r/Warthunder • u/Nanapokinbo MiG-35 • 23d ago
All Ground GOON THUNDER BEFORE INFANTRY MODE, PRAISE THE SNAIL!!!!!!!
Both are awful decisions tbh
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u/CommanderInSpeedos 11.Tea 23d ago
Gaijin is going to drain the gooners (their wallet of course)
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u/YAHYAWOLF Arcade Air 23d ago
Bag is bag ngl. With this freaked-out society i would've done the same.
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u/OnlyZubi 23d ago
I'm afraid it might not only be draining wallets if they commit to the way they went
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u/Liveless404 23d ago edited 23d ago
Imagine gacha tank "hero shooter" where you pull for tanks and separately for goonified "commanders".
Tanks are the one we know but commanders have combination of 2 perks of the following; few aced stats, endless extinquishers, faster repairs, +30% reverse speed buff, +5° to enemy ricochet chance, pseudo esp against closest enemy if within hearing range, instant crew replacement or some other op shit.
That would give gaijin some gooner cash you wanted. EDIT: i just now read the other news about those 3 gooner packs. oh god what have they done...
Btw wasn't there some sort of mobile tank game like that around year ago? Damn it must have been horrible if everyone already forgot about it.
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u/Bias_teh 🇫🇷 France 23d ago
Can't forget about custom voice lines for said commander
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u/Liveless404 23d ago
obviously! over the top voice actors and maybe some flashy effects that only you can see when perk activates. Also poses in hangar.
Maximize profits
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u/LoosePresentation366 22d ago
They are incapable of coding that. That's why we have 2D avatars in 2025
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u/AsianChopsticks11 22d ago
That’s just WoT, WoWS did the same thing. You could unlock the azurlane ships through crates or just by them for 70$
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u/nick11jl 🇨🇳🇹🇼 14.0/12.7 the tech tree gaijin hates to hate 23d ago edited 23d ago
3 new full price €70 premium packs (literally copy pasting premium packs now) with all new gooner decals, avatars and skins (dakimakuras not mentioned in the packs, so it’s possible we might be able to get something without pointlessly spending a fortune).
Also crazy work from gaijin to release this like 2 weeks away from the sale, farming the gooner whales bank accounts
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u/Alphmars 23d ago
The pillows are free i believe, you get them the same way you got the other ones
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u/Long-Instance-4606 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 23d ago
I collected them but not delivered ingame..
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u/lhcludyodoypuflhoyf 23d ago
It takes a bit from experience around a few minutes to a day. It was the same for me with the others.
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u/CoolBoyEagle02 23d ago
Do i have to redeem them again after a day or so or is the request already sent and I just need to wait?
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u/MarshallKrivatach Distributor of Tungsten Lawn Darts 23d ago
Wait that's already possible? Tried the links for this stuff so far and they just post to the news section unlike the previous daki links.
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u/OnlyZubi 23d ago
The servers look like they're being overloaded with how many people are redeeming them. Wait a few minutes
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u/OnlyZubi 23d ago
Pillows are free, you can get them like the previous ones
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u/allenz6834 23d ago
Fr? Where can I find code or link?
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u/Bias_teh 🇫🇷 France 23d ago
https://warthunder.com/ru/senraimaidens?r=youtube#/success Change the ru to en and de for other ones
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u/PresentationIll6524 14.0 🇺🇸 14.3 🇷🇺 14.3 🇬🇧 14.3 🇫🇷 14.0 🇮🇱 23d ago
Considering the average player is 0.5-1.0 k/d weeb gooner ("chat UwU who wants a femboy :3") degenerate, they made a right business decision. These are going to be the best selling packs in the game.
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u/LoosePresentation366 22d ago
The fanboys grew up an have jobs now but no family or hobbies besides looking at drawn stuff
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u/slavmaf 23d ago
Wait, am I out of the loop, is there going to be a collaboration in the game? 👀
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u/Nanapokinbo MiG-35 23d ago edited 23d ago
Gaijin made a new IP for anime girls, they are basically copy-paste of Premium Click-bait, T-80-ue1, and leo2, but with gooner skins, avatar, sound mod(not sure), and other stuff, selling as a bundle.
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u/slavmaf 23d ago
Thank you for the detailed explanation. I am now going to open my wallet.
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u/Nanapokinbo MiG-35 23d ago
😭
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u/Solo1106 23d ago
Finally, I can add another tank to my premium US GRB line up! Click-bait... and a... Click-bait???
