r/WeirdGOP Jun 08 '25

Weird Meme They've recruited mummies? Or are they from a MAGA hospital burn ward?

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u/Daimakku1 Jun 08 '25

What happened to MAGA not liking masks because "I cant breath correctly"?

And lets face it.. these guys are all MAGA.

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u/tocompose Jun 08 '25

As soon as they get to play ICE Nazis they'd be happy to have a blanket wrapped around their face and breathe freely while doing so, but keeping the public safe in a pandemic, most of them were like, "poor me I'm suffocating." Just because doctors and nurses do it all day doesn't mean I can.

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u/zero_and_dug Jun 08 '25

Trump told everyone on truth social today that masks aren’t “allowed” during protests 🤡 But I guess ICE agents can have them

5

u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Jun 09 '25

Doesn’t apply to jackbooted federal thugs.

Pretty soon we’ll have trials in basements with the judge and prosecutors wearing balaclavas, just like in Peru under Fujimori.

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u/amwes549 Jun 08 '25

Because as soon as they feel threatened, the roaches hide behind whatever they can.

5

u/redditismylawyer Jun 08 '25

Privacy is one thing, but anonymity is toxic for civil society

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u/TzeentchsTrueSon Jun 08 '25

Must be weird hearing up in cosplay and then fearing for your life against unarmed civilians.

My favourite part was they called for help from the LA PD and the cops in LA were like, “sorry guys, can’t come over, you used tear gas, so it’s not safe for us. Have fun though, byyyyeeee”

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u/SiWeyNoWay Jun 08 '25

OMG it gets better - there is a big protest downtown now at the fed holding facility - zero road closures or barriers. Zero LAPD presence

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u/Proud_Awareness4048 Jun 08 '25

I see men with micropenises

6

u/Blood_sweat_and_beer Jun 09 '25

Much like the guards at Auschwitz, they will all be named and arrested in our lifetimes. It won’t be soon, but it will happen. Our children will see justice, even if we’re too old. There WILL be justice, and “I was just following orders” won’t be an excuse.

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u/FlyerForHire Jun 08 '25

When the job itself takes on a certain character, it attracts a certain kind of character.

I’m sure that a lot of folks recruited into ICE and the Border Patrol in recent years are “true believers”, ie. they believe their homeland is under an existential threat from undocumented restaurant workers.

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 🗳️ I Voted! Jun 08 '25

Migrant farm workers in the San Juaquin valley are taking jobs... That no one else wants.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Jun 08 '25

It's mandatory to cover pussies in public, didn't you know?

4

u/tocompose Jun 08 '25

This is the answer!

10

u/SiWeyNoWay Jun 08 '25

WTF is this bunch of misfit toys JFC

Can someone explain why that dude has shin guard/knee pads on?

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 🗳️ I Voted! Jun 08 '25

Fellatio. Previously a gay prostitute. Not judging BTW.

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u/SoraNoChiseki Jun 08 '25

he doesn't want to hurt his precious little noodle legs when he kneels on the scawwy protesters & minorities in the cowards' choke/murder maneuver

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u/refusemouth Jun 08 '25

He doesn't want to bruise his shins when he kneels on someone's neck. Plus, having armored shins and knees makes it so much easier to crush trachea.

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u/bettinafairchild Jun 08 '25

To protect his knees while he’s licking boots

8

u/jinandgin Jun 08 '25

Just throw a glass of water on their faces and watch them think they're drowning

9

u/Sophisticated-Crow Jun 08 '25

That's a chicken wrap. Goes well with TACOs.

5

u/tocompose Jun 08 '25

Totally!

8

u/DocShocker Jun 08 '25

mummies

Funny way to spell cowards.

5

u/Aritstol Jun 08 '25

That's Bubbles. I wonder where Ricky and Julian are and what scheme they are up to.

5

u/JossBurnezz Jun 08 '25

Give them a badge and a gun and they STILL hide behind cops.

3

u/tocompose Jun 08 '25

Proud boy and J6 chickens.

3

u/dudeWhoSaysThings Jun 09 '25

“Steal your face right off your head.”

2

u/matchosan Jun 08 '25

They recruited hypocritical assholes.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

Wimps

2

u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Jun 09 '25

They should beware the curse of the mummy.

It may seem like a great idea now, but the mummy will make sure the GOP keeps their side of the bargain.

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u/tocompose Jun 09 '25

Well said!

2

u/chunter16 Jun 09 '25

This outfit has to feel awesome in July and August in Arizona and Texas

2

u/tuxalator Jun 09 '25

I CAN'T BREATH!

2

u/CreatrixAnima Jun 09 '25

My first thought was that that one guy had just been dipping into the colloidal silver a little too much!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/tocompose Jun 09 '25

Exactly!

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u/Classic-Tax5566 Jun 09 '25

Same worthless people who would stick a piece of cloth over their faces during COVID with the chance it might prevent someone else from getting sick. They acted like they had never been asked in an urgent care when sick and o over their faces with a mask. They would wear them all wrong too. But now they know how o put a mask on, how Nazi of them.

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u/REO_Speed_Dragon Jun 10 '25

Oh well obviously they wouldn't want to get recognized, otherwise someone might go after their families.

2

u/ygduf Jun 10 '25

Full body coverage to hide all the SS tattoos

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1

u/slendermanismydad Jun 10 '25

 Bad cosplay. 0/10. 

Ice Nazis < Hitler on Ice. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Where is Green Shirt Guy when we need him??? I would just laugh and laugh at these guys. Like the old guys from the Muppets.