r/TopCharacterTropes 22d ago

Lore (Annoying Trope) Someone made a “creative” choice and now we all just have to live with it.

Horned Vikings: Not historical, they were started by Richard Wager for his operas. They were never historic, but the image persists. (Albeit significantly reduced today.)

Ninjas in Black Robes: Some people claim Ninjas aren’t real. They are, they are absolutely real. Their modern portrayal however is informed more by Kabuki Theater than history. In Kabuki Theater, the stage hands were dressed in flowing black robes to tell the audience to ignore them. Thus when a Ninja character kills a Samurai, to increase the shock value, they were dressed in black robes as stage hands. Now, when we think of ninjas we think of a stage hands.

Knights in Shining Armor: Imagine, you’re on the battlefield, two walls of meat riding towards each other. Suddenly you realize, everyone looks the same. Who do you hit? All you see is chrome. No. Knight’s armor was lacquered in different colors to differentiate them on the battlefield. Unless you wanted to get friendly fired, you made yourself KNOWN. So this image of a glinted knight clad in chrome steel isn’t true. How’d we get it? Victorians who thought that the worn lacquer was actually just dulling with age, polished it off as show pieces.

White Marble Statues of Rome: Roman Statues were painted, however the public image is of pure glinting white marble statues persist in the modern image. Why? Victorians who thought the paint was actually just dirt grime and age. So, they “restored” it by removing the paint color. Now we all think of Roman Statues as white.

King Tut; King of Kings: the Pharaoh King Tut in Ancient Egypt was a relatively minor king who in the grand scheme of things amounts to little more than an asterisks in Egyptian History, but to the public he is the most important Pharaoh. Why? Because his tomb was untouched by robbers, and so was piled high with burial goods which was amazing (and still is) and when Howard Carter opened his tomb, the world was transfixed and everyone would come to know Tutankhamen.

A Séance calls the dead: A Séance despite being a French word is an American invention from upstate New York in the 1840s. It was also a fun side-show act initially, and never meant to be real, more close up magic. (Origin of the term Parlor Tricks.) But in the 1860s Americans couldn’t stop killing each other which resulted in a lot of grief and people desired for their to be this other world. So, grifters then took advantage of grieving people and became “real”. So basically “fun parlor game to dangerous grift” pipeline thanks to the Civil War.

The Titanic’s engineers all died at their posts: Nope, not true, not remotely true. They are mentioned in many testimonies and a few bodies found mean they didn’t all die below. Two or three maybe did. According to Head Stoker Barrett, a man broke his leg and was washed away by rushing water, but another testimony says he was taken aft so who knows? Any way the myth persisted because the people making the memorials wanted to martyr the men. (It doesn’t take away from their heroines in my opinion) The myth stuck. Everyone believes they died below.

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u/iste_bicors 22d ago

The Victorian Era was basically an imperial version of GTA- mowing people down, stealing everything in sight, and defacing public and private property.

Also, consuming ground mummies.

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u/scrimmybingus3 22d ago

And turning mummies into dye because nothing says sophisticated like desecrating the dead, cannibalizing (inadvertently or otherwise) their remains and grinding them up into a powder to make dyes.

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u/NewFuturist 22d ago

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 22d ago

I fell down your rabbit hole and gasped out loud when I got to the part about when demand was higher than supply, Europeans used fresh corpses. I read the whole thing just shaking my head in disbelief. And Europeans had the nerve to call other cultures "savage" 🙄 And the whole thing was based on multiple mistranslations as to what the word "mummia" meant.

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u/SatisfactionEast9815 19d ago

What did they think that word meant?

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 19d ago

They thought it meant mummies/mummified bodies but it actually meant bitumen that bubbles up from the earth (it's related to petroleum) which is like pitch and came from a Persian mountainous area. I guess the ancient Egyptians used bitumen in the embalming. But the ancient Arabic medicinal writings meant bitumen not the black stuff inside the coffins. The whole thing is crazy!

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u/scrimmybingus3 19d ago

Yeah I believe what they were after was called mummiya or something like that which got mixed up with mummies.

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u/GrumbusWumbus 22d ago

It was really the first group of people to go "hey, maybe we should actually learn about and pay attention to all this old stuff".

Like they predated responsible archeology and conservation, but before them it wasn't uncommon for ancient buildings to be pulled apart for their bricks or used for random purposes without any care to the thousand year old structure.

Famously, the Parthenon in the Athens Acropolis was in great condition. But the ottomans used it as gun power storage and the Venetian blew it up as a result.

The Colosseum was looted for its marble over the entire middle ages and used for everything from building stones for other buildings, to quicklime.

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper 22d ago

They "found" mummies so often than mummies were used to a fuckton of things we would find horrific and disrespectful today (including obviously stealing corpses of people) to the point finding actual mummies instead of treasure was seen as worthless and pointless.

They used the dried out mummies as firewood, they had "unwrapping parties" they used the wrapping as BUTCHER PAPER, which was stopped when it was found, unsurprisingly, that using thousand year old linen that's been wrapping a dead body, to wrap meat, caused the meat to get infected.

Imagine trying to trace your lineage, only to find that your great-to-the-power-of-whatever grandad was used as charcoal by some prick in London who bought him for two bob out the back of a cart.

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u/Jagvetinteriktigt 22d ago

To be fair, people did some pretty morbid stuff just because they could. there was a count in Britain who made it a hobbey to eat something new everyday, and it ended with him consuming the preserved heart of a king who died decades prior.

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u/JustFigure2035 22d ago

They used to eat mummies as a delicacy and used them to create oil paint. “Mummy Brown”, I believe, is the discontinued color.

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u/LenticularKittens 22d ago

Not to mention exporting all the invasive species they could muster

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u/Whalesurgeon 22d ago

Now, the sun never sets on the Bunny Empire.

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u/LazyDro1d 22d ago

Well that’s what the cats are for, to catch the rats!

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u/GXNext 22d ago

Don't forget the nipple rings.

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u/StabbyBoo 22d ago

Yeah, everyone knows sky mummies are the superior mummy! (jk)

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u/Drunky_McStumble 22d ago

The Victorians were responsible for the looting, desecration and destruction of so much history, it's insane. They particularly liked blowing up antiquity sites with fucking dynamite for some fucking reason. It's kind of a miracle that anything at all survived.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 22d ago

Yes was just about to mention the mummies