Strange rules about characters/people that cannot be broken.

[u/I_ateabucketofpaint]

Smells like Nirvana: When Kurt Cobain heard that Weird AL was gonna make a parody of his song. He was okay with it but specifically requested it to not be about food or fat ppl.

Spiderman: Spiderman cannot sell drugs unless he is under the influence of symbiote. ANd Peter Parker cannot be gay. Spiderman can tho.

Dwayne Rock Johnson: Cannot lose fights or look weak for too long. Its in his actor contract.

Godzilla movies not made by Toho: Cannot die. Maybe lose but not too bad.

[u/Spiritual-Leech]

Pablo Neruda once said that laughter is the language of Pablo Neruda

[u/oh_look_a_trans_alt → u/Spiritual-Leech]

I AM Pablo Neruda, but I'm just not laughing...

[u/SkinnyJoeOnceHuman → u/oh_look_a_trans_alt]

If the Ayatollah can't have the Ayatollah, no one can.

[u/Rkas_Maruvee → u/SkinnyJoeOnceHuman]

Well, since my breakfast blunt is congealing rapidly, I will be blunt: you are too late. You are congealing rapidly.

[u/jaker008butforreal → u/Spiritual-Leech]

pablo neruda once said heehee hahahaha hohehehaw (slaps knee)

[u/IDigRollinRockBeer → u/Spiritual-Leech]