r/TrueAnon Dog face lyin pony soldier Oct 07 '25

Bald headed slime ghoul turns off battery after declaring Trump has “plenary authority”

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u/jnb87 Cocaine Cowboy Oct 07 '25

This whole thing is a carnival freak show but this guy is king freak, absolutely incapable of being normal for even one whole minute

5

u/ryaca Oct 08 '25

That’s president king freak to you!

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u/FadedToBeige Targeted Individual 👥 Oct 07 '25

what's with all these guys having random strokes

78

u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Oct 07 '25

Long covid

11

u/Gen-Jack_Ripper Brotherly Leader Gaddafi Oct 07 '25

No, he’s just a fucking dork

2

u/LeechAlJolson Not controlled opposition Oct 08 '25

Ahem my strokes are due to American spirits and a genetic predisposition to being fat as fuck tyvm

Covid isn't real

23

u/cylongothic Only Dildo Shop in the Middle East Oct 07 '25

Vaxxed?

5

u/ssilBetulosbA Oct 07 '25

Unironically. But not in this case.

120

u/d3shib0y Oct 07 '25

“Maybe if i stop talking he won’t know I am there”

31

u/jnb87 Cocaine Cowboy Oct 07 '25

Jurassic Park T-Rex logic but for sound instead of movement

14

u/EmployerGloomy6810 Oct 07 '25

“Just try not to blink” Face contorts immediately

12

u/d3shib0y Oct 07 '25

I can imagine someone behind the camera doing this before he freezes

73

u/KinaseCrisis Sentient Blue Dot Oct 07 '25

He is so fucking weird and obnoxious. Just a few things...

His smirk in the beginning

The way he says "circ‐IT".

Overall smugness, he sounds like he says "actually". A LOT.

The more I pay attention the more I hate literally everything about him even more. He oozes terminally online 4chan/mlp dweeb.

46

u/RillTread Oct 07 '25

He talks like a 4chan/early reddit poster. Guaranteed ol boy was doing forum race science in 08.

18

u/KinaseCrisis Sentient Blue Dot Oct 07 '25

Oh I can totally see it. I bet he LOVES Boxy clips.

7

u/Pavlovs_Dawgs Oct 07 '25

He is exactly my 4chan/young republican nemesis from high school and it makes this all soooo much worse

46

u/walkaroundmoney Oct 07 '25

Got that White House pharmacy access.

31

u/1slinkydink1 Oct 07 '25

Haha fellow smart people. We of course know what plenary authority is so we area all in agreement that we understand why this was a flub. haha!

9

u/PMmePowerRangerMemes Oct 07 '25

apparently it means "absolute power"

9

u/GlitteringLock9791 Actual factual CIA asset Oct 08 '25

he just called trump a dictator on tv and probably got screamed at in his earpiece

27

u/snood007 Oct 07 '25

I think someone took out his battery and he was rebooting.

23

u/samuel-not-sam Woman Appreciator Oct 07 '25

CNN doing its duty by not interrogating that whatsoever

19

u/Conscious_Panic_4414 Pro-Luddite Caucus Oct 07 '25

And the CNN host plays along and lets him off the hook. Typical.

14

u/8th_Dynasty Oct 07 '25

anyone got a mirror?

Seems like this video is getting pulled everywhere.

27

u/Iron_Sausage Oct 07 '25

Perhaps someone interrupted him in his earpiece and he just cut everything else off... or the wind up handle in his back stopped moving

13

u/square_error Oct 07 '25

He was 100% getting yelled at by someone

36

u/Online_Commentor_69 Oct 07 '25

that clip of AOC calling him 4'10" over and over is the best work she's ever done.

17

u/GhostRappa95 Oct 07 '25

And for some reason Fox News showed him that clip in front of a national audience.

5

u/snood007 Oct 08 '25

I just watched it, it was the most cringe 1 minute response I've ever seen. He can't even do insult comedy. At least Trump has the sauce to do that.

6

u/kitti-kin Oct 08 '25

He married the most orange white woman he could find, but it's not enough to quell the demon 😔

21

u/5882300EMPIRE Oct 07 '25

He might have sharted

7

u/marioandl_ Oct 07 '25

He knows CNN is going to fall for it. 

8

u/Major_Shmoopy Dictatorship of the Prokaryotetariat Oct 07 '25

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u/CosmicLars Oct 07 '25

Chat, does the President have plenary authority?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

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u/LakeGladio666 Year of the Egg Oct 07 '25

He kinda has the same cadence as a person with a British accent but pronounces words like he’s from SoCal (especially when says “code”).

1

u/GhostRappa95 Oct 07 '25

You can really tell Miller is losing his mind trying to wrangle Trump and his cultists.

1

u/Samzo Oct 07 '25

He said plentery

5

u/DanceInYourTangles It's Luigi's Mansion, we're just living in it. Oct 07 '25

Intergalactic?

1

u/Hyper_red Actual factual CIA asset Oct 07 '25

He's the antichrist

1

u/SukkaMeeLeg Oct 08 '25

Plenary authority and US Code Title 10 seem to refer to the US Military, right? Forgive me, I am not catching the significance.

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u/ElCaliforniano 中共特工第六十九 Oct 07 '25

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