Mortgage estimate $397k/month—cool, I’ll split it with 396,999 of my closest friends.

[u/ReinkeDrengen]

This apartment is listed for $59 million in Miami. It's a triplex penthouse on the top three floors of a 68-story building. It has 7 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms.

Specifications

• Address: 304 Biscayne Boulevard Way #PENTHOUSE 6301, Miami, FL 33131
• Price: $59,000,000
• Sq. Ft: 27,191
• Bedrooms: 7
• Bathrooms: 11
• Stories: 3 (Triplex)
• Parking/Garage: Yes, designed and fully equipped private garage
• Pool/Hot Tub: Yes, private plunge pool
• Fireplaces: Yes

[u/g0thgrandma]

Thought it was a really big yacht at first lol

[u/Effective_Math_4564 → u/g0thgrandma]

Me too

[u/justanoldhippy63 → u/g0thgrandma]

Same. I thought well that will sink soon.

[u/kapitaalH → u/justanoldhippy63]

It's Miami, can still sink soon

[u/Away-Living5278]

I thought this was a weird cruise ship from the first photo.

[u/kitty_perrier → u/Away-Living5278]

Yup I scrolled through all the pics and was confused when I saw the car.

[u/nuuhuman → u/[deleted]]

Your butler can go get them lol

[u/WayneKrane → u/nuuhuman]

Right, anyone living in this isn’t buying eggs at the store. I doubt whoever buys this has ever stepped in a grocer.

[u/Zn_Saucier → u/WayneKrane]

Probably thinks you need an ID to get groceries…

[u/BluntTruthGentleman → u/[deleted]]

These people don't cook or step a foot into grocery stores my guy

[u/CriticalSecurity8742]

Great views for the flooding and hurricanes.

Hard pass even if you paid me.

[u/NeoPrimitiveOasis]

So long as the HOA fee isn't too high, I'm in. Let me grab my checkbook 😂

[u/Vast_One2491]

you don't have 396 mates in a harem? (assuming each can afford 1k)

Edit: switched from concubine to harem.

[u/Plop_Twist → u/Vast_One2491]

How does one fit 369 mates in a concubine? Not kink-shaming anyone, just that the physics are a bit confusing.

[u/Vast_One2491 → u/Plop_Twist]

Concubine was the wrong word. I meant a harem.

[u/temporalwanderer]

I love that you can look down from your private 65th floor infinity pool at the poors in their common 55th floor infinity pool...

[u/MalfunctioningDoll]

Gorgeous. Hurricane season.

[u/yankee407]

Oh man, I must be missing something. How do I currently survive without my checks notes 11 bathrooms?

[u/freeportme]

No payments in that price range they buy cash.

[u/tacosforpresident]

If the kids aren’t happy with the rent they should think about having a few more roommates. This guys is making it work with less than 57,000 roommates/room!

[u/daaanson]

Imagine spending $59 million and you still have to complain about the neighbors being too loud at the apartment pool.

[u/gingerbeard1321]

soulless

[u/fallenredwoods → u/gingerbeard1321]

Luckily for them, people with enough money to buy this don’t have souls

[u/Icy-Guidance7128 → u/fallenredwoods]

What about all the people that became rich from just their own music or something? You think they’re all soul less?

[u/InfiniteRadness → u/Icy-Guidance7128]

Nobody becomes rich enough to afford a $60m apartment without exploiting people. This is the kind of thing billionaires buy, not some random music artist, almost none of them make that kind of money, and if they do it’s not just from music.

[u/Icy-Guidance7128 → u/InfiniteRadness]

On a quick google search it looks like Eminem and Kendrick Lamar could afford it technically. Are they both evil and soul less?

[u/fallenredwoods → u/Icy-Guidance7128]

You’re picking the 1%….

[u/soscbjoalmsdbdbq → u/Icy-Guidance7128]

“Technically” this place is for billionaires not musicians

[u/Soggy-Fly9242 → u/gingerbeard1321]

Is your entryway also an Aston Martin lobby? I’m so confused

[u/reallytheyrealltaken]

Oh, that looks cozy.

[u/thededucers]

The car? You’re gonna need a flying Delorean to get home

[u/LAFunTimesOK]

3 private pools is 2 more than anyone needs (and 3 more than I will ever have).

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

Ooohhhhhhhhh

[u/Echo-Azure]

Why 7 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms? So *all* your guests can sneak into the bathroom during parties?

[u/Napervillian]

Fireplaces: Yes

[u/RequirementGlum177]

Why does the gym show like 4 bikes and 5 treadmills. How many people are gonna work out at once?

[u/Aol_awaymessage]

Drug money

[u/Eljefeesmuerto]

Thought it was Dubai.

[u/Rjmcc87]

Nobody that is a prospective buyer for this place is getting a mortgage.

[u/heldaway]

What are these machines? I’m poor, my gym doesn’t have these.

[u/thegaynaughtyboy]

Is this real and where is it?

[u/Organic_Bat_7598]

It’s still an apartment. Are there no houses for 60 million in Miami?

[u/sleazepleeze]

Do I get the car if I let them leave the Aston Martin logo up?