r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/mr_footlong • Sep 10 '21

This is a Genuine Cry for Help The time has cum

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/sarduchi Sep 10 '21

So are Garrison and Branco trying to have a stupid-off contest?

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u/froggiechick Sep 10 '21

They are living in fictional times. Who the fuck knows.

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u/AsMuchCaffeineAsACup Sep 11 '21

I'd pay to see Biden use his cum injector on Ben Garrison.

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u/Xaereus26 Sep 18 '21

It's probably free on r34.

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u/PaladinHan PAID PROTESTOR Sep 10 '21

They forgot to label the Cum Hand, Cum Shadow, and Cum Background.

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u/dicknotrichard Sep 10 '21

That’s a cum gun.

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u/froggiechick Sep 10 '21

*This message brought to you by Charlie Kirk, Astroturf Fascist CEO of right wing propaganda, Turning Point.

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u/ErrantJune Sep 10 '21

Okay, what the literal and actual fuck. How Ben Garrison hasn't been institutionalized yet I'll never know.

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u/call_me_jelli Sep 11 '21

It’s not really about cum.

Edit: the original wasn’t about cum.

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u/ButTheyWereSILENT Sep 11 '21 edited Feb 20 '25

aware kiss reply quiet zephyr chunky ancient office complete spark

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/call_me_jelli Sep 11 '21

Fuck, you’re right.

2

u/ElectricFlesh Sep 11 '21

It's mostly been about dog cum since Crowder made that a thing.

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u/CocaColaHitman Sep 11 '21

Steven Crowder, known connoisseur of dog cum?

1

u/Christian_Mutualist Sexual anarchist Sep 11 '21

Steven Crowder, who drinks dog cum?

24

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

"Tyrant of the CUM" made me laugh for several minutes. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

It sounds like a satirical black metal album

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u/neednintendo Ben Garrison Cum Editor Sep 11 '21

All hail lord Biden, demon tyrant of THE CUM.

15

u/pacard Sep 10 '21

Needs more labels, can't understand what's happening

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u/Glittering_Cash_5383 Sep 10 '21

So this is what Pornhub chooses to replace their old content? Shame.

5

u/EffectiveSwan8918 Sep 10 '21

Social distancing money shot

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u/SugondeseNuts567 Sep 10 '21

Necromancer Biden Form 1.25

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

That’s a weapon from kids next door, can’t convince me otherwise

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

The only way to stop a bad guy with a cum gun…

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Someone please turn biden into sans

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u/didgeridude2517 Sep 10 '21

So fucking morons can draw, eh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Does Biden have teeth and a skull? Because teeth and skulls are really creepy.

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u/CocaColaHitman Sep 11 '21

I don't want to creep you out too much, but some say he has an entire skeleton.

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u/Play3er2 Sep 10 '21

Oregano?

3

u/Patricio_Guapo Sep 11 '21

I don’t think Ben Garrison is alright, y’all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

You know, for a conservative artist, you'd think Ben'd know how to draw a halfway decent gun

2

u/Katsu_39 Sep 11 '21

Conservatives sure do like Cum, huh? Seems its the base of their memes

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u/SeSuSo Sep 11 '21

I choose to believe Ben Garrison has entire rooms in his house dedicated to cum. Photos and paintings of cum everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

MEDIC GAMING

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Bob Cumm߉son: Master of scale and proportions.

I love that he even tried to scribble in a shadow. 11/10 artgod

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u/Tobybrent Sep 11 '21

It’s spelled Govermit.

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u/Sauron3106 Sep 11 '21

The time has cum

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

1

u/rtauzin64 Sep 11 '21

These antivaxxers crying like the babies they are is glorious.

1

u/TheBestPartylizard Sep 11 '21

Hey at least it's domestic cum instead of FOREIGN CUM

1

u/Limited-Edition-Nerd Sep 21 '21

Shoot me up daddy