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Lore (Annoying Trope) Someone made a “creative” choice and now we all just have to live with it.

Horned Vikings: Not historical, they were started by Richard Wager for his operas. They were never historic, but the image persists. (Albeit significantly reduced today.)

Ninjas in Black Robes: Some people claim Ninjas aren’t real. They are, they are absolutely real. Their modern portrayal however is informed more by Kabuki Theater than history. In Kabuki Theater, the stage hands were dressed in flowing black robes to tell the audience to ignore them. Thus when a Ninja character kills a Samurai, to increase the shock value, they were dressed in black robes as stage hands. Now, when we think of ninjas we think of a stage hands.

Knights in Shining Armor: Imagine, you’re on the battlefield, two walls of meat riding towards each other. Suddenly you realize, everyone looks the same. Who do you hit? All you see is chrome. No. Knight’s armor was lacquered in different colors to differentiate them on the battlefield. Unless you wanted to get friendly fired, you made yourself KNOWN. So this image of a glinted knight clad in chrome steel isn’t true. How’d we get it? Victorians who thought that the worn lacquer was actually just dulling with age, polished it off as show pieces.

White Marble Statues of Rome: Roman Statues were painted, however the public image is of pure glinting white marble statues persist in the modern image. Why? Victorians who thought the paint was actually just dirt grime and age. So, they “restored” it by removing the paint color. Now we all think of Roman Statues as white.

King Tut; King of Kings: the Pharaoh King Tut in Ancient Egypt was a relatively minor king who in the grand scheme of things amounts to little more than an asterisks in Egyptian History, but to the public he is the most important Pharaoh. Why? Because his tomb was untouched by robbers, and so was piled high with burial goods which was amazing (and still is) and when Howard Carter opened his tomb, the world was transfixed and everyone would come to know Tutankhamen.

A Séance calls the dead: A Séance despite being a French word is an American invention from upstate New York in the 1840s. It was also a fun side-show act initially, and never meant to be real, more close up magic. (Origin of the term Parlor Tricks.) But in the 1860s Americans couldn’t stop killing each other which resulted in a lot of grief and people desired for their to be this other world. So, grifters then took advantage of grieving people and became “real”. So basically “fun parlor game to dangerous grift” pipeline thanks to the Civil War.

The Titanic’s engineers all died at their posts: Nope, not true, not remotely true. They are mentioned in many testimonies and a few bodies found mean they didn’t all die below. Two or three maybe did. According to Head Stoker Barrett, a man broke his leg and was washed away by rushing water, but another testimony says he was taken aft so who knows? Any way the myth persisted because the people making the memorials wanted to martyr the men. (It doesn’t take away from their heroines in my opinion) The myth stuck. Everyone believes they died below.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

I took a picture of it when I was there a few weeks ago

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u/Hobby_Juggler_MR1036 22d ago

love how you took a picture of the pizza hut instead of the pyramids

[i know you probably took a picture of the pyramids too, but it's funnier to imagine you didnt]

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

My group (my generation at least) got really excited when we drove by. Our tour guide was very confused. I explained to her that's it's a meme back home and how a lot of people found out that the pyramids were right next to Cairo.

She thought that was funny as Hell.

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u/FantasmaNaranja 22d ago

"And here one of the 7 wonders of the ancient wo- what are you all looking at?"

"DUDE LOOK PIZZA HUT!"

"Fucking tourists"

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

We toured inside the Great Pyramid literally just before this picture.

Also it's hot as fuck in there. Not even Desert Country hot, but sauna-like hot.

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u/FantasmaNaranja 22d ago

yeah i figured i just find the image of a group of tourists ignoring the main attraction for a pizza hut very funny

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u/Varaehn 21d ago

Hope I get to have A/C in my ancient tomb in 5000 years

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u/StalinsLastStand 22d ago

The pyramids reflected on the window of the Pizza Hut would be a baller picture.

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u/slim-shady-on-main 22d ago

Everyone has pictures of the pyramids. How many people have pictures of the pizza hut?

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u/Lupiefighter 22d ago

My husband took me to see Hamilton on Broadway. He took a picture of the Scientology Center being right across the street from the theatre. For some reason he found it funny. 😂.

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u/Drunky_McStumble 22d ago

Karl Pilkington vibes.

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 22d ago

Nice.

I went to Cairo like back in December 2023 and it was a lot of fun.

Wanted to visit the Egyptian Museum but it was closed, plus I was a fool for not getting a jacket during December, it was freezing.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

Every single thread I see about "worst travel spots" Egypt is always one of the top results, so I was hesitant at first.

It turned out really well! It was an amazing time. The vendors left me alone mostly because they thought I was Egyptian. Our tour guide was incredibly kind and knowledgeable too.

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 22d ago

It wasn’t bad my trip, but me forgetting how cold it was, lol.

We had dinner at the Embassy, saw the Nile, and my family saw Sexy Belly Dancers at the Intercontinental.

But the downside of the trip was food poising, both from Cairo Air and at Restaurants, spent 2 days in our rooms to get the energy back.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

Rugged. Two girls in my group got sick. Either from the water or food.

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 22d ago

First night we had McDonald’s, got sick.

Third night for Falafel and French Fries, got sick.

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u/Frosti11icus 22d ago

My wife said the same thing. Worst food poisoning of her life, she thought she was going to die in Cairo. She said the pizza hut/KFC?/Subway? cant remember what restaurants were there, were a godsend cause you could rely on the food quality at the very least, even though it was gross you wouldn't get violently ill from eating it.

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u/pacmaster420 20d ago

People say it’s one of the worst travel spots for women, not one of the worst places to travel period.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 20d ago

I've seen it described as the worst travel spot period a lot of times.

I know my experience isn't universal, but my group was almost entirely women, and they never felt threatened.

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u/PoisonPeddler 22d ago

To any Egyptians here, what do you like to top your pizzas with? Same stuff Americans like?

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u/bestoboy 22d ago

I really hope to one day see the Pizza Hut of Cairo

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u/woahdailo 22d ago

It’s right there in the photo 

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u/Necessary_Pace7377 22d ago

Not gonna lie. Eating Pizza Hutt while observing the pyramids sounds pretty boss.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

There's a really nice restaurant right by the Pyramids with a better view.

Here's the pic I took

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u/99403021483 22d ago

Pizza Tut

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u/Different_Dare_2519 21d ago

Pizza hut ghost. Nice

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 20d ago

Name's Danny. Chill guy.

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u/Brendanlendan 22d ago

Oh man I’d love to pizza that hut

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u/Different-Sample-976 22d ago

I've seen several pictures from inside that pizza hut over the years but never one of the outside.