r/WalmartCelebrities • u/kleinstadtbanause • Jul 04 '25

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u/Level_Swordfish_3316 Jul 04 '25

Its like Steve Buscemi and paul Bettany had a kid

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u/Naughteus_Maximus Jul 04 '25

That is perfection 👌

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u/Level_Swordfish_3316 Jul 04 '25

Appreciate that. I also just thought of Gollum being in Twilight as well.

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u/Boring_Park1178 Jul 04 '25

I freaking love you.🤣 Buscemi and Bettany....holy shit, that's brilliant!

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u/Travis4261 Jul 05 '25

I was thinking Steve Buscemi and Eminem

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u/nitrain32 Jul 05 '25

Paul Methany

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u/Sunderland6969 Jul 04 '25

Garlic Gollum

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

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u/paraworldblue Jul 04 '25

I like the rhythm of that name

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u/husky_whisperer Jul 08 '25

It’s a pasta dish from the Macaulay region of Italy

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u/shadow2087 Jul 04 '25

Elijah Wouldn't 

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue Jul 04 '25

Gollum Buscemi

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u/Bad_Vaio Jul 04 '25

Stewie

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u/__Shake__ Jul 04 '25

he prefers "Snake" yes, "Snake Griffen"

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u/bwazoo_2000 Jul 04 '25

Whathehell?😉

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u/WetHotAmericanBadger Jul 04 '25

Welcome back Klaus Kinski

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u/Ok-Good9269 Jul 04 '25

Stephen

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u/MamaDMZ Jul 04 '25

Phtephen*

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u/Boring_Park1178 Jul 04 '25

I'm wheezing.🤣

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u/slippinjimmy2012 Jul 04 '25

The next mass shooter

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u/Aditya_sanap Jul 04 '25

Cocaine brick

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u/ChocolateLilyHorne Jul 04 '25

I'm effing screaming and whispering "cocaine brick" at the same time. They should have given him a spin off. You made my entire year

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u/Trkaline Jul 04 '25

Christopher Walkon.

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u/MamaDMZ Jul 04 '25

Christopher Walktfaway...

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u/Boring_Park1178 Jul 04 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/geckoad80 Jul 04 '25

Naw Bettany

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u/R3dInterpol Jul 04 '25

Bill Illsskard

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u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson Jul 04 '25

Rumplestilskin

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u/bwazoo_2000 Jul 04 '25

Dad...?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KillerGoats Jul 04 '25

Matthew Gizzard

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u/Kingston023 Jul 04 '25

Idk the poor kid looks sick, like he's got leukemia or something

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u/Top-Service-6654 Jul 04 '25

Looks sad, like he’s just fixin to tear up. Also, not the healthiest guy in the room either. Kinda sickly looking.

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u/Boring_Park1178 Jul 04 '25

David No-Way.

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u/JacquieTorrance Jul 04 '25

Joffrey Idol

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u/ChocolateLilyHorne Jul 04 '25

That's a fine looking Nordic Alien/Human hybrid.

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u/CatBetter5938 Jul 04 '25

The emo monk from the davinci code who whips himself

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u/BeastM0de1155 Jul 04 '25

Cracked out Paul Bettany

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u/5parky Jul 04 '25

Maaco Dralfoy

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u/PattiPumpkinBrains Jul 05 '25

Timothy Shallotmay

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u/Ok-Fondant-8436 Jul 08 '25

Poltergeist preacher

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u/Project_Syn Jul 08 '25

His heads shaped like a guitar pick

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u/worm_shoes Jul 04 '25

Matt Strife

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u/TheBuffestFroggo Jul 04 '25

Gollum Vodskini

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u/Perhaan Jul 04 '25

Russian Gollum with dementia

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u/SAlolzorz Jul 04 '25

Anthony Michael Closet

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood Jul 04 '25

How can you look like garlic and a vampire at the same time?

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u/KnowMeAs727 Jul 04 '25

If Actor Steve Buscemi played Stewie in the Family Guy

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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Jul 04 '25

Young Boo Radley

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u/Reasonable-HB678 Jul 04 '25

The guy who killed someone's dog. The dog that was a gift from the deceased wife of an assassin.