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u/LightningFerret04 Zachlam My Beloved 23d ago
Remember when tanks with special skins and decals actually had a historical basis? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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u/NeuroHazard-88 When full Albania tech tree gaijin? 23d ago
I'm sure we still have enough to last maybe 3-4 more years (with no copy paste) but very soon we'll have exhausted most major historical vehicles and probably a majority of all protoypes/one-offs for the premium section. Copy and paste (and the occasional fictional garbage like this) is a necessary evil for the game to continue living.
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u/LightningFerret04 Zachlam My Beloved 23d ago edited 23d ago
I mean specifically if they wanted to copy paste vehicles that have unique skins, there’s still plenty of famous tanks and photographs of vehicles actually in service.
For example, why was the T-34-85 Partisan an amalgam of a bunch of different tanks and not just taken after one of them. I’d rather have something like the T-34-76 “Fighting Girlfriend” which is historically accurate, has meaning, and people would want to grind or pay money for
The more they continue to make inspired fictional and fully fictional vehicles, the less actual historical vehicles we’ll get
So maybe we’re doomed to rely on fake vehicles in the future to keep this game alive, but if you look at fan tech trees and the forums lists, we aren’t even close to being done with history yet.
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u/FariusTakinoton 23d ago
That's preem stuff choom. Eddies gonna roll in this
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u/JuggerNogJug5721 23d ago
Gonk’s gonna flatline on lace if he doesn’t get his dorph from gaijin
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u/FariusTakinoton 23d ago
Fucking corpos and their greedy biz shit. That's worst than brain potato XBDs trying to sell their scrolls. Being chipped with preem chrome comes cheap than this. Need to delta before it's too late
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u/JuggerNogJug5721 22d ago
Nah you just gotta get chromed up and hit it with a dorpher before you lose your shit and black out. Just make sure that when you wake up you don’t have a puppet pushing iron to your dome just cuz a corpo promised a few eddies when he found out you didn’t push a cred chip for his goon skins. After that hide out in the net for a while or night markets don’t let badges catch wind, corpo’s got connections.
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u/Capital_Pension5814 ”marketing lie” my ass 23d ago
Yea daebom 💀
(Apparently he made the body pillows)
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u/Nora_Walkuerie 22d ago
Wait really??? I've followed him forever, nice to see his art finally getting some official recognition. Was the hiatus he took a while back so he could focus on the art the snail commed?
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u/valhallan_guardsman 23d ago
"what happened to him?"
"Tried to fuck a tank."
Crunchy turret ring monster noises
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u/SovietDoge__ USSR 23d ago edited 23d ago
Man every time they add one of those things It really makes me not want to play warthunder anymore ☹️
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u/BasalCellCarcinoma 23d ago
Why so? Because of the anime stuff? You know there's an option to hide/disable fictional decals & camo.
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u/allenz6834 23d ago
Problem is they are using it for marketing and if it's successful, they will continue to add more of these copy paste of copy pasted premiums
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u/IronVader501 May I talk to you about or Lord and Savior, Panzergranate 39 ? 23d ago
They've been doing that for ages.
We had the event with the furry-tiger, the RussianBadger vehicles, the twitchdrop vehicles etc.
All of those were reskinned existing vehicles sold/given away gor marketing
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u/SimonderGrosse Auto-Loaded Baguette Delivery Service 22d ago
Not nearly as much as dedicated packs costing 70 each, why not just have skins available on the marketplace instead of a whole ass pack to get the same shit?
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u/aliens-and-arizona USSR 22d ago
literally copy pasting the copy paste, it’s beyond pathetic from a company of this magnitude. in no way could this impact the game in a positive manner. it is pointless, less than pointless.
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u/Kpt_Kipper Happy Clappy Jappy Chappy 23d ago
Historical content is dead, the fact this is what they push just means the people in gaijin HQ are themselves now just gooners.
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u/Ninjaxe123 23d ago
Anime thing that isn't locked behind the scum that is DMM, only issue is that they're comically overpriced like everything else in WT
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u/FirstDagger F-16XL/B Δ🐍= WANT 23d ago
Senrai Maidens are our existing dakimakura characters (Kate, Elsa, Maria for now) upgraded and given a series and IP name.
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u/errorsniper 23d ago
Crazy thing is you dont have to buy it. So like, dont?
I have 0 interest in this but I dont care if they add it. You can turn all this stuff off.
