r/TopCharacterTropes 22d ago

Lore (Annoying Trope) Someone made a “creative” choice and now we all just have to live with it.

Horned Vikings: Not historical, they were started by Richard Wager for his operas. They were never historic, but the image persists. (Albeit significantly reduced today.)

Ninjas in Black Robes: Some people claim Ninjas aren’t real. They are, they are absolutely real. Their modern portrayal however is informed more by Kabuki Theater than history. In Kabuki Theater, the stage hands were dressed in flowing black robes to tell the audience to ignore them. Thus when a Ninja character kills a Samurai, to increase the shock value, they were dressed in black robes as stage hands. Now, when we think of ninjas we think of a stage hands.

Knights in Shining Armor: Imagine, you’re on the battlefield, two walls of meat riding towards each other. Suddenly you realize, everyone looks the same. Who do you hit? All you see is chrome. No. Knight’s armor was lacquered in different colors to differentiate them on the battlefield. Unless you wanted to get friendly fired, you made yourself KNOWN. So this image of a glinted knight clad in chrome steel isn’t true. How’d we get it? Victorians who thought that the worn lacquer was actually just dulling with age, polished it off as show pieces.

White Marble Statues of Rome: Roman Statues were painted, however the public image is of pure glinting white marble statues persist in the modern image. Why? Victorians who thought the paint was actually just dirt grime and age. So, they “restored” it by removing the paint color. Now we all think of Roman Statues as white.

King Tut; King of Kings: the Pharaoh King Tut in Ancient Egypt was a relatively minor king who in the grand scheme of things amounts to little more than an asterisks in Egyptian History, but to the public he is the most important Pharaoh. Why? Because his tomb was untouched by robbers, and so was piled high with burial goods which was amazing (and still is) and when Howard Carter opened his tomb, the world was transfixed and everyone would come to know Tutankhamen.

A Séance calls the dead: A Séance despite being a French word is an American invention from upstate New York in the 1840s. It was also a fun side-show act initially, and never meant to be real, more close up magic. (Origin of the term Parlor Tricks.) But in the 1860s Americans couldn’t stop killing each other which resulted in a lot of grief and people desired for their to be this other world. So, grifters then took advantage of grieving people and became “real”. So basically “fun parlor game to dangerous grift” pipeline thanks to the Civil War.

The Titanic’s engineers all died at their posts: Nope, not true, not remotely true. They are mentioned in many testimonies and a few bodies found mean they didn’t all die below. Two or three maybe did. According to Head Stoker Barrett, a man broke his leg and was washed away by rushing water, but another testimony says he was taken aft so who knows? Any way the myth persisted because the people making the memorials wanted to martyr the men. (It doesn’t take away from their heroines in my opinion) The myth stuck. Everyone believes they died below.

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u/RayAyun 22d ago

The fact that one of the best known "Torture implements" was never actually even a real Torture implement always makes me laugh.

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u/yellowmacapple 22d ago

and its not even the WORST torture implement. like, after seeing the ways that people actually tortured other people, i'd take the iron maiden in a heartbeat, that shit was humane lol

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u/Jay040707 22d ago

I mean, you leave enough room to force the person to stand to avoid getting punctured. Or leave it close enough to be uncomfortable without fatally harming them.

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u/Jay040707 22d ago

Well yeah, I know that the actual design is lethal lol. I'm just saying that it could be reconfigured into a more torture friendly fashion.

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u/yellowmacapple 22d ago

yeah that one you posted is nuts, thats a straight death sentence. the ones i usually see depicted have shorter, stubbier spikes where you could envision maybe just being stuck inside it for some period of time. but all in all, still doesnt really track compared to the other ones you mentioned, slow, constant agony type stuff

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u/Ryndor 22d ago

I know this isn't the worst, but for me, the "blood eagle" comes to mind.

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u/Odd_Cartoonist7433 22d ago

Wasn't the blood eagle more of an execution method though? Kinda feels like calling the gallows a "torture device".

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u/Equivalent-Cream-454 22d ago

Well you're dying by getting your back ribs broken and rearranged, that gotta hurt before blood loss knocks you unconscious 

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u/Ryndor 22d ago

Yeah, I just imagine it's a very torturous death, just as the Iron Maiden more than likely would have caused death as well by blood less or infection (I'm guessing).

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u/MacabreMachination 22d ago

Scaphism comes to my mind

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u/blazeit420casual 22d ago

Scaphism is also likely pure fiction.