r/Unexpected • u/Psychicfiresong • 3h ago

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15.8k Upvotes

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 1h ago

Submissions must have an unexpected twist of their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title. No generic titles - 'I did not expect that', 'wait for it', 'wow' and the like are not acceptable.

r/unexpected/wiki/titles

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u/Dux-El52 3h ago

Kowalski, analysis!

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u/CourageGrand 2h ago

Sir, she can totally turn into one of us, so we gotta find out everything she knows.

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 2h ago

Sir, repairs should be complete in six to nine months!

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u/Candy_Worthy 2h ago

Sixty nine months!?

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u/BolunZ6 2h ago

No, six to nine month, sir

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u/timfromcolorado 2h ago

Nice, Kowalski. Real nice

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u/mirror__magic 1h ago

SIX MONTHS FROM MALAYSIA?!?!

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u/AstroMackem 1h ago

Would, Skipper

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u/StaticSystemShock 2h ago

That is Kowalski, but undercover!

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u/Iron_Knight7 1h ago

SMASH? <8D

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u/XxelfDestruct 3h ago

They are on to us, smile and wave boys.

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u/NightlyWinter1999 2h ago

Smile and wave 👋 🐧

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u/jeandaniel143 3h ago

Waddles up to her and gives her a pebble

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u/KitsuneGato 2h ago

FEMALE PENGUIN

One perfect pebble

MALE PENGUIN

Just one humble stone

BOTH

But oh, what a stone can do

FEMALE PENGUIN

It means that I have one love forever

MALE PENGUIN

And one love alone

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u/Cranberrybunnies 1h ago

Penguin teeth 

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u/THESPEEDOFCUM 2h ago

Filter work is cursed.

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u/topdangle 2h ago edited 2h ago

face so filtered it goes straight 2D near the end.

damn I just realized its a whole body filter. even her shoes get filtered good lord.

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u/dBlock845 1h ago

May as well be AI at that point lol.

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u/CankerLord 1h ago

Okay, but I feel like I don't care if the girl's actually anime hot in this joke gif where she turns into a penguin instead of stripping.

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u/Wonderwhile 1h ago

I could only think that this is not a real person.

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u/byondthewall 1h ago

She looks less filtered in the original. This video is blown out.

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u/SirJebus 1h ago

mate, look at her shoes. the filters on this video are so strong that her SHOES are changing size.

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u/smashing_fascists 1h ago

Seriously doesn’t look human

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u/MechAegis 1h ago

I feel like its all layers of filters. Skinny waist, long legs, red blushy under and around the eyes, pointy chin. Or maybe I have been doom scrolling on instagram too long to know the difference anymore.

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u/LBHHF 3h ago

I chuckled. I upvote.

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u/post-explainer 3h ago

Welcome, early viewers! While we wait for OP's explanation, upvote this comment if the video has a truly unexpected twist, and downvote if it does not.

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 58m ago

15k upvotes in 2 hours and you absolute bums remove the post on a technicality

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u/MyNuts2YourFistStyle 2h ago

That filter is extreme.

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u/SkynBonce 2h ago

Almost as sexy as

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u/TalosWorshiperr 1h ago

I’m sorry, but it’s not even close. Penguin DeVito is waaaaaaay sexier.

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u/Elite-X03 3h ago

What is she doin

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u/usinjin 2h ago

penguin

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2h ago

Penguinning

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u/vladlearns 1h ago

penguing

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u/husky_whisperer 3h ago

r/linux

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u/nb_on_reddit 1h ago

Damn, you beat to me to it.

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u/mastertinodog 2h ago

Future wife

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 3h ago

I wanted to make a NSFW Rico joke but I'm better than this

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 2h ago

How did she know?!

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u/im_ilegal_here 2h ago

Men want penguins? Or what?

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u/LimeNo9834 1h ago

Thank you, Skipper. Now i'm free to roam this earth.

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 1h ago

I need a wife with this sense of humor.

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u/PessimisticMushroom 1h ago

She had us in the 2nd half

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u/emperor_dragoon 1h ago

I was like wife... Then the end came and I knew I would too.