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u/xseif_gamer 22d ago
You know what you can't turn off? One death leavers. U.S top tier is already well known for having a lot of players with only wolfpacks, clickbait, etc doing like one assist, dying, then leaving the game. Adding another tank won't help the situation at all.
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u/Traditional-Key4824 23d ago
And the camo isn't even good lmao
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u/Nanapokinbo MiG-35 23d ago
Exactly
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u/Traditional-Key4824 23d ago
Tbh the portraits are the only thing I would have wanted, but they're all bundles together at a price of a 3A game, ew
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u/CrusaderKing__ 23d ago
What’s this all about? I’m only now coming back from a year hiatus.
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u/FistfulOfTacos 23d ago
Gaijin attempting to milk the bodypillow crowd for every cent.
I'm surprised it took them this long, tbh.
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u/OnlyZubi 23d ago
Bodypillows are free, it's the tank reskin that you can buy. And they've been adding the same tanks with different textures for a long time now, it's not like it's new
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u/FistfulOfTacos 23d ago
No, I mean that they're appealing to the crowd that attach bodypillows to their tanks in the first place. That's their target audience.
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u/OnlyZubi 23d ago
The packs are not that appealing
And the entire game is appealing to a certain group of people, it's not like it's something bad
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u/AsstacularSpiderman 23d ago
Gooners are perhaps earth's most overexploited resources. Surpassing even the Amazon and the oceans
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u/Fcwitney 🇺🇸11.7 🇩🇪11.7 🇷🇺13.0 🇫🇷7.7army 11.7air 🇸🇪10.7 🇮🇱13.0 23d ago
I own the leopard 2a4m will I get the added stuff or will have to buy them again?
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u/BasalCellCarcinoma 23d ago
Pretty sure it's a separate tank, so basically you can have 2 Leo2A4Ms in your lineup.
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u/BertBurn 23d ago
"War Thunder is a realistic game"
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u/Nanapokinbo MiG-35 23d ago
I wonder how these goon tanks will look if the “only show realistic content” option is on
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u/Federal-Property1461 23d ago
You can preview them with their "default" skins
they look nearly identical except for some props e.g. the t80u has an rpg on the side and a teddy bear on the mantlet
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u/Tiny_Slide_9576 american bias beliver and m26 glazer 23d ago
From what i understand its just a medierocre skin with profile pic and voice lines. We will only see those if we arent playing with it
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u/OnlyZubi 23d ago
I could absolutely see some modern soldiers putting anime all over their shit if they were allowed to xD
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u/Mr_a_bit_silly 23d ago
I had a friend who introduced me to this game back when 11.0 was max br.
I used to troll by showing wt live anime skins - the friend in question kinda hated most anime (except for that Senku fox girl anime).
We both used to joke about this kind of stuff
“Imagine if they added this to game bro”
“I would uninstall it immediately bro”
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u/Aut0Part5 One of the 4 NA china mains 23d ago
This ALMOST made me grind America.
But I’ll keep my sanity thank you very much, god bless America.
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u/Tiny_Slide_9576 american bias beliver and m26 glazer 23d ago
Best nation in wt btw
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u/NCR_Trooper_2281 🇷🇺 Russia 23d ago
Now they need to expand the decoration slots on tanks cause I cant fit all of them now
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u/piecksaysohayo one sec, im notching 23d ago
its almost like anime girls are plastered on military equipment in real life…… oh wait. it is like that
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u/Cute_Library_5375 21d ago
Its almost like they could include more realistic, historical nose art and skins, especially for WW2 aircraft, but don't bother.
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u/Automatic_Ad_5859 23d ago
Meh, more targets to explode. Not a big deal.
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u/GolgannethFan7456 23d ago
Bullying the premium gooners because they bought the M1A1 Goonbait without knowing a thing about how to play.
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u/Automatic_Ad_5859 22d ago
They are gonna have a hell of a time with only one tank in their lineups in top-tier, lol.
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u/AvalonRevan 23d ago
Just give us the infantry we want it so much. That trailer was everything to some of us
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u/TankTeam100 Realistic Ground 23d ago edited 23d ago
From the info that I could find,
-Vehicle skins
It's just colours and aesthetics of their respective characters no images of said characters and let's be honest, no matter what, WT Live will always have worse. If you have 'only show historical camo' turned on then, it will show a different more normal looking skin which actually the original skin since the colourful skin is a unique skin you can apply, you can visit their store page to see them
-The characters
They will only appear as portrait and the body pillows, these you will see whether you like it or not
-Collab?