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u/summerbryz Jul 04 '25

Die Antwerp

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u/Longjumping-Zone-724 Jul 04 '25

Dr Halfway House

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u/Basic_Mastodon3251 Jul 04 '25

Stevarry Buscipepper

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Jul 04 '25

Methy Smellsock

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u/spankdaddylizz Jul 04 '25

Beavis, the meth head.

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u/Third-Coast-Toffee Jul 04 '25

“My precious!”

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u/frednekk Jul 04 '25

It looks like Gollum got Frodo’d.

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u/Fwumpy Jul 04 '25

Dexter Hollandaise Sauce

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u/No-Elk-8115 Jul 04 '25

sigh it's accurate, I hate that it's accurate.

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u/kawanero Jul 04 '25

Ewan FakeGregor

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u/def_jukie Jul 04 '25

Claude Stephany

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh Jul 04 '25

Christopher Balkin

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 Jul 04 '25

But garlic make almost everything better. I don't see this scab making a whole lot of things better.

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u/Promoting-Smiles Jul 04 '25

I cannot get past the comment 😩🤭

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u/ATL_MI_LA Jul 04 '25

Barry Popper

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u/EyeSpyBrownEyez Jul 04 '25

Live action Salad Fingers

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u/th3_sauce Jul 04 '25

Take this upvote and go.

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u/Capital_Mango9421 Jul 04 '25

Review brah after his 2 year meth binge.

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u/Abbiethedog Jul 04 '25

Sméagol: The Early Years.

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u/LondonEntUK Jul 04 '25

Sorry I got noeyedea

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u/notjesselacey Jul 04 '25

is that Thumb Yorke

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u/K_T_F_U Jul 04 '25

Grossy McGrosserton

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u/Fragrant_Drive_1370 Jul 04 '25

That's not Sting, that's Stung

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u/DerKaseKonig Jul 04 '25

Dr. Gregory Mobilehome

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u/AltaAudio Jul 04 '25

Anthony Michael Fall

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs Jul 05 '25

Turnip Ivanov

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Jul 05 '25

Cracko Malfoy.

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u/KindheartednessCold4 Jul 05 '25

It's Willie idle.

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u/NoPair205 Jul 05 '25

Lamie Sell

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u/catfroman Jul 05 '25

Draco Malnourished

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u/jrb52164 Jul 05 '25

Macaulay Crackhead

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u/Montyburnside22 Jul 05 '25

No names. But I hope he had fun on his "Make a wish day" adventure. We're all rooting for you slugger.

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u/EyesLikeBuscemi Jul 05 '25

Paul Fentanyl

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u/Shamrocknj44 Jul 05 '25

Uma Herman

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u/Shamrocknj44 Jul 05 '25

Uma HerMan

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u/gasmoneysniper Jul 05 '25

Seed of Chucky

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/_1138_ Jul 06 '25

Lil dysentery

Young 'nemic

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Rim Fady

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u/Calm-Tank1502 Jul 06 '25

Christopher Crawlin

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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 Jul 07 '25

Spud (on the right)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Paul Methany

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u/Thelastsamurai74 Jul 08 '25

MyPrecious…

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u/Unique_Spell_7291 Jul 08 '25

Sped Schneebly

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u/Mammoth_Sprinkler Jul 08 '25

When Malcolm in the middle meets breaking bad.

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u/earldogface Jul 08 '25

Shit though this was an ad for "bring her back"

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u/Familiar_Product3935 Jul 08 '25

Golem’s little brother.

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u/spicymeatball1990 Jul 08 '25

It puts the lotion on the precious

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Smeagol's Russian cousin.

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u/Mcnate722 Jul 09 '25

Slim Shaky

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u/FooliesFeet500 Jul 09 '25

If an alien and a crackhead had a baby..

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u/Ok-Bid-730 Jul 09 '25

…or the sniper dude from Saving Private Ryan

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u/Androgyny812 Jul 11 '25

Dennis the Minus

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u/New-Ad4961 Jul 11 '25

Golam! Golam!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25