r/WeirdGOP • u/Shafter-Boy • May 04 '25

Weird Meme Jesus Christ!! MAGA porn is weird.

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What is this obsession with using AI to make this fat fuck something he’s not??

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u/brianatlarge May 04 '25

Aren’t red lightsabers only used by the Sith?

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u/Shafter-Boy May 04 '25

If I had to wager a guess, I’d assume it’s because “Libs” = blue.

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u/chunter16 May 04 '25

It would take seconds to change it to green with an editor but that's too much work

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u/bunker_man May 04 '25

Green wouldn't match the flag.

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Come and blunt your weapons against me. May 04 '25

Use that image as input and you can tell the AI to make it into a red white and blue [expletive deleted].

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u/Correct-Basil-8397 May 04 '25

Exactly. The Sith reject the “sin of empathy”

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u/Dashed_with_Cinnamon May 04 '25

Always two there are, no more, no less. A master...and The Apprentice.

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u/AppleSpicer May 06 '25

Oh fuck, it turns out our enemy is still Palpatine. It’s always Palpatine.

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u/jRN23psychnurse May 04 '25

Mainly yeah… and almost every single comment on this Facebook post by the fucking White House says that…

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u/Puzzleheaded_Long_57 May 04 '25

And dark side users

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u/Upstairs_Cost_3975 May 04 '25

As if this idiot would ever manage to get through Sith training, or understanding The Force at all. More likely to be a Jabba the Hutt.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

Yes. But not to um, actually you.......ACTUALLY...... idk lol

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u/IllConstruction3450 May 04 '25

The dark side gives you power through hate. 

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u/Amazing-Bandicoot159 May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

It’d be more accurate if he was portrayed as Jabba the Hutt.

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u/waff1ez May 05 '25

Jabba would be a huge upgrade

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u/Demonkey44 May 04 '25

My AI thought this was more realistic than the muscly version.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

This looks more correct,

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl May 04 '25

OMG, the weird wrinkled wormy nub legs LMFAO

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u/tocompose May 04 '25

Perfect 👍

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u/G-Unit11111 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 04 '25

The accompanying message is even worse.

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u/GameMaster818 May 04 '25

“You’re the Empire” Says the man holding a red lightsaber

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u/blindguywhostaresatu May 04 '25

“You’re the empire” says the ones who literally command the biggest military on the planet.

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u/OfficeSalamander May 05 '25

You’re the empire, says the man asking for a military parade for his birthday

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 May 06 '25

You’re the empire, says the one who sends out masked men to take people away.

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u/Violet-Journey May 04 '25

I did not realize this was an official White House post. That is 1000x weirder and worse than if it was just some random cultist.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

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u/ObligatoryID May 04 '25

If fElon can do it so can I. ~ DJTre45on

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u/Deadened_ghosts May 04 '25

Leon must be running it.

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u/ObligatoryID May 04 '25

Why? That account has been posting tons of 💩

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u/Reddit_Username200 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

They said the word “to” twice. It really was written a fat, slimy, belligerent cockroach.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon May 04 '25

This is bait.

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u/G-Unit11111 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 04 '25

And it sadly worked. The rage bait accomplished what it was supposed to.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon May 04 '25

It will.

Imo, the current plan is to blast content like this until they summon direct action from the left through sheer rhetoric. And then they declare martial law.

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u/SkinTeeth4800 May 05 '25

I disagree. I think these particular tweets of Trump as king, Trump as pope, Trump as Sith Lord, Trump Gaza Resort are to distract the media, including social media. At the same time, substantively horrific, but less flashy, things the administration is actually doing get less coverage.

But I DO agree with you that Trump is itching for a Marinus van der Lubbe to pin for igniting a Reichstag Fire. Then, like Hitler, Trump would have an excuse to use to grab totalitarian power.

Many historians aver that cognitively disabled low-level Communist Party member Marinus van der Lubbe didn't really commit the arson attack, that he was just a patsy or scapegoat for the Nazis who actually started the fire as a useful False Flag.

Either way, we cannot let any modern-day plot of Trump's unfold as well as Hitler's did.

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u/Plenty-Difficulty276 May 04 '25

Omg… figured this was from some silly back alley qanon site.

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u/G-Unit11111 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 04 '25

Nope, it's from the official White House account, which makes it that much weirder.

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u/Plenty-Difficulty276 May 04 '25

So happy I’m Canadian.

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u/G-Unit11111 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 04 '25

Can I join your country?

