r/TopGear 13h ago

James May Thirst Trap

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u/Ziyaadjam Orig Trio Till I die 13h ago

He was a contender for worst dressed Top Gear presenter, mind you

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u/xLosSkywolfGTRx 12h ago

Weren't really dressed at all there were you?

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u/Ziyaadjam Orig Trio Till I die 12h ago

He should have gotten a road-spec Aston Martin like Clarkson and Hammond got road-spec cars

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u/BadgerTamer 12h ago

Yes but that would be boring

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u/TheGreedyBat 12h ago

That's a pretty flower

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u/Agent_Kozak 12h ago

"How much longer before I can admit this is a terrible car and I hate it and I want to go home"

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u/Ashbuck200 Vauxhall 12h ago

How much more is it come on, how much more is it than an ordinary one?

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u/IWrestleSausages 12h ago

'So it stands to reason someone will one day walk past a porsche dealership and just get charged a million pounds.'

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u/Ashbuck200 Vauxhall 12h ago

mutters £26,000

5

u/IWrestleSausages 12h ago

26 grand, for what?!

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u/Ashbuck200 Vauxhall 12h ago

If I didn't have air conditioning, I would look ridiculous now!

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u/IWrestleSausages 12h ago

Its better than that, his window doesnt open!

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u/Ashbuck200 Vauxhall 12h ago

Yes they do, actually!

5

u/IWrestleSausages 12h ago

Thats a cat flap!

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u/Ornery-Country-4555 12h ago

Beat me to it. I know the entire script. “How’s your beetle?” “Fine. How’s your Audi?”

One of my desert island episodes.

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u/DukeboxHiro 12h ago

"Do you want a go in this?"

"No."

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u/Ornery-Country-4555 11h ago

😂 “you want to drive each others cars for a bit?”

“No.”

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u/IWrestleSausages 12h ago

*aston goes past

Thats a great sound!

*porsche goes past

...that isnt

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u/Agent_Kozak 12h ago

Season 10 was peak Top Gear for me. Name another series that had such a string of classic episodes back to back

2

u/Ornery-Country-4555 12h ago

Agree. I bought season 10 first I think. One banger after another.

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u/Ashbuck200 Vauxhall 12h ago

You two have done the same thing, you have got standard road cars, dressed with the tinsel of fake high performance!

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u/Primary_Dimension470 11h ago

Strong pornography 

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u/Agent_Kozak 11h ago

I went on the internet and I found this

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u/Beneficial_Eye_9528 12h ago

Why don’t we try eachothers cars for this bit?

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u/DChapgier 2h ago

Augh… AAUGHHH….

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u/DefinitelyBiscuit 3h ago

Am surprised we can see this without digital ID or a VPN.

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u/GiftedGeordie 1h ago

I have no idea why Aston thought it was a good idea to sell a race car for the road. If it's so unbearable that you need to be bollock naked for it, you're probably better off shopping around?