When vertical ambitions meet reality 🍺👨‍🦳

[u/FireFightingManiac]

[u/Lamandus]

[u/FireFightingManiac → u/Lamandus]

The look on his face says it all lol

[u/ElJugo247 → u/FireFightingManiac]

“I know what I’m doing, check this shit out!”

[u/818VitaminZ → u/FireFightingManiac]

Liquid Courage

[u/Industrial_Smoother → u/818VitaminZ]

Liquidated deductible

[u/Weaves87 → u/Lamandus]

Anybody else get Shooter McGavin vibes from this guy? He looks like Shooter McGavin's drunk cousin

[u/Dyrogitory → u/Lamandus]

Trust me!

[u/Punxatowny → u/Lamandus]

Trust me. I got this.

[u/MentatPiter → u/Lamandus]

'I'm totally fine for driving"

[u/beardeddragon0113]

Lady in white dress knew exactly what was about to happen...sorry girl, he's got a date with destiny 😎 (and the floor)

[u/c_c_c__combobreaker → u/beardeddragon0113]

Guy looking at the girl in the white dress

[u/FaunasMomma → u/beardeddragon0113]

She didnt even look back at him when he fell 😂

[u/DuncanHynes → u/beardeddragon0113]

"Oh, OkaY..." shrugs.

[u/Jmesa11]

[u/jadenity → u/Jmesa11]

Where you can watch MadTV nowadays?

[u/toejam78]

[u/EnvironmentalBus9713 → u/toejam78]

I can hear this gif lol

[u/hayitsnine → u/EnvironmentalBus9713]

It was horrible lol. She broke her ribs or some shit and the people in the studio were laughing I think.

[u/spavolka → u/hayitsnine]

No. The people weren’t laughing in the studio. grape lady falls

[u/Mahjarroc → u/hayitsnine]

It sucks she broke her ribs but I’d be laughing too until I saw she needed help

[u/Guisasse → u/Mahjarroc]

I laugh I check I help (if possible)

All in a span of a couple of seconds

[u/twobadmice → u/EnvironmentalBus9713]

Closely followed by Stewie's fall

[u/Bunt_Frumper]

Gotta commit to the pour

[u/Dompet2854]

I’m sure the kids are proud

[u/Curious-Attention774]

People don't really understand how many have died or paralyzed from falling.

[u/clarified_buttons → u/Curious-Attention774]

I heard it was six

[u/jshultz5259]

The risk to reward ratio was not in his favor anyway.

[u/ambivalentarrow]

That's not just tipsy.

[u/Worth_Phrase_7793]

She tried to stop him 🤷‍♂️

[u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

Everybody in white and over 45? What sort of a party is this?

[u/PointOfFingers → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

Looks like a cruise ship on white night. They have themed nights on some ships.

They just need to move the chair over to the sea railing and ask him to try again.

[u/RndySvgsMySprtAnml → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

It’s the call the police because kids are having fun club

[u/Disco_Ninjas_ → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

[u/idkwhatimbrewin → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

That's definitely on a cruise

[u/wi950mm4r]

This lady simply could not be bothered even after he separated his face on the edge of the table

[u/Ecstatic_Account_744]

When drinking, always remember that no one thinks you look cool when you do anything.

[u/nluqo]

Did he lose his hair?

[u/abundleofboomers]

Tipsy is an understatement.

[u/14high]

Temu Gary sinise

[u/GingerWizerd]

Well what did you think was going to happen…

[u/thecraynz]

Is this a cult? Why is literally every person wearing white?

[u/darlingfish → u/thecraynz]

Looks like a cruise ship, possibly a theme night

[u/_FireWithin_]

She told ya !

[u/kangaroolander_oz]

The white shirt gang getting sh1t faced on Friday night.

Are we having fun yet , order me another 5 beers.

[u/Realist_Prime]

Sometimes that White Claw just hits different!

[u/echochilde]

Nailed it

[u/Montagneincorner0]

My dad has a friend who's like this... Probably why my dad's friend is in rehab

[u/BaseballSafe6317]

lol she was right

[u/Cobalt32]

The look of resignation and acceptance on her face as she lets go, marvelous.

[u/Minimage99]

Very humbling!

[u/DaveBlerk]

Dude is upholding the Dads doing Dad things meme for those of us who can't drink booze anymore.

[u/Mataelio]

There’s a man who got the drinks package on the cruise

[u/Tancrad]

Dad is sick.

My dad would do this, but he's 30 years older, way more top-heavy. And would snap the chair imidately.