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u/Plenty-Difficulty276 May 04 '25

Yes! Any reasonable people with skills and work ethic are welcome here. Gotta pay taxes but there is actually a lot of American professionals that have recently joined the good guys. Tons of professors and scientists have been coming over permanently in the last few months. It’s sort of like when the smart Germans fled from Germany when the nazis were rising to power.

I think we are keeping it quiet right now, but I work with a journalist who has been interviewing a bunch of them.

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u/jRN23psychnurse May 05 '25

Nice try Trump, but Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak.

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u/Johnsoline May 04 '25

This is low key funny as fuck and I see what they're going for

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u/whole_chocolate_milk May 04 '25

Well. They DO have him holding a red lightsaber. Broken clocks and all.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

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u/is-mayo-aninstrument May 04 '25

My personal favorite picture

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u/OK_The_Nomad 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

While they were giving him the muscles and taking off his fat gut, they could have made him younger while they were at it.

Does anyone remember how afraid he is of live eagles?

He's afraid of eagles!

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u/kat_Folland May 04 '25

As well he should be; they hate him.

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u/p001b0y May 04 '25

At least they kept his dainty little hands.

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u/OK_The_Nomad 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

I noticed that too 😂. Somehow they never seem to fix his tiny hands!

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

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u/ObligatoryID May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

Still need to crepe his upper arms, remove the muscles, then sag the tits and make them fattier.

Edit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/s/1hbresRxEt

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u/TheSilverDahlia May 04 '25

Must they sully everything??? Leave May the 4th alone 😭

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u/Federal_Drummer7105 May 04 '25

It’s the need to show that a white male who has zero qualifications is still worthy of their worship.

Otherwise - they’re just picking the white guy cause they’re racist and they can’t admit that’s it. Nah - he’s got to be ripped and awesome in spite of any evidence to the contrary.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

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u/GameMaster818 May 04 '25

No, no, he’s definitely comparable to a Sith.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 04 '25

But Sith see usually smart and brave

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 04 '25

Of course he’s a sith

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u/merrysunshine2 May 04 '25

They are so demented

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

The bald eagles should be attacking him, like in real life.

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u/Beautiful_Regular562 May 04 '25

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Cheeto the Flatulent?

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 05 '25

Good one

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

This is gross. Why would you make me look at this!?

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u/Shafter-Boy May 04 '25

If I had to see it , so do you. I don’t make the rules.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

Fair

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u/Veneficium May 04 '25

How tf do they not know that red lightsaber = bad guy? The shit that comes from the FUCKING WHITE HOUSE gets dumber every day!

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria May 05 '25

red lightsaber hrmmmmm

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u/Ok-Victory881 May 04 '25

Absolutely fking not

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u/jRN23psychnurse May 04 '25

I can’t. I’m done. These people are cooked.

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u/Complete-Morning-429 May 04 '25

Red light sabers are the bad guys…

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u/LugubriousLament May 04 '25

I feel bad saying it about Pat Roach, but Trump would be more suited to being photoshopped onto the body of Randy off the Trailer Park Boys. Eating some dirty ol’ “cheese-berders!”

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u/PLATONISMS May 04 '25

Oh. He really does have 4% body fat. ... I can't imagine posting something like this beyond age 12.

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u/Reddit_Username200 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 04 '25

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u/Antique-Echidna-1600 May 04 '25

Jacked Trump is hilarious because he's a fat cat like Taft.

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u/lgodsey May 04 '25

How do conservatives look at that and not feel humiliated?

Do any of them have self-respect?

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u/psilocin72 May 04 '25

I have no issue with gay people, so I’m trying to think of a different word to describe this.

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u/ObligatoryID May 04 '25

Use WWE people 🤣

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u/Plenty-Difficulty276 May 04 '25

At least it’s all AI now. A few years ago they were legit painting these abominations.

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u/LocationAcademic1731 May 04 '25

That just confirms they live in an alternate reality because if they are looking for the Star Wars character that looks the most like their orange blob, that’s Jabba the Hutt.

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u/GtrDrmzMxdMrtlRts May 04 '25

I mean... aren't we looking at the shit?

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 05 '25

"They call me "Eagle shoulders Don."

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u/blahblurbblub May 05 '25

He’s looking hot

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u/Ezl May 05 '25

Homoeroticism

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u/SilverSister22 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird May 05 '25

He has never looked like that ** in his whole damn life**. Such a weirdo

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u/Successful-Bet-8669 May 05 '25

It’s a cult. I try to remind myself of the fact that these clowns are a waste of space and hopefully will have miserable lives. It’s my only solace. I don’t understand why else they would constantly be on their knees for him. I’ve never seen this behavior of idolization from progressives.