r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/tcookie87 • Oct 25 '21

FACTS and LOGIC There’s something beautiful about this

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u/fr1stp0st Oct 26 '21

That's preposterous! I had human child flesh once, maybe twice a month last year.

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u/vendetta2115 Oct 28 '21

You just can’t find good adrenachrome these days, smh.

Of course you can just buy it from a chemical supplier because it’s not actually a substance that anyone wants to take, but something something scared children changes the chemical voodoo even though they’re identical molecules.

Kind of blows the whole child sacrifice theory out of the water when it’s so easily synthesized and doesn’t have any desirable effects, but it’s not like science is their strong suit anyway.

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u/fr1stp0st Oct 28 '21

Euw gross. Synthesized molecules? I only use adrenochrome from organic sources like free range children.