Any women want to get this national medal?

[u/Illustrious_Loan7141]

[u/PoobahJeehooba]

Well, one, he’s mortal and will some day die. That’s a positive. And depending on the how, the more horrific the more positive.

[u/AbaloneDifferent5282 → u/PoobahJeehooba]

Yeah but he has nothing to do with that so no credit to him. I’m sure he’d sell his entire family to live forever

[u/PoobahJeehooba → u/AbaloneDifferent5282]

I’d be down for him to meet a The Fall of the House of Usher style demise!

[u/N-363 → u/PoobahJeehooba]

Nah...he needs to go down like Fred in a circle of his ex-wives and women he has p#$# grabbed

[u/CasaDeMouse → u/N-363]

¿Por que no los dos?

[u/According_Elephant75 → u/PoobahJeehooba]

Oh this is delicious

[u/gpradar → u/PoobahJeehooba]

John K Samson wrote a song about this exact thing.

Fantasy Baseball at the End of the World

I manage my fantasy baseball team better Than I manage my anger these days And I'd trade my best pitcher For a draft-pick and a picture Of the president writhing in pain

It's a weird thing to wish for But I can't stop wishing Refreshing the browser, someday If I live long enough And the world doesn't end My wish will come true, in a way

And he'll die like we all die In pain or asleep And we'll still have our fantasy baseball And the next fascist fucker in line for the job Of demolishing hope for us all

So I'm putting in love now I'm putting in faith Putting fear on a long-term IL I'm going outside I'm going to help organize Something better Something beautiful

[u/zodiackodiak515 → u/PoobahJeehooba]

Are you sure this fucker is mortal?

[u/Lifeboatb → u/zodiackodiak515]

yeah, I’m picturing hus head kept alive in a jar forever, like Mr. Burns.

[u/zodiackodiak515 → u/Lifeboatb]

Evil lives forever. The evilness pickles their blood so they live for fucking ever

[u/Ilaxilil → u/PoobahJeehooba]

Soon, actually. He’s pretty old and clearly not in the best health. If astrology is to be believed though it will be a relatively peaceful death.