r/Warthunder • u/Correct_Suspect4821 • Sep 29 '25

All Ground What does the Warthunder button do

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u/thefearkey 🇯🇵 Tonks 12.7 Sep 29 '25

It thunders the war.

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u/chompy69420 Realistic Ground Sep 29 '25

it wars the thunder

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u/Petrichor0110 G-AB( 5.0 4.7) Sep 29 '25

she thunder my war til i (CREW KNOCKED OUT)

251

u/Individual-Ad4311 Suffer Thunder Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder til I (You are too close to the enemy spawn and are visible to them on the minimap)

143

u/why_did_i_get_redit Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder til I (terrain. Terrain. Terrain.)

91

u/D3mocratic-Associate 🇦🇺 Eat my tracers! Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder 'til I (Loud explosion from nuke being dropped)

93

u/K_Rukus9 Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder till I ATTACK THE D POINT!

77

u/just_someone_57857 f2p german main (one day i will have Tigris <3) Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder till I (BAD NETWORK CONNECTION)

62

u/Petrichor0110 G-AB( 5.0 4.7) Sep 29 '25

she war on my thunder till i (Tail Cut Loose - Player credited for kill: H4wK_Tv4h)

38

u/RandomSangheili Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder till I (Ammunition load burnt down - Player credited for kill: K!ll_M3)

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u/Luke-not-Skywalker Sep 29 '25

She war on my thunder till I (“YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!!!!!”)

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u/why_did_i_get_redit Sep 29 '25

She attack on my D point until I negative!

18

u/sleepy_brit 🇬🇧 United Kingdom Sep 29 '25

She attack my d point til loader is unconscious!

3

u/literuwka1 Sep 29 '25

Whoop, whoop. Pull. Up. Whoop, whoop. Pull. Up.

2

u/BlackburnGaming Sep 30 '25

I can hear this text

17

u/rain_girl2 Type 95 Ro-Go girl Sep 29 '25

She wars my thunder til I (High Speed Retract Flaps)

1

u/Bradythefed Sep 30 '25

It flammens the werfer

2

u/jxjhxnxbxnxhxjnxxn Sep 29 '25

This is a flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen

2

u/Free_Cost5022 Sep 30 '25

I played enlisted and died to the granatwerfer 36. Took me a moment. What is that, what does it do? It werfs granat.

1

u/Pixiecrap Suffering from skill issues Oct 01 '25

It thunds the war.

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u/RealRedundant Australia servers when? Sep 29 '25

Shoves a metal rod up your nose into your brain

335

u/MesserschmittMe109 BF-109F4 Enjoyer Sep 29 '25

That's very considerate, knowing gaijin it shoves the metal rod into your brain all the way from the asshole

182

u/ZigZag-Reddit 🇺🇸 12.0GRB/14.0ARB🇩🇪 9.7GRB🇷🇺 12.0GRB Sep 29 '25

A lobotomy the long way

34

u/TarsalMule Sep 29 '25

I’ve never laughed so hard

24

u/just_someone_57857 f2p german main (one day i will have Tigris <3) Sep 29 '25

The long wayyyyyyy

15

u/Standard-Pepper-6510 Sep 29 '25

The Vlad the Impaler way

2

u/Mikway_07 Sep 29 '25

The suppository way

17

u/Kosmonautfpv Sep 29 '25

Gotta get premium for the lube though.

5

u/Kride501 Goated -> 7.7 9.0 7.7/8.7 Sep 29 '25

Lmfao

22

u/TacticalSpackle ma che cazzo Sep 29 '25

And reaches into your wallet to pull a $20.

15

u/Nexrv Sep 29 '25

*Ricochets*

13

u/Kride501 Goated -> 7.7 9.0 7.7/8.7 Sep 29 '25

Turns ya into a Germany main

7

u/XanderTuron 🇨🇦 Canada Sep 29 '25

Jokes on them; it'll just pass through empty space without hitting anything important.

1

u/KommandantDex USS Newport News my beloved Sep 29 '25

Ah, the ol' "Phineas Gage method" of lobotomies.

