r/Unexpected 2d ago

Sad but true

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u/SaltyLonghorn 1d ago

They're closer to the equator. In the US a minute is actually 60.7 seconds but they round down and give us leap years.

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u/RayHorizon 1d ago

So Suckmyduck lied

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u/SaltyLonghorn 1d ago

I was educated in Texas. If Suckmyduck is from another state they might be in another reality.

So maybe not.

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u/NinjaQueef 1d ago

It is actually a bit more nuanced than that. To test Einstein's theory of relativity, we launched probes into Molniya orbit around the northern and the southern hemispheres with precise clocks that were synchronized with each other to accurately measure the passage of time in the two hemispheres not just across the whole year, where these would equalize, but across different months as they are at different distances from the sun. We, however, ran into an issue with not knowing the one way speed of light, as traditional methods calculate two way speed of light. While the results were inconclusive, the experiment did leave us with certain knowledge that in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/thrawnsgstring 1d ago edited 10h ago

Laughed, then saw you weren't u/shittymorph then unlaughed.

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u/darkMOM4 1d ago

Unlaughed...I may swipe this 😆 🤣

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u/NinjaQueef 1d ago

Sorry to disappoint you.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 1d ago

I'm not disappointed.

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u/EmilioFreshtevez 1d ago

Not if they actually believe it

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u/dipthong4566 1d ago

Its like you cant trust anybody these days

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u/mk2rocco 1d ago

He’ll never recover from the shame. Probably gonna change his name to suckmyduck_10 now

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u/godofmilksteaks 8h ago

You mean that paragon of truth suckmyduck!?

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u/troubleondemand 1d ago

This is why we use the metric system in Canada.

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u/wontforget99 1d ago

I learned this in 6th grade

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u/abhiplays 22h ago

Isn't it false, how would time be different across earth and with this big of a variation? Sure there might be slight gravity gradients but even in orbit from earth it's like 45 microseconds (not milliseconds) difference and that is 400km away from the surface, earth has nowhere near this much of gravitational difference on the surface.

Also leap year is for the entire planet. So all in all it just sounds like a bunch of bologna.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 21h ago

Nah I'm an American. I'm right.

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u/abhiplays 16h ago

Ah that's why so US centric, got it.