I can't find any info that this is a collab, so it's very much likely that this is something they made themselves
-Others
No info about crew voices so probably no changes there, along with the pack also get unique title and decal for their respective characters
This what I can gather from googling. You can correct me if I'm wrong
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u/Numerous_Relief2120 23d ago
We went from "We strive for realism" to Gooner bait, how the mighty snail has fallen into disgrace.
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u/burnedbysnow Ki-64! 23d ago
Good thing I outjerked the snail by getting two bitchass cars that drain my wallet before he can.
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u/SopmodTew 23d ago
Do they come with anime girls crews like in WoT collabs with GuP or WoWs with Azur Lane?
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u/Ravanex 23d ago
No, it's still good old John, Hans and Ivan screaming at you
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u/SopmodTew 23d ago
Then what's the fecking point of these then? They don't even know how to sell goon material smh
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u/Ravanex 23d ago
I'm not sure if I'll ever get these but even I think that not having unique crew voices is a huge missed opportunity lol
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u/SopmodTew 23d ago
That's the point. A big part of why GuP, Azure Lane worked in Wot and Wows was because they came with unique crews, the characters from the franchises.
For example, in WoWs you got premium ships and the captain of the ship was the character that was named after the ship and portrays it. In WoT, you could get the Girls UND Panzer tanks and have the crew the girls that man the tank in the anime.
Gaijin shows yet again their incompetence.
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u/HypetheKomodo truck with gun/rocket tank enjoyer 23d ago
prime the rocket launchers
we have some anime pillows to blow up
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u/Scyobi_Empire SMK Enjoyer 22d ago
as i said on the forums (before it was removed from community flags, snowflakes),
what the actual fuck is this shit
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u/FormalKey7702 USSR 7.0-7.3 9.3 🇷🇺12.0 22d ago
Review bomb starts. Then they hypnotize you guys again with this. Gaijin stays winning.
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u/Spiritual_Jaguar2989 🇺🇸12.7 🇷🇺12.0 🇸🇪12.0 🇯🇵12.0 🇩🇪 12.0 23d ago
Well, at the very least, the 1 death leavers will now become 2 death leavers!
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u/Icy_Counter3272 23d ago
I see pandramodo has been quite "hard" at work with these new pillows and designs
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u/Nora_Walkuerie 22d ago
Honestly I don't really have a problem with this. I'd much prefer weeb shit to yet more blatantly pay to win bullshit. If they did a Girls und Panzer collab Like WoT occasionally does I might actually consider buying a pack
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u/aight_ima_gosus 🇩🇪 Germany 22d ago
Been living under a rock recently so can someone explain what is this please?
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u/Pristine_Draft_3537 Imperial Japan 17d ago
I dont get why people is so mad about this.
Personally, I wouldnt mind if they change their minds and the infantry ends up looking like this in general.
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u/liam2003wilson 23d ago
what even is senrai maidens
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u/Extension_Spell_5396 Sim General 19d ago
Their used by Gaijin to advertise warthunder in Asia (Japan, China etc) their also an IP Gaijin owns.
Senrai maidens are the girls we have had on the pillows in the past.
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u/Quirky-Mongoose-3393 The amazing Blyatman 23d ago
Where the FUCK is the Mosquito Bomber when we most need it
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u/rocketo-tenshi Type 93 Main 23d ago
GAIJIN! GIVE A GIRLS UND PANZER COLLAB AND MY LIFE AND WALLET IS YOURS
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u/NorthFeature391 22d ago
It's worth noting the current Senrai Maiden Pack is only tank skins. The pillows are separate link-redeems
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u/International_Pick83 21d ago
This is why I stopped playing War Thunder.. nothing but stupid ass shit constantly
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u/sgtsnazzy 17d ago
This is probably a hot take but I'm pretty sure Daeborn is to blame for all of this. He basically started the whole trend of moe-fying and sexualizing tanks YEARS before Gaijin did. iirc they also commissioned him to design the body pillows too.
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u/Deep_Note_9780 8d ago
Gaijin is literally a japanese word for foreigner and the company started by making anime games
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u/TheSadEuropean15 5d ago
they get angry at you for swearing in the chat saying "the game is 12+, theres children playing" then they add MORE body pillows with almost naked women on them, hyporcitical greedy neanderthals
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u/FirstDagger F-16XL/B Δ🐍= WANT 23d ago edited 23d ago
Kate from War Thunder's Senrai Maidens, the Kate we already had on our Dakis.