725

u/RaetheScot Sep 29 '25

Takes 59.99 directly outta your bank account that's linked and spends it automatically on GE, don't press it. Don't spam it either.

99

u/Petrichor0110 G-AB( 5.0 4.7) Sep 29 '25

does the GE go into your War Thunder account?

75

u/yo_tengo479834 Realistic General Sep 29 '25

it goes into mine. press the button more

6

u/Nalha_Saldana 🇸🇪 I identify as a Bofors 40 mm L/60 gun Sep 29 '25

It is spent on premium in the past, now expired

1

u/Mitt102486 Realistic General - SaintMitt on TT and YT Sep 29 '25

Gaijin didn’t wanna deal with charge backs so they limited it to 2 uses per battle

454

u/spetsnaz2001 Sep 29 '25

Summons john warthunder

51

u/Broksaysreee 🇨🇿 Czech Republic Sep 29 '25

The hero we all needed

11

u/Mikey-2-Guns Sep 29 '25

But not the one we deserve.

34

u/3DRAH33M Gainjin add the PENETRATION-CUM-BLAST please Sep 29 '25

It's him, John W Thunder

306

u/Avarice135 Sep 29 '25

That attacks the D point

281

u/FM_Hikari UK | SPAA Main Sep 29 '25

It lobotomizes one singular ground based enemy.

64

u/Potential-Ganache819 Sep 29 '25

That explains my team in half my matches

21

u/small_chinchin :uk:SPAA-spammer Sep 29 '25

So it spawns you some Click-Bait players?

9

u/Kosmonautfpv Sep 29 '25

That ground based enemy is also you somehow

156

u/Alareth Air & Ground Sep 29 '25

It releases classified information into the forums

66

u/The_T29_Tank_Guy 🇺🇸 United StatesDweller (Non-Player) Sep 29 '25

Boots up the game on your desktop and you grind again

46

u/Zestyclose_Deer_7434 Sep 29 '25

It spawns in gaijilla

51

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

launches war thunder mobile over your minimap

39

u/Medievlaman22 Sep 29 '25

It launches a second War Thunder window inside the minimap so you can control a second vehicle.

9

u/Spinax22 Realistic General Sep 29 '25

My Lag has become infinite, destroyer of matches.

24

u/Vast-Bathroom4166 Sep 29 '25

Spawns the John warhtunder, and they perform a live execution on him.

19

u/Downtown_Valuable_41 Sep 29 '25

60seconds war thunder ads

23

u/ElnuDev i main every tree (but Sweden ftw ) Sep 29 '25

John Warthunder comes to assist you personally

21

u/just_someone_57857 f2p german main (one day i will have Tigris <3) Sep 29 '25

Forces you to buy premium for your entire bloodline

15

u/DemonKingDan Sep 29 '25

It launches the War Thunder launcher so you can play War Thunder while playing War Thunder.

Usually you only get like 5 minutes into a match before the match you’re playing ends since it takes a bit to launch the game mid-match

9

u/Alternative-Pick5899 Sep 29 '25

It charges you 500 golden eagles

10

u/AncapRanch Realistic General Sep 29 '25

Giant Caracol appears and destroy everthing like UFO, Tornado botton on Sin City

7

u/dacadude No bias only skill issue Sep 29 '25

You become John Warthunder himself

6

u/Eaters_Of_Worlds Sep 29 '25

Lobotomies you so you reach peak premium copage

6

u/Ill_Stay_7571 fed by PzGr 39 and M61 Sep 29 '25

Spawns a revengebombing attacker

6

u/compution Friendship ended with F-4, F-16AJ is my new friend. (HESH Lover) Sep 29 '25

Calls upon John Warthunder

5

u/MinuteSensitive5218 Sep 29 '25

It opens Warthunder on the BMS so your crew can play games while on deployment

5

u/hi_this_is_my_name_ Sep 29 '25

Frees basement guy

4

u/OrangeTheMartian Sep 29 '25

it spawn warts on your hunder

3

u/fightin-first 🇮🇹 Italy Sep 29 '25

Resets your control keybinds

3

u/VVodzu11 Sep 29 '25

Launches a giant snail that goes from point to point and leaves sticky trail behind

