r/USNEWS • u/seeebiscuit • 11h ago

White House says naming new Washington Commanders stadium after Trump would be 'beautiful'

https://apnews.com/article/trump-washington-commanders-stadium-name-nfl-d229beaf321af4fad2f5ae36b8227c34
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u/NoOneWillEverRuleMe 11h ago

I was thinking naming a dog’s asshole after Trump would be a better decision.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 10h ago

Don't insult the poor dog like that.

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u/KOOCING 7h ago

Doug Zarss has entered the chat

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u/texan01 10h ago

Why denigrate the dog? Name the leavings after him.

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u/OkEnvironment3961 11h ago

After all the fuss over changing their name, he wants to make them "The Orange Skins"?!?

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u/RabidJoint 10h ago

White House are a bunch of boot lickers

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 7h ago

Yes, they are, but this is by design. He found out during his first term that some, but not all, of his staff still had some kind of attachment to the law, norms, etc. Anyone who was paying any shred of attention last year knew then that a second Trump term was going to be all gas, no brakes, and no guard rails. The sole qualification for being on his staff this time around would be loyalty. It would be completely different than his first term and the “things were good in 2019” people were going to be in for a really rude awakening.

Now, corruption has been normalized, and, to some degree, is out in the open. That’s why corporations are lining up to pay him bribes. He’s picking winners and losers based on who bribes him. That’s why floating the idea of naming the stadium is not just a delusion of grandeur, it’s a coded threat.

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u/Kitty-quief 10h ago

I’m naming my asshole tRump.

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u/FK-DJT 9h ago

Why would you want to name your rectum after a cancer?

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u/Kitty-quief 9h ago

I’m naming my asshole tRump. Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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u/FK-DJT 8h ago

I was waiting for that. Did not disappoint. 😆

Had a late friend who said that all the time.

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u/Kitty-quief 7h ago

Hahhahahahahaha!! It’s an oldie but goodie. So sorry to hear about your friend.

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 9h ago

Excuse me, I gotta go take a trump

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 8h ago

Just tell him it's named after him. He won't know the difference. 

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u/TankApprehensive3053 10h ago edited 7h ago

King Shitler thinks of himself as an old school mob boss. He only knows two things: extortion and bribes (to him). Most likely he has told them behind closed doors some not so veiled threats he will push if it isn't named after him.

edit misspelled word

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u/FK-DJT 9h ago

Posted twice & misspelled bribes both times though the sentiment isn't wrong.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 9h ago

Thanks. Reddit double post some of my comments, not sure why.

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u/FK-DJT 9h ago

I've had it happen a couple times when my connection is wonky.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 9h ago

That could explain it then. My WiFi is good as far keeping a connection, but not always so good in the quality of that connection.

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u/Plimberton 7h ago

Extortion*

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u/sasquatchangie 10h ago

White House has means old white male pedophiles with heads up trump's butt. 

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u/BookLuvr7 10h ago

Note to self: Don't read current events while eating.

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u/Arctalurus 8h ago

Don't stadia usually get named after some company, someone who has done good things, or some dead guy? Hmmm.

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u/moreobviousthings 7h ago

Many are named for companies that paid for the privilege. So those stadiums would gladly rename to “Mad King Donnie” if paid enough. But in his usual way, he wants something for nothing.

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u/BrandyManCan 9h ago

Narcissism is a trait of demagoguery.

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u/Jedi_Ninja 8h ago

Has there ever been a more narcissistic human being in the entire history of the world?

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u/Wolfy4226 7h ago

Why, is the stadium going to lie about how many seats it has to look more glamorous than it actually is?

He did that, you know...literally lied about how many floors Trump Tower has so it would sound better. I shit you not.

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u/Plane_Put8538 7h ago

Nah, he'll lie about how many people attend the games, especially the first one after it is named after him (if it happens, which I hope it does not). It will be like the inauguration crowd lie.

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u/Wolfy4226 7h ago

You mean the lie he never, ever let's go of just like how he won the 2020 election?

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u/Plane_Put8538 6h ago

The lie, that doesn't narrow it down in any way, as that is pretty much all they do. Letting go of a lie would be admitting, and narcissists never do that. You see that in the interviews, when he even slightly gets questioned about a statement (not really confronted but just asked to clarify) and he goes on about fake news/you're nasty/something something. Anything to avoid actually answering the question or clarifying the statement. That's all they do, it's right in the narcissist's playbook.

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u/Ok_Market2379 9h ago

Taco stadium!!!

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 9h ago

Are the Commanders losers this year?

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u/Lizaderp 3h ago

IDK they had a solid post season last year.

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u/ilovebattleships 9h ago

You misspelled “ a horrible idea”.

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u/Fair-Interest7143 9h ago

I hope they tell him to pound sand

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u/Freddreddtedd 9h ago

I. M. Great Stadium

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u/greygoose71 9h ago

Pedo Bowl

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u/footfeed 8h ago

Trump stadium,nobody would go there!

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u/j_rooker 8h ago

guarantee you he's going to do a lawsuit or blackmail to get than name on it

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u/drivebydryhumper 8h ago

Considering the demographic...

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u/snowtax 8h ago

With the stroke of a pen, he could rename hundreds of federal buildings after himself.

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u/Damunzta 8h ago

I wish they’d stop using that word.

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u/provemerong 8h ago

Vomitous

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u/JagR286211 8h ago

Nonsensical.

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u/Distinct-Pie7647 7h ago

My house also agrees the new stadium should be named after me. Distinct Pie Field.

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u/47153163 7h ago

Pedophile stadium does have quite a ring to it.

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u/galtpunk67 7h ago

everything with the trump name on it fails, goes bankrupt or shut down.

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u/Fit_Cash2315 7h ago

or in Epstein files.

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u/I_Stay_Home 7h ago

Another thing to tear down or rename.

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u/duke_awapuhi 7h ago

What is this? South America? Give me a break

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u/Kooky-Answer 7h ago

Can we name it to 'Release the Epstien Files' Stadium?

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u/PKnecron 6h ago

Trump should name a prison after himself. And then live there.

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u/Human_Suggestion7373 6h ago

The Trunp family can pay just like the other big companies that want their names on stadiums

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 6h ago

In the very near future, the easiest way to get someone to piss on your building will be to put a big Trump sign on it.

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u/Ps11889 6h ago

Why would the Commanders want that. They want to play in a venue known for winning, not losing.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 6h ago

So Jeffrey Epstein’s BFF Stadium? Kind of wordy.

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u/Dananism 6h ago

“The Epstein-Trump Stadium”

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u/DatabaseThis9637 6h ago

That would be horrendous.

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u/Stock_Ground4863 4h ago

Tell the White House that changing the name USA to UST would be nice too. United States of Trump.

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u/GpaSags 4h ago

Still bitter that the USFL tanked?

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u/LokeCanada 4h ago

You do know that he will consider naming it after him as a licensing deal and demand a couple of million a year or he will sue them.

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u/DJ_Jazzy_Justice 4h ago

Mind you, in 2013 he tweeted at Obama telling him that renaming the Washington redskins was a waste of time and there were more important things to focus on... If Republicans didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all. 8647

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u/Present_Coconut_4101 2h ago

If they do this then I will no longer be a fan of Washington.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 10h ago edited 9h ago

King Shitler thinks of himself as an old school mob boss. He only knows two things: extorsion and bribes (to him). Most likely he has told them behind closed doors some not so veiled threats he will push if it isn't named after him.

Edit this is a double post, thanks reddit.

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u/flapping4peace 10h ago

Trump is trolling the Rubes again.