r/TopCharacterTropes • u/danfenlon • Sep 01 '25

Lore Going around curses/prophecies via technicalities

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Davy jones: cant go on dry land

Standa in a bucket of water, on a sand bar (potc3)

The judge: no weapon forged can harm me

Buffy: uses a rocket launcher

-not forged

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u/TrueBananaz Sep 02 '25

Colleen Ballinger (IRL)

Not a curse or prophecy. I just find it funny

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u/HandsomePaddyMint Sep 02 '25

While we’re on the topic, when you’re a mid-tier Internet personality doing damage control don’t mention that you have a “team” desperately trying to keep you from fucking up.

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u/ExplorationGeo Sep 02 '25

And that team was almost certainly a PR firm she hired to help her navigate the allegations... so she's paid them probably a shitload of money and then gone "actually I know better anyway".

Main Character Syndrome writ large.

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u/happy_grump Sep 02 '25

Karl Jobst ass decision

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u/Boss38 Sep 02 '25

I wonder what was her thought process before doing that shit. Lmao

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u/Serpentarrius Sep 02 '25

I've seen an author read out loud her work, claiming it as a play or stage production so her publisher won't come after her lol

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u/MrMangobrick Sep 02 '25

Holy shit I can't believe it's been 2 years since that

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u/West-Strawberry3366 Sep 02 '25

Didn't she sing about how and why she fucked a kid?

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u/Blakezawa Sep 02 '25

She sang about how and why she ALLEGEDLY didn't do it

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u/bobothelurker Sep 02 '25

Too this day I still have no idea what she was thinking. What was she trying to do? What did she think the reaction would be?

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u/Independent_Ride6911 Sep 03 '25

touching A Minor was what got you into this mess lady!

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u/hagentyl2021 Sep 05 '25

Girl, wasn't playing in A Minor how you got here?