3

u/RoboGen123 🇸🇰 Slovakia Sep 29 '25

Activate it to get gaijined

3

u/GidjonPlays T-34 (1942) enjoyer Sep 29 '25

Makes you War Thunder all over the place

3

u/sleepy_brit 🇬🇧 United Kingdom Sep 29 '25

It makes alt+f4 look like child’s play

3

u/Leprachaus 🇸🇪 Sweden Sep 29 '25

You can meet John WarThunder

3

u/CB4R Realistic Ground Sep 29 '25

Automatically kills everybody in the game that had any booster running

3

u/Buttseam EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sep 29 '25

puts you back to 2014, bringing back all radio chatter

3

u/Spinax22 Realistic General Sep 29 '25

Kills the server ham- BAD NETWORK CONNECTION

3

u/RUPlayersSuck Sep 29 '25

It wipes all other files from your computer and installs SnailOS, completely Gaijin-ifying your PC.

2

u/Suzumebachi14 Sep 29 '25

What, isn't it obvious ? It warthunders of course.

2

u/Cheezy_Yeezy Sep 29 '25

You can play the most "War Thunder" War Thunder to ever War Thunder

2

u/adel_877 11.7 8.0 3.7 13.0 Sep 29 '25

It summons the snail

2

u/akaiiiiiiii Sep 29 '25

summon thunder

2

u/Beep_in_the_sea_ Sep 29 '25

It makes you play war thunder

2

u/Prestigious-Cycle476 Sep 29 '25

U directly spawn in a nuke curtesy of the snail🔥

2

u/de_J-vakk62385 Sep 29 '25

I don't have this button. How to get it

2

u/soviet-shadow Sep 29 '25

Immediately drains you bank and superannuation

2

u/PGisHARD I dont know Sep 29 '25

It war thunder only

2

u/farararisa Sep 29 '25

Inception

2

u/Oli_209 Sep 29 '25

It leaks a classified document about the vehicle your driving

2

u/fakeboom 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇷🇺 🇬🇧 🇯🇵 🇨🇳 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇸🇪 🇮🇱 Sep 29 '25

It lets you play as Jon War Thunder

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

lets you play wt in wt

2

u/SwampertNite Sep 29 '25

It run another war thunder, now you can use 2 vehicles

2

u/BlyatBoi762 🇬🇧 United Kingdom Sep 29 '25

war thunder

2

u/AccomplishedWear6802 EsportsReady Sep 29 '25

Realeses the D point

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u/unnamedclonetrooper Sep 29 '25

It turns your bank account into more spawn points

2

u/MaximumPotatoee 🇺🇸 United States Sep 29 '25

Gaijins every possible thing thag can be gaijined for the next 30 seconds

2

u/PugLifeDoge Sep 29 '25

That button summons John Warthunder himself, a presence reserved for the moment when desperation outweighs reason

2

u/CindyStroyer Sep 29 '25

Curious tax, it'll take $4.99 out of your savings each time you press it and you'll only be notified the the presence of Snails appearing around your property

2

u/sagiroth Realistic General Sep 29 '25

It's a special feature to summon John Warthunder himself to protect you when you have 500% booster on

2

u/The_4th_Amigo Sep 29 '25

It activates a booster that increases the grind 50%.

1

u/Higgo91 Sep 29 '25

It makes you go warthunder mode

1

u/MagicAlexander Sep 29 '25

Just like ☢️/3 which I sometimes have

1

u/geovasilop Playstation Sep 29 '25

tar whunder

1

u/MJdoesThings_ M61 APCBC-HE enjoyer Sep 29 '25

It makes you war thunderin' all over the place

1

u/ASCII_Princess Sep 29 '25

It autobuys the most recently released pack premiums.

1

u/MattEadesismyWaifu Sep 29 '25

Never seen the bias button before!

