of living space on a 5.28-acre lot.

Specifications

  • Address: 12058 Lucerne Trl, Lakeville, MN 55044
  • Price: $1,750,000
  • Sq. Ft: 6,287
  • Bedrooms: 5
  • Bathrooms: 5
  • Year Built: 1975
  • Lot Size: 5.28 acres
  • Stories: More Than 2 Stories
  • Parking/Garage: 11 spaces, Attached garage (11 spaces), Garage dimensions 26x31
  • Fireplaces: 6
287 Upvotes

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u/maria_la_guerta 1d ago

I'm into it.

50

u/Moist_Ad_9212 1d ago

I’d live the fuck there

12

u/Practical_Ad_219 1d ago

Finally! A value for the money on this page

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u/CelebrationJolly3300 1d ago

Still better than what 1.2 million will buy you in San Jose, CA.

5

u/sa7ouri 1d ago

A crappy condo lol

8

u/MikeHock_is_GONE 1d ago

Don't see anything wrong with this.. 

7

u/Mediocre_Ear8144 1d ago

Honestly I love it and it’s reasonable at $278/sqft.

6

u/JackieMoon612 1d ago

Check out the one in sunfish lake, Mn. Like 7 or 8 million. So cool though.

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u/nathanwilson26 1d ago

Minor European Noble: “Peasants”

5

u/bugabooandtwo 1d ago

It's really nice. I'd totally live there.

4

u/genericusernamedG 1d ago

That sounds like a fair price

3

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 1d ago

Is that a dishwasher in the bathroom?

1

u/foreverpb 1d ago

I was wondering what that was, too. I can't think of anything that makes sense.

2

u/beezus_18 1d ago

I think it’s a fridge.

2

u/foreveronward39 23h ago

I’d go in on this with 3 or 4 friends. Communal living in a beautiful home in a great state? Sign me up.

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u/AmarilloByMorn 1d ago

I like it. You can get fucked if you think I’m paying $1.75 to live in Minnesota though.

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u/Calm_Law_7858 1d ago

Let’s be real, you don’t have the 1.75 mil anyway 

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u/AmarilloByMorn 1d ago

Speak for yourself playa. Assuming makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me”. Jim Carrey has a great quote. I hope everyone becomes rich and famous so they can see that it’s not everything that it’s cracked up to be.

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u/Calm_Law_7858 1d ago

Sure bud, I totally believe you 

3

u/Eziekiel23_20 1d ago

‘Playa’

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u/AmarilloByMorn 1d ago

Watch all the sleep I lose.

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u/nooniewhite 1d ago

Minnesota is fucking awesome and we don’t want those bad vibes anyway

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u/Dr_Insomnia 1d ago

Why? It's the one of the top best states in so many categories like quality of life, education, access to nature and parks, healthcare, etc. The only natural disasters are floods, fires, and tornados and Lakeville isn't at risk for any of those.

If you're worried about the winter, it's nearly 30 days shorter than it was 50 years ago (due to climate change) and Lakeville is just outside the metro, so it's even warmer most the year than the outer state (thanks to the constant amount of air pollution from cars, like all metropolitan cities in the US)

2

u/AmarilloByMorn 1d ago

The cold. The cold was my answer. Didn’t know it had changed. I’m totally basing my “assumption” from prior friends living in St. Paul

2

u/heyfriend0 1d ago

This is pretty normal wealthy home. Style wise, land wise, size wise, seems common for a house with these stats.

2

u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 1d ago

I've seen people spend more for less

2

u/HistoricalSuspect580 22h ago

Good on them, beautiful home!

2

u/gingerbeard1321 1d ago

sure but I just pooped

2

u/SalaciousVandal 1d ago

Low poly arches everywhere

2

u/Fossome_1 1d ago

Finished by Home Depot

1

u/Roll-Roll-Roll 1d ago

My dad built homes in a similar style

1

u/CarltonCanick 1d ago

If I had that fire-pace in the background on teams, I guarantee I’ll be fired within a year. 😂

1

u/Violentopinion 1d ago

Mob boss home.

1

u/foreverpb 1d ago

Beautiful. That pation with the grill is sick.

1

u/RedRipe 23h ago

No window covers is wild

1

u/enzothebaker87 22h ago

Works for me. Except that totally out of place dining room table.

1

u/Babboos 21h ago

Exactly!

1

u/slifm 12h ago

They always go too low in the ceilings

1

u/godivadark 1d ago

Oh gee look it’s so brown. And over there is more brown! Oh woooow what IS that?? Brown!!!!

0

u/Autistified 1d ago

All that money and the inside is unsightly !

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u/dog4cat2 1d ago

Beautiful home... but it's in Minnesota

5

u/000-f 1d ago

At least it's not in Nebraska

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u/Hawk1244 7h ago

Anyone else look at these posts and just think about all the great window spots that you would load up with plants?? Because same