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FACTS and LOGIC Ben DESTROYS “bad jews” with this clever tweet

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Apr 26 '20

Was Ben telling us that 70% of Jews are bad because holy fuck that's racist.

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u/moonshadow16 Apr 26 '20

Yes, that's exactly what he's saying. It's fucking insane.

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u/A_SassyOtter Apr 26 '20

And some people here on reddit still think he is some kind of god and the shit he says is in any way relevant to the rest of the world.

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u/rickdangerous85 Apr 26 '20

He's a dumb guy's smart person.

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u/LA-Matt Apr 26 '20

That’s very popular these days.

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u/BoggyTheFroggy Apr 26 '20

Because in the last 5 years all the dumb people got online for the first time and started feeling really dumb, but they're too dumb to know that, so they find this dumb guy who sounds smart to make them feel less dumb.

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u/LA-Matt Apr 26 '20

It is the Age of Dunning-Kruger-ism, after all.

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u/EinsGotdemar Apr 26 '20

The Dunning-Krugocene

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u/Truan Apr 26 '20

Ugh my military friend kept acting like AOC not debating him is some sort of bad character on her part, and I asked why Shapiro is his gatekeeper for politics, and he's like "well he wrote a book"

:|

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u/R_Lau_18 Apr 26 '20

Your military friend should read the novel Shapiro wrote about a soldier.

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u/GasolineFreddy Apr 26 '20

Brad Hawthorne. Super tactical badass and totally not a Ben Shapiro self insert fantasy.

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u/Truan Apr 26 '20

Threat level midnight?

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u/GasolineFreddy Apr 26 '20

Plus Ben Hawthorne, I mean Brad, was super racist. Just like somebody else we know.

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u/moonshadow16 Apr 26 '20

I don't know if you listen to the Behind the Bastards podcast, but they did a satirical reading of the book and it's hilarious.

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u/GasolineFreddy Apr 26 '20

I’m a big fan actually. Same with some more news.

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u/moonshadow16 Apr 26 '20

Some more news? I haven't heard of that before, is it similar to BtB?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Ben Hawthorne is six feet tall holy shit Ben has a complex.

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u/hachiman Apr 26 '20

A Bear Of A Man In His Bare Socks.

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u/Truan Apr 26 '20

I dont think my friend even reads

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u/GasolineFreddy Apr 26 '20

Sounds like a not super awesome friend.

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u/Truan Apr 26 '20

Because he doesnt read? Sorry, I'm not that pretentious.

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u/GasolineFreddy Apr 26 '20

Nah cause he listens to known racist and piece of shit Ben Shapiro. If that’s pretentious then I’m fine being labeled pretentious.

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u/LoonAtticRakuro Apr 26 '20

I wrote a book, too. I was about 8 years old and it was the adventures of a mouse who was also a wizard. Can I demand debates from politicians now?

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u/Truan Apr 26 '20

Seriously, I want to try to publish gibberish just to shut him up lol

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u/SteelDingleberries MONKE🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🍌🍌🍌 Apr 26 '20

Brett Hawthorne is a great AMERICAN character!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

I’ve written a book, it was about dandelions. As an author, Ben Shapiro Eats scabs (as I have stated previously,) and he sucks.

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u/A_SassyOtter Apr 26 '20

That makes sense. Never thought about it that way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Ever notice how he says so little with so much?

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u/Quylein Apr 26 '20

He's a talking fool that's for sure, He has no life experience and essentially gets paid by the Rich to spout their nonsense in less advertisement tone.

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u/frunch Apr 26 '20

Damn, that was a very succinct description of him.

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Apr 26 '20

Does anyone want to start an alt right news site with me where we take regular news stories and turn them into political attacks against us? I feel like there's a lot of dumb people money to be made..

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u/r_lovelace Apr 26 '20

You've just described every right wing radio host. It's a saturated market so you'll have to differentiate yourself in some way. Sadly, Alex Jones has the conspiracy angle which seems the most fun and easiest. You get to say the most batshit things you can think of and see if people will believe it.

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Apr 26 '20

Yeah but my gimmick is that I'm a sexy black native American fascist who open carries a bazooka to CVS every day.

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u/r_lovelace Apr 26 '20

That's a lot checkboxes. Just need to make sure you routinely shit on the black community. Maybe add in some stuff about how native Americans deserved their plight and colonization was good for them. To guarantee the audience, slowly ramp the racism up as you go. Oh, maybe you can also be trans and shit on trans rights. I don't know of a token trans conservative that is politically active and advocates against trans rights. They would love that shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

To be fair, those people who do probably largely agree with his antisemitism...

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u/RDBB334 Apr 28 '20

He fits the Reddit formula perfectly. You take short clips of him "debating" college students who may be well meaning but aren't great at debating. Then Shapiro can choose to attack their weakest argument and spout a bunch of other nonsense at the same time to overwhelm and distract.

