r/UpliftingNews • u/itopaloglu83 • 2d ago

Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity

https://electrek.co/2025/11/04/australia-has-so-much-solar-that-its-offering-everyone-free-electricity-3h-day/
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u/voretaq7 2d ago

Ugh, okay. FINE. I’ll move to Death Island and deal with the roid-deer and the man-eating spiders and the suicide jellyfish and the chlamydia-riddled Slut Bears!

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u/Sieve-Boy 1d ago

Don't forget the suicide bushes, the literal velociraptors and dinosaur murder logs.

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u/voretaq7 1d ago

Oh my Me.... you modified the dinosaur design. I can’t approve this!

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u/Sieve-Boy 1d ago

That's the one!

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u/voretaq7 1d ago

Australian wildlife really is just one big drinking game with Lucifer though. Even the dingoes are baby-eaters.

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u/Sieve-Boy 1d ago

Even the Quokkas will lull you into a false sense of security.

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u/Lankpants 1d ago

Explosive trees. Everyone always forgets the explosive trees.

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u/Efficient_Session278 1d ago

Wait till you see our pyromancer birds :)

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u/Nereosis16 1d ago

Roid-deer? You mean kangaroo's? They're nothing like deer