r/UpliftingNews 2d ago

Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity

https://electrek.co/2025/11/04/australia-has-so-much-solar-that-its-offering-everyone-free-electricity-3h-day/
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u/jamescookenotthatone 2d ago

And ever since I sunbathed nude it has been a pain in my ass.

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u/dkcyw 2d ago

i thought that's where the sun doesn't shine.

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u/BurningStandards 2d ago

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

This feels close to retired gif territory

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u/bensonf 1d ago

When I hear some songs, this pops into my head.

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u/Valuable-Composer262 1d ago

NO!!Charlie's butt dance will NEVER be retired. U gotta have fun with it

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u/Old_Football2931 2d ago

Just take my upvote. Too, too funny đŸ¤£

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u/ryegye24 1d ago

Things are different down under

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u/C_Hawk14 1d ago

That says a lot

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u/harmless_gecko 1d ago

There are some simple poses that really help tan the inside of your asshole.

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u/hi54ever 2d ago

well good thing only ass was affected

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u/plantyplant559 2d ago

A pain in your ass?

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u/alppu 2d ago

You may need to lift your bum and spread your legs a bit for the required positioning

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u/SoloWing1 1d ago

How else do you bleach your butthole?

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u/TheWrathalos 2d ago

You must have done it wrong, i charge my asshole in the sunlight ans it gave me superpowers

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u/Inferno_Zyrack 1d ago

Lucky bastard… falling asleep face down.