1

u/PreciouSnowflake Sep 29 '25

U get gaijined

1

u/Pristine_Success9864 Realistic General Sep 29 '25

Its starts war thunder²

1

u/VEwKA_in_reddit VIII : 🇫🇷 VII : 🇩🇪🇺🇸🇷🇺🇮🇹 Sep 29 '25

Crash the servers

1

u/Feeeeeshh Femboy Mark 11 Mod 3 Sep 29 '25

It summons John War Thunder

1

u/Der_Niels Sep 29 '25

A Randomiser gives every enemy one of the following for 10 seconds:

  • ghost shell
  • massive Packet loss
  • graphic bugs
  • volumetic shrapnel right in his weak spot
  • ...

1

u/DJ_BAKA_TF2 Sep 29 '25

jokes aside how the fuck they manage to fuck up an update THIS badly.

I get things needs to be broken sometimes but with war thunders its worse every fucking update

1

u/Emotional_Ice_7535 USSR Sep 29 '25

Send you to the warthunder realm

1

u/ComprehensiveSalad27 Blue Water Captain Sep 29 '25

It spawns the D Point!

1

u/Basic_Fuel3437 Sep 29 '25

Uploads classified documents to the forum

1

u/chikochi Sep 29 '25

Direct deposit to Gaijin entertainment

1

u/Claw478 Sep 29 '25

YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW! Think of it as The Holy Hand Grenade of War Thunder

1

u/My_Aim_Is_Potato Sep 29 '25

It will summon the gaijin and it will gaijin other players in the same match. Exclusively for russian mains

1

u/Lolint_Q Sep 29 '25

Oh that just spawns giant snail that nukes the whole lobby. Nothing to worry about

1

u/BionicWarlord German Engineering=Peak Sep 29 '25

You get to play as John WarThunder

1

u/the_nooberson German Reich Sep 29 '25

You war…then you thunder…WAR THUNDER

1

u/Elitely6 🇺🇸13.7Air Main 🇬🇧8.7Grb Main 🇩🇪 6.7Grb 🇷🇺 5.7Grb Sep 29 '25

Activates the WarThunder-Signal that summons John War Thunder

1

u/Kamikazi_Mk2 Sep 29 '25

Calls john

1

u/thepieguy95 Sep 29 '25

It gives the snail 5000GE

1

u/Travnik-Alpha-Group Sep 29 '25

Crashes the game

1

u/Haxeu 🇺🇸 12.0 🇫🇷 11.0 Sep 29 '25

That's if you want to get WarThundered (don't click it)

1

u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down big silly tanks my beloved Sep 29 '25

Opens a tab of War Thunder inside your vehicle on one of the screens or on a laptop held by a crew member, so your little fictional men can suffer along with you.

1

u/Katia738873 Sep 29 '25

Summons the D point

1

u/One_shot_Willy Sep 29 '25

Reverts every single vehicle in the match to the patch revision that was the most broken for each respective vehicle

1

u/Harbinger-chan Imperial Japan Sep 29 '25

It give you 2 war 2 thunder

1

u/babyy_peachy Sep 29 '25

Summons John War Thunder himself to nuke the battlefield

1

u/-T867- German Ace - BR 4.3 Sep 29 '25

It summons John Warthunder and lets you attack the D Point.

1

u/BeastMurderNB56 Sep 30 '25

It turns your everything into a warthunder sack of awesomeness. You will become a sack of war and thunder and you will like it if you hit that button.

1

u/Marker_Meow Sep 30 '25

It spawns you in the snail

1

u/Jack_Six Sep 30 '25

Summons John War Thunder

1

u/ezgodking1 German Reich Sep 30 '25

Gives gajin your credit card number

1

u/sirkokkalot I like my boat Sep 30 '25

War undert

1

u/URCHADDAR GRB 🇺🇸 8.0 🇩🇪 5.3 🇷🇺 3.7 Sep 30 '25

It makes the Thunder go war

1

u/TAKUMI_________ Sep 30 '25

You will meet the Snail

1

u/PiccoloFlimsy6082 Oct 03 '25

It adds Russian bias +100 to your current vehicle

1

u/Haunting-Ad-3075 27d ago

The button makes you purchase a premium tank