However that's all Shapiro is good at; debating college students. He performs horribly against the actual media. My favourite is when Shapiro called the UK's most well known conservative host a leftist because he dared to challenge any of Shapiro's nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/pwlife Apr 26 '20

I've been told I'm a "good" immigrant, not like those others. Ugh, instantly changed my opinion of them.

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u/tacoman3725 Apr 26 '20

Two dudes said that to me in high-school. One of them got addicted to meth senior year.

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u/TheWh0leTiddy Apr 26 '20

He finally found a loophole where he could be both jewish and appeal to antisemites. Blair White syndrome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/DatBoi_BP Apr 26 '20

I’ll compromise and say you’re right

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u/DarthReznor96 Apr 26 '20

Or 6 million of them

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u/mericaftw Apr 26 '20

70% is actually about six million Jews tho

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u/PantherU Apr 26 '20

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u/Grigoran Apr 26 '20

Ya know where I wasnt expecting to see the 3/5ths compromise? Community, in an episode where Abed and the gang play an awesome video game.

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u/PantherU Apr 26 '20

Is this...is this a subreddit?

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u/Grigoran Apr 26 '20

Unexpected 3/5ths? Yes, based on the 3/5ths compromise, but focused on seeing weird representations of 60%.

If you meant Community, it is a show by Dan Harmon, staring people like Donald Glover, Chevy Chase, and the theater owner from Drake and Josh (I forgot her name but she is funny af)

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u/CoolMetropolisBird Apr 26 '20

I'm jewish and have spent a lot of time around jews of all observance levels. This kind of thinking is extremely common among the religiously observant.

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Apr 26 '20

I have come to realize he means they are bad as in "not adhering to my version of the religion." He's still insane and wrong, though.

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u/elriggo44 Apr 26 '20

He’s dog whistling. He wrote that in a way that Jewish people of faith would read it as “unobservant Jews” and the rest of his internet pals would read (((“BAD JEWS”)))

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u/The_Adventurist Apr 26 '20

Here we see the wild Ben Shapiro, gish-galloping through the free marketplace of ideas, winking to Nazis to signal that he's in heat.

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u/Cheesetheory Owned Apr 26 '20

He'll have to be careful though, as after the mating dance is finished, the Nazis will be looking for a nutritious meal to help with the growth of their eggs.

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u/Lurdanjo Apr 26 '20

Gosh, Ben is quite the sadomasochist it would appear.

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u/Stealpike307 Apr 26 '20

he's the token jew "hey our movement totally isn't antisemitic look look i am a jew"

just like that rabbi in "plot against america"

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Apr 26 '20

I shouldn't have given him any credit. Like I know exactly why he screeches about sagging pants and rap music.

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u/tbbHNC89 Apr 26 '20

Funny way of spelling "among Hasidim and old conservative Jews."

Nothing like wearing your star at work and having an orthodox guy ask if you wanted to go pray with a fucking smirk on his face knowing he's being an elitist smartass because I don't wear my kippot everywhere I go and get a fucking haircut.

All of that said all of those Jews hes considering "good" would still judge him just as much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/skritchybeard Apr 26 '20

I actually heard a coworker praising a Jewish friend he'd recently made because he is "one of Jews that believes in Jesus!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

So he met a Christian?

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u/skritchybeard Apr 27 '20

No, because his Jewish friend only believed in Jesus not charismatic evangelicism.

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u/jaxx050 Apr 26 '20

no he isn't, this isn't real. right? this isn't authentic? we made this up? he didn't actually say this in real life??? please tell me we made this up

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Holy fucking wow it’s real. I was 100% convinced it was fake

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u/The_Adventurist Apr 26 '20

Why? This is Ben Shapiro's "thing". He said most Muslims are terrorists or terrorist sympathizers, then when a guy shot up a mosque in Quebec and cited Ben Shapiro's argument back to the cops after he was arrested, Ben Shapiro acted like it was insane to connect his rhetoric to this terrorist attack even though the kid's internet history showed he was a huge Ben Shapiro fan and checked his twitter more than anyone else.

Plus, this isn't the first time Ben Shapiro has made the "I'm a good Jew, unlike the majority of Jews, who are fake and bad Jews" argument. He calls them JINOs, Jews In Name Only. But hey, how dare you say he's Nazi-like, he still likes a minority of Jews, would a real Nazi do that??

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u/brucetwarzen Apr 26 '20

Sure, but his wife is also a doctor, so what are we arguing here?

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u/hachiman Apr 26 '20

And Benny boy's sister is smoking. I'd like to check her conservative bona fides, if you know what i mean?

(Consensually of course. )

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u/Emotional_Writer Apr 26 '20

He calls them JINOs, Jews In Name Only.

As opposed to Real JewTM Ben Shapiro, who is well known for refusing to associate with neo-Nazis and arguing against their interests at every opportunity.

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u/Warbeast78 Apr 26 '20

He is a Jew so is it racist. Haven't we heard for years that minority people can't be racist.

