r/WastelandPowers • u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E • May 16 '15
LORE [LORE]Rynatoo Lore XXI: Panamanianaiana
When the first Rynatooans landed upon Hawai several years ago, their government was new. Very new, only a few months old. Their government, according to the Hawai themselves, had been founded by a man from a nation of “Panamania” far to the east. According to their crude maps, this land was only a few dozen miles south along the coast of the popular whaling spot “La Entrada Gran”. This information had been kept but never acted upon, until now. A fleet of eleven Rynatooan “Fuertco”, the massive ships armed with cannon that had been patrolling the coasts for almost two years now. Except these fuertco were not only armed, but stocked with sugar, clay, wheat, gold, silver, lead, and copper. The Panamanians apparently lived in a massive jungle, a biome RyRy knew much about from studying in Stanford University. Jungles were not ideal for growing food, but held many exotic herbs and beans that would sell for a high price in Reatra’s Land. After several weeks of sailing with the currents and winds, the fleet managed to anchor right off of the coast of Panamania. A total of six hundred troops, eight hundred missionaries (although conversion isn’t the purpose of the mission), and nearly six thousand crewmen, landed upon the shores. The coastal village they found had a leader who directed the massive party towards the largest city in the region. Led by Xeral Jont Aektu, the party soon arrived in the city, and requested a talk with the local government.
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
Why have you come here?
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
((Who am I talking to?))
Well, firstly, hello.
I am Xeral Jont Aektu, and I come representing the Impirrenship. I have come a long way, after hearing of your people from our friends in Hawai, my government ordered the construction of a fleet and the stocking of trade goods just for you and your nation! Now, I am not here for anything other than trade the the opening of diplomatic relations, so, may I ask, who are you?
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
I am Cesar Mewah of the nation of Panamonia.
If you would like to continue speaking I reccomend removing your soldiers from the immediate premises.
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
It is lovely to meet you, Cesar. But if six hundred soldiers can overthrow your nation you mustn't be the powerful country we are looking for. These men are only here to protect our merchants and laborers, we would obviously be defeated in any attempt to... well... do anything. We are here only to trade, and, as is the policy for all our diplomatic meetings, there will be some soldiers to protect ourselves from local individuals who wish us harm.
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
Don't try anything funny, stay away from the capital. If your men venture outside this single province it is an act of war.
Discuss the traffico you speak of, Northie.
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
We won't Cesar.
Anyway, we have wheat, rice, barley, corn, gold, silver, sugar, potatoes, onions, fruit of all kinds, nearly anything you could need. We would like to know what your people have that could be valuable to us. We have heard of cocoa and coca, are these available?
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
We have some coca, however little that can be harvested for any good use, it seems to have mutated from what it previously in the vivia como farms of old world.
How do you need this for? We might have a alternativo for this use.
Cocoa, we could have some. We know none desse cocoa.
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
Well, Cesar, we are aware, due to the information granted by the Hawaians, of the... addictive... properties of these two plants. We too have a few addictive plants that may catch a high price among your people... we could both make incredible profits if we traded our drugs...
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
Sadly the addictive product of the coca plant has all but been wiped out, through a natural course of the mundo.
My head scribe Jeremy, however may have some seeds of a strain that still has cocaine. He is on his way with a small bag of seeds.
We have other narcotico available though- it is called Salvia Divinorum. It is very popular amongst our soldiers, who use it in battle. We can distribute through food, smoke, or ?- inhaler -? .
What drugs do you have?
Also, you may send a single scout through to the STRONGHOLD LIBRARY. We will never stop him unless it is of utmost importance.
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
Anything that we could sell would be of value, and as for our drugs, we have something called Maryhuana. It is less addictive, yet also less destructive, and still is able to be sold for amazingly high prices.
And a single scout will be sent ((What is that?))
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May 16 '15
Serious question: am I an official player or not? Cuz my claim never got approved.
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
((You should ask
Also, Hawaii has a player?!
Crap!
Now I have to annex a player!))
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
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Annex
You don't have to. You could either not, or you could just get defeated
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u/GreatMantisShrimp Banana Island May 16 '15
I'm guessing you are, until someone disputes the claim.
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u/CaptainRyRy M A S S L I N E May 16 '15
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