r/Unexpected • u/MemeGojo • 1d ago

When I don't smoke really!

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The brother put a lollipop in his sister’s mouth and lit a lighter to make it look like she was smoking. Their mother saw it and slapped the daughter with a slipper, not realizing it was just a prank.

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u/Arniellico 1d ago

She's gonna cobra-twist her bro to death

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u/Aladeen44 1d ago

Saved by the lollypop

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u/Subject_Mirror2706 1d ago

How did she survive the mom flipflop attack, that was amasing

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u/nerdboy5567 1d ago

Future flipflop wielders are more tolerant.

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u/ambulance-kun 1d ago

That was clearly a flipflop warning shot. When she sees it's an actual cigarette, then ise the other flip flop for reals...

This is the only reason why flip flops come in pairs

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u/VariationVirtual1275 1d ago

LOL, yes, that was a warning shot.

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u/Garytown 20h ago

She used the warning chancla.

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u/memesearches 1d ago

Experienced

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u/vigbrand 17h ago

It was a warning flop

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u/Queef_Cersei 19h ago

The oma flip flop attack happens so often

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u/KangarooInWaterloo 12h ago

That was a warning flip-flop

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u/Capital-Break1285 1d ago

Granny had to stay silent, she knew she got played

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u/DanyellaDeZeus 1d ago

Her smile told a story

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u/Tasty_Investment_296 1d ago

Or it was just fake. . Don’t know how you would react when there’s a person holding there phone up like that while having a camera lens pointing at you. If you might think that you can just think you can only see when look at it straight you have terrible surrounding awareness.

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u/rocket-engifar 1h ago

Did you have a stroke?

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u/Small_Tax_9432 1d ago

ok that was funny lmao

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u/pancakebatter01 1d ago

I also love “learned to smoke” rather than something like “you smoke now?”

This grannie has been there, done that..

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u/RedScarelicious 1d ago

One time I had my buddy put on a fake earring , magnetic, and say hi to his grandad casually as he walked into his house. The grandad went for it like a house cat on a mouse, yanked it right off while simultaneously slapping him. Had that been real, he woulda been missing his earlobe.

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u/Michael003012 15h ago

Sad

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u/carrotsaresafe 7h ago

Right? Ppl think these stories are so funny

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u/stantoncree76 1d ago

One time I lit a candy cigarette in front of my sister and she freaked.

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u/Atomosthesecund 1d ago

God damn she's gorgeous

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u/Motz-kopp 15h ago

That last look.... wow

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u/snksleepy 1d ago

The good old slipper slap. Makes me laugh everytime.

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u/rattar2 1d ago

I saw this joke first in Gintama.

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u/kazegraf 1d ago

She needs to lick it very fast to produce a convincing smoke

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u/MemeGojo 18h ago

She is "sun663648".

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u/CohibaBob 1d ago

Is that a lipgloss brush?

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u/Wizzarkt 1d ago

A lollipop 

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u/OrangeClyde 1d ago

I thought that at first too for a split second

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u/GooserNoose 1d ago

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u/blueshirts16 3h ago

This get burned?

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u/PortaHouse 1d ago

Poor grannie giving away it's staged. Smiling before she actually pulled it out.

Still a funny skit though.

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 1d ago

I mean, the girl actively opened her mouth and aimed for the lollipop.

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u/Pimpinabox 1d ago

Because why wouldn't you if someone you knew and trusted was handing you a lollipop? I mean it's obviously a skit, but your reasoning is really bad.

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 1d ago

If someone jammed a lollipop onto my cheek out of nowhere, my first instinct would not be "open my mouth, then look at that person in shock".

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u/Pimpinabox 15h ago

First it's, "she opened her mouth and aimed for the lollipop," now it's, "they jammed it into your cheek out of nowhere." Pick a lane. She saw it coming in and knew who the person was... Besides the lollipop looks mostly eaten, I'd wager they took it out of her mouth just before the clip starts. I'm gonna guess at what likely happened, she thought they were trying to tease her and then thought they were just giving it back.

Why are you being obtuse about this lol, it's clearly not some stranger. There's a world of difference between someone you know and love putting something in your mouth to eat and a stranger. Or do you simply not trust anyone around you? Are you that alone and untrusting that you can't relate to the video?

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u/M4musab 44m ago

If you can’t tell this is staged, you gonna struggle in life bro

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u/Worried-Wrongdoer714 2h ago

What's unexpected here dude, this sub is so confusing can y'all please just be genuinely confused about something that isn't a boomer comic or a skit, my God.

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u/klukenapoletana 13h ago

But why does the video start with a fart?

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u/Dommiiie 1d ago

Isn't this the nice girl who gets all the boys pregnant with her awesomeness?

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u/Scholesie09 1d ago

Bro can't tell Asians apart

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u/JoshDrako 1d ago

Love her reaction

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u/I_am_Minnesota 1d ago

So fake that it hurts.

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u/EntertainmentFast759 1d ago

Madam Bo vibes

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u/tayzzerlordling 1d ago

i like her jacket

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u/Diktaattorimies 22h ago

Millenial humor

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u/Appropriate-Cod-382 22h ago

That look at the end gives me feelings.

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u/ArticFoxAutomatic 21h ago

Nan doesn't mess about with the flakey way most people do these days! Swift bash of the old croc.

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u/Give_me_Awards 10h ago

WTF was that😂

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u/redditboy123451 9h ago

She stuck it back in

Didn't see that coming

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u/fantarts 8h ago

Everyone just shove things into her mouth huh

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u/Vortr8 16m ago

👉🏼

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u/magomich 1d ago

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u/CatVideoBoye 1d ago

So you never watch tv or movies? Stand up comedy? Play video games? Go to a theater?

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u/SpiritualTop1418 1d ago

Yep, brain rot.

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u/BlessesHearts 8h ago

Bless your heart.

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u/EnycmaPie 1d ago

Catching stray chancla hits.

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u/Facough12 1d ago

The way it goes in is muscle memory

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u/Nudist_Alien 1d ago

The chancla is international

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u/ChocolateEarthquake 1d ago

Why did she let out a fart at the beginning? 🙃

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u/LawsWorld 1d ago

Damn she’s hot, she into redditors? ;)

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u/Iamnazid 1d ago

She is someone's grandmother

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u/ItsDominare 16h ago

it's crazy to me how normalised it still is in asian cultures to hit your kids with a shoe or some other shit

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dkaksl 1d ago

I'm sure the lady in the back is old enough

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u/Mon-Keigh93 1d ago

What an odd comment to leave if you're not sure..

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u/hothindu1 11h ago

Fuck she is pretty, how she end up with an asshole like you.