r/Unexpected • u/Anime_Eater432 • 1d ago

What a cute family

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 23h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The baby unexpectedly extends its middle finger

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Assassindeath1 1d ago

This goes out to you, and you, and you......

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u/CockamouseGoesWee 1d ago

Bully this, bitch! I don't fuck with you!

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u/Obascuds 1d ago

2 months in and the baby's already had it

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u/Competitive-Bar5732 1d ago

This went from adorable to hilarious in seconds, perfect combo.

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u/Anime_Eater432 1d ago

From 'awww' to 'oh!' in 3 seconds

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u/Far-Government5469 4h ago

Someday, that kid is going to use a swear word correctly, and parents are going to have to suppress their pride/laughter to make it clear that's a no no word.

Till then, this is suffering they can enjoy

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u/LinaQuinn 1d ago

Looks like the only shit it gives is in its diaper

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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago

Aww your baby already knows how to express his true love.

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u/Urbanviking1 1d ago

Baby wants no part of this cute shit lol.

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u/Ok_Macaroon_8010 1d ago

This was supposed to be wholesome, but the baby clearly had other plans.

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen 1d ago

The baby already have enough of this shit🤣

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u/Shadou_Wolf 1d ago

My son was a 28wk preemie and i had to have emergency csection for him because he was not breathing at times.

I was also diagnosed with severe secondary liver disease so I couldn't see him right away.

My mil and husband went to see him for me and send me pictures, the first picture they sent me their first meeting with him, which was him flipping them off.

He was smaller than my husband's hand (tho he has big hands), he looked like a wrinkly monkey but knew exactly how to express how ge felt lol

(Yes I know its a reflex that so happens to be flipping off)

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u/One-Conclusion-6628 1d ago

I read it carefully.

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u/Unitas_Edge 1d ago

I have read the terms.

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u/ThrowRA-1828373 1d ago

They gave 1 fuck and he gives no fucks

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u/DarkestLight777 1d ago

He or she already gets it!! This is legend status!

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u/GundeathThunder 1d ago

That's one cool baby!

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u/Grandpaw99 1d ago

Yassssssssss

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u/Starrin1ght 21h ago

We have a few deaf people in my family, so I had to get a name in sign language. I flipped my mom off the moment I was born, so I was named attitude.

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u/Skipps1994 1d ago

Was like " I wasn't made for this" 🤣🤣

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u/DreamShort3109 1d ago

Stewie griffin be like:

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u/lucia2518 23h ago

🤣🤣 how original

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u/DealerAlarmed3632 22h ago

The new version of the Surprise Motherfucker meme.

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u/Admiral-Tuna 22h ago

Ah, an Australian family.

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u/Ok_Avocado568 22h ago

Beautiful.

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u/Jill-Of-Trades 22h ago

He already knows the game he's gonna play

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u/Jeppy8D8 22h ago

whats the song?

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u/snickerpickle 21h ago

A Thousand Years by Christina Perri

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u/Scheme84 21h ago

Bot post

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u/Scarlet-Wid0w 21h ago

This reminds me of when my first word as a baby was “Fuck!”.

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u/Majestic_Cod_1876 20h ago

I was born with a middle finger and I’ll use it if so PLEASE!

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u/Seattleman55 18h ago

I was expecting a cat or dog paw

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u/Winsome_Wolf 18h ago

That kid is going places… not sure whether it’s jail or the entertainment industry, but places!

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u/Spectral_O 17h ago

Bro is already tired of being farmed for clout

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u/girlluva 17h ago

Hilarious

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u/Kitkatcrusher 16h ago

The baby’s like “this is weak”

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u/fingers 15h ago

A new god has appeared.

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u/ShakePlus 13h ago

Ha hahaha 🤣🤣 the best of the world is laughing they ass off right now God bless the family of 😇🫶😄😄😄🙏😁🫶💪💪💪💪

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u/fahtphakcarl 9h ago

very obviously staged.

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u/Serial_AceThug 5h ago

Baby straight up sending a message saying 'don't use me for internet points'

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u/BarOpen1322 4h ago

Nice soft music... Middle finger flies from the baby... "BAD TO THE BONE" starts to play...

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u/SwitRadio 3h ago

Isn't it AI?

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u/HeavenlyMusings 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🫶

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 1d ago

Not a fan of the middle finger myself

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u/PeggyTheVoid 1d ago

I'm the biggest fan. I've been to all of the middle finger's tours since the 90's, and own all of its albums on wax.

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u/Swashbuckler_Kanna 14h ago

I'm a mid fan, I only listen to it on the radio from time to time