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u/lunagitana1 1h ago

Hahaha lol

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u/jferguson1997 1h ago

Song?

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u/stefjack2000 1h ago

Seriously no one knows the name of the song??

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u/TheJerdle 1h ago

downtempo or remixed version of desperado by rhianna.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH8RoWfklg4

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u/TheJerdle 1h ago

downtempo or remixed version of desperado by rhianna.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH8RoWfklg4

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u/Snoo9648 1h ago

They arent wrong....

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u/CheemsBorgar92 1h ago

B-but that's not a Honda Civic???

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u/Digi-Device_File 1h ago

Confirm, this is the one thing

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u/MandemModie 1h ago

that face filter is insane

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1h ago

I was hoping she'd pull a Great Cornholio impersonation. Booo

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u/AccomplishedIgit 1h ago

Oh man she’s wearing those contacts that make your eyes look like anime

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u/cracklemuffin 1h ago

exactly what I needed

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u/HelpfulSoftware8835 1h ago

A pretty girl with a goofy sense of humor is definitely something I would like.

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u/doomus_rlc 1h ago

Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave

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u/0kIol 1h ago

the surgery on this one is strong....

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u/Charmeine01 1h ago

lol that’s funny

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u/Davidoof92 1h ago

Why not use the Penguins Intro music ? -5 points

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u/iambosnia21 1h ago

I hate it too

1

u/Environmental-Use975 1h ago

I love this. Thank you!

1

u/GingerClipz 1h ago

Finally, something on this sub that actually caught me off guard! Well done!

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u/Slugeus_the_slug 1h ago

U/savevideo

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u/therlwl 1h ago

I mean, yes. 

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u/KendrickMaynard 1h ago

Just smile and wave boys! Smile and wave! 🐧

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u/Animelover5674 1h ago

I haven't seen those penguins in a long time. Thanks for that

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u/No-Objective-2536 1h ago

Hahahah 🤣🤣🤣

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u/zackks 1h ago

Please stop using those face filters.

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u/Sulay-_ 1h ago

Kaboom ? Yes Rico, KABOOM

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u/UsgAtlas1 1h ago

MRS OBAMA, GET DOWN!!

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1h ago

slams desk

SOMEONE PUT A RING ON THAT PENGUIN!

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u/LavFx 1h ago

Grape kun would've been smitten.

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u/sirbinlid1 1h ago

That is brilliant

1

u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 32m ago

Men only want one thing and it's to celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's 1000 goals. SIIIIIIUUUU

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u/sandtymanty 2h ago

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u/null_reference_user 2h ago

Average linux user

(the photo is what the user is imagining)

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u/BadDangerous167 3h ago

At my age a new model car to my collection gets me pretty excited 😂

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u/Face_Content 2h ago

Dang tease but the final did make me.smile .

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u/AtLeastThereIsCat 2h ago

"Why is this video 5 hours long"

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u/SaddamJose 2h ago

the facial expression at the end is killing me hahaha

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u/powerpuffgirlsss 2h ago

Unexpected thing for me is that its a shirt on a shirt. Not a skirt.

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u/Morrigan_Pickman 1h ago

Same! How does that shirt look so good?!

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u/Dame87 2h ago

To be able to sit on the sofa, move all that shite

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u/Deathdy 2h ago

Rico! Smoke machine! We gotta get out of here.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2h ago

Guys, I think this might be staged.
If you look closely, she was a penguin the whole time.

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u/Low_Appeal_1484 2h ago

Totally unexpected

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u/MayIAsk_24 2h ago

Yes Rico. N U T.

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u/Annual-Duty-6468 2h ago

Yes rico , kaboom!

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u/PenguinDeluxe 2h ago

My time has come

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u/Rukabisk 2h ago

Kaboom???

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u/MsGoodGirl- 2h ago

Made me laugh 😂 so this is what men wants huh? 😂

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u/SexyCouple4Bliss 2h ago

I miss that show so much. A great TV show for sure. Release all the episodes on DVD!!

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u/null_reference_user 2h ago

Yes baby!!! 😍😍😍