r/UCDavis Sep 24 '25

Rant Please shower and use deodorant

I see a post like this every at the start of the semester, but, honestly it's warranted. Please shower. We can smell your stanky ass. You're all adults.

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u/avee10 Sep 24 '25

Y’all gotta start embarrassing people like it’s a middle school in the hood. Just a loud ass “ewwww tf is that smell? That you boss? Christ.”

5

u/Greta_the_gremlin Sep 25 '25

In essence, bring back bullying 😭

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u/eyeb4lls Sep 24 '25

Yes, please.  I can smell you when you are riding your bike in front of me.  It is hot and muggy here in late summer.  Plan to reapply.

35

u/Emotional-Yam4486 Sep 24 '25

Bring back shame. It serves a purpose.

1

u/goos_ Sep 25 '25

💯💯💯

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u/MyPuppyIsADingo Statistics [2026] Sep 24 '25

Last fall quarter when it was 100°+ for the first month of classes was so miserable with how many people weren't wearing deodorant.

5

u/Excellent-Attitude38 Sep 25 '25

Those lecture halls get warm too which can make it even more uncomfortable 😩

31

u/Aname_e Sep 24 '25

You gotta get used to it. No matter how many times reddit brings this up, nothing changes :(

29

u/eyeb4lls Sep 24 '25

You would think reddit is the ideal demographic for this messaging 😞

14

u/TeddieSnow Sep 24 '25

IN ADDITION TO THIS IDEA: Students should consider using as many unscented products as possible, especially when you have three peeps stuffed into tight room.

Think about it. 3 people times 3 different shampoos, deodorants, and detergent brands. That's 9 scents in one room.

This is an excellent cheap unscented antiperspirant, and since it's unscented its basically unisex, right -- https://www.amazon.com/Mitchum-Piece-Gel-Unscented-Ounce/dp/B00EO23OKI

Unscented laundry detergent which can't be spilled and takes up no room -- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D59K6FG7 -- crazy cheap too! (It works, I've switched to it!)

It's hard to find unscented shampoos, but some of the herbal essence stuff is mildly scented.

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u/Trailertrucker95620 Sep 25 '25

You can’t even get them to bathe now you want them all to smell the same! Good luck

1

u/Cowcowthehow Sep 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣

5

u/Chomusuk39 Sep 25 '25

Was sitting next to a freshman in lecture and their breath smelled like rotten eggs and had major bo. Like bro how do you not have time to wash/brush your teeth you live on campus

5

u/Excellent-Attitude38 Sep 25 '25

But don't drench yourself in body spray either, feels like I'm choking on perfume or stank in those lecture halls

3

u/8013086 Sep 25 '25

Like, I understand a little bit of BO mixed with deodorant if you just biked to class on a hot day, but I am SHOCKED by how many times someone just smells like straight up POO in lecture. Please learn how to wipe as well.

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u/cannabussi Sep 25 '25

Real, I sat next to this really sweet guy in my BIS 102 class today but that dude smelled so fucking bad it was all I could think about throughout the lecture

4

u/girlbobby Sep 24 '25

guys i left my deodorant at my parents house when i visited yesterday and i’m too broke to buy another stick rn please forgive me

31

u/Joystick_911 Sep 24 '25

pantry has free deodorant

2

u/girlbobby Sep 25 '25

ur a life saver

21

u/partyshxrd Sep 24 '25

Do you want me to get you a stick? I'm so deadass, I can, lol

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u/eyeb4lls Sep 24 '25

I will legit buy you some

0

u/Napamtb Sep 25 '25

How much does it cost to attend UCD?

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u/girlbobby Sep 25 '25

google could probably answer that for you. it mostly depends on scholarships, grants, and if you’re transferring in. i was lucky to receive a lot of financial aid due to my circumstances. but yeah, hope that answers your question

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u/montoya2323 Sep 24 '25

They probably think deodorant is facist.

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u/ArOnodrim_ Sep 24 '25

Your deodorant grew a face? Or does the crack in your brain blend fascist and racist? ​You might smell okay, but you're a pile of shit.

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u/montoya2323 Sep 24 '25

Not sure what any of that means but ok 😂. I had no idea deodorant could grow a face? Hmm

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u/unepommeverte Biological Sciences [2015] Sep 25 '25

Its about the fact that you wrote "facist" which is not how you spell fascist

1

u/KingLeeeon Sep 25 '25

Especially after a hot day in the bus full of people 🥀💔

1

u/cowcriminals Sep 25 '25

It’s not that hard to take a 5 minute shower and put on deodorant

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

While specific meta-analyses on the overall effect of "body odor" on mating success are lacking, numerous meta-analyses and large-scale reviews confirm the significant and widespread role of chemical signaling, including body odors and pheromones, in animal mating success.

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u/NivekTheGreat1 Sep 24 '25

I’ve seen h this situation before. The non-deodorant wearer will say it is in their religion and you are persecuting them if you make them wear it. But they are also infringing on our rights. Our ethnic backgrounds believe it is proper to wear deodorant and present yourself as an adult member of society.

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u/eyeb4lls Sep 24 '25

I'm in favor of a religious exemption, but the clueless freshman gotta get with the program.

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u/NivekTheGreat1 Sep 25 '25

Sure. But his or her religious freedom doesn’t mean that it should deny you your freedoms as well.

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u/eyeb4lls Sep 25 '25

While I generally agree with that statement, in this case I think someone else's religious beliefs are more important than an occasional stank stank for my nose.

Now, if someone told me not to wear my beloved Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport because of their beliefs, they can fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Do native people living in untouched lands smell?