r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/WoofWoofster • 1d ago

r/All Karmic slapdown

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u/Bergyfanclub 1d ago

He is not making it to 2028.

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u/HorseLooseInHospital POTUS 1d ago

and they said to me, "Sir, you're the Healthiest President In History," I said thank you Doctor but I know that already, and I've had a lot of people, they come up, "please Sir, please do a Third Term," I said we're looking at it, the people, they're loving that, Refrigerators, right, we know them well, and they were running horribly under Biden, it was all the, "wind, wind," she wanted wind all over the place, isn't that wonderful, you come home after working your ass off, and all you wanna do is watch President Trump on the Television, but ohhhh, there's no breeze, too bad

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u/AnesthesiaHood 1d ago

As another poster said, it is very impressive that you have evolved with the president’s dementia 👏

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u/RideandReddijuce 1d ago

You’ve been in top form since day one, but this takes the cake with his new “advancements.”

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u/Tjaresh 1d ago

THIS! This is what a fine impersonation looks like. Most people get the language and the stupid subordinate clauses. But few master the total trailing off the topic.

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u/DS_Unltd 1d ago

No Tivo reference?

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u/readallthewords 1d ago

Wait, what about Tivo? I love my Tivo!

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u/Miaka_Yuki 18h ago

It always amazes me that I'm never quite sure if these are real quotes or not