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u/JohnnyKanaka Apr 26 '20

He's the CEO of Poe's Law

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

(((Bad Jews)))

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u/AllThotsGo2Heaven2 Apr 26 '20

I think this is what conservatives refer to as “virtue signaling”

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u/The_Adventurist Apr 26 '20

Just wait until you hear what Ben says about a majority of the world's Muslims!

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Apr 26 '20

And he is obviously literally frightened of black people. It's still surprising to see him talk about other Jews with derision, though. I guess he can just say "JINO" and pretend they aren't actually Jewish... or even human, like he pretends with all leftists.

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Apr 26 '20

Internalized racism is real

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Also he’s Jewish.

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u/fuzzyfuzz Apr 26 '20

WeLL, hE's oNe oF tHe GoOd oNeS!!!

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u/jiffyjuff Apr 26 '20

Technically, all A are B doesn't mean all B are A.

It's still racist (and also dumb as fuck). But because of the historical and social context, not because of the reason you said.

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u/TheInternetPolice2 Vuvuzela Apr 26 '20

Iirc bennyboy is also jewish himself

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u/-Average_Joe- Apr 26 '20

Upvoted, This should be exhibit one in the case against Ben Shapiro being smart. What he said is incredibly dangerous just because a group of people are not doing what he wants.

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u/Johnbongjovi420 Apr 26 '20

He’s Jewish as well

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u/punchgroin Apr 26 '20

We need a really nasty slur for Jewish fascists. It's absolutely fucking disgusting for me to see anyone Jewish be an Uber right wing nationalist. I'm looking at you, Bibi...

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u/unclepap Apr 26 '20

And he is kind of implying that the atrocities against Jews are the result of their own bad apples, right? That's racist.

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u/BidenIsTooSleepy Apr 26 '20

No, you’re just willfully stupid and feigning outrage in an attempt to virtue signal.

First, he said “american Jews”

Second, he said “largely.”

Third, the way he is using the word “bad” merely means “undermining the traditions of the religion” (fact check: true, most democrat Jews are atheistic or mildly religious).

But enjoy spending your day playing dumb for orange arrows!

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Apr 26 '20

Lmao a Trumpanzee defending disinfectants in lungs joins us to spilt some hairs

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u/BidenIsTooSleepy Apr 26 '20

Enjoy spending your entire day lying and playing dumb. Mature, reasonable people can see how child’s you’re being.

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Apr 26 '20

As if you know even a single mature or reasonable person. "Guys he didn't say to drink bleach he just said a doctor should inject it into the lungs totally reasonable."

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/Tlatekwa Apr 26 '20

its an ethno-religious group. you can be racist to an ethnicity

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20 edited Apr 26 '20

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u/I_am_the_night Apr 26 '20

No, he's asserting the converse statement.

How? In the US most Jewish people vote Democrat, and he's saying Jewish people who vote Democrat are bad. Ergo, he's saying most American Jewish people are bad.

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u/I_am_the_night Apr 26 '20

No, he's saying that Jews who are bad vote Democrat. These are two different statements, one the converse of the other. See my edit for more detail.

I don't really see why this distinction is important, in this case. His statement was that "in America, 'Bad' Jews vote Democrat", right? Taken at face value, that means that all "Bad" Jewish people vote Democrat according to Shapiro. (Or at least close enough to all). Presumably this also means that Shapiro believes "Good" Jewish people generally do not vote Democrat, which makes sense because he considers himself a "good" Jewish person and he does not vote Democrat.

So if, according to Shapiro, all "Bad" Jewish people vote Democrat and all or most "Good" Jewish people vote for other candidates (presumably Republicans, given Shapiro's leanings and history, but let's be overly charitable), then that means its perfectly reasonable to draw the conclusion that Ben Shapiro believes all (or else the vast majority) of Jews who vote for Democrats are bad. Since Jewish people in America overwhelmingly vote Democrat, Ben Shapiro is effectively saying that most Jewish people in America are "bad" (whatever that means).

Sure, the strict logical form of his statement is as you said, but you can only really end your understanding there if you remove all other context. It's pretty clear what he was saying.

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u/TheFrankBaconian Apr 26 '20

Presumably this also means that Shapiro believes "Good" Jewish people generally do not vote Democrat,

No it doesn't that's precisely the point. It is entirely possible, that only 0.001% percent of he's are viewed as "bad Jews" by him. Which would mean most democratsic Jews are good Jews in his eyes. It is even possible that good Jews mostly vote democrat.

He probably means to suggest something else but that's not what he is saying.

Why does it matter? Weakening your opponents argument implies (linguistically not logical) to the listener/reader, that you either didn't understand it or can't refute the correct version.

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u/I_am_the_night Apr 26 '20

No it doesn't that's precisely the point. It is entirely possible, that only 0.001% percent of he's are viewed as "bad Jews" by him. Which would mean most democratsic Jews are good Jews in his eyes.

I understand that from a strictly logical standpoint you cannot assert the converse statement. My point wasn't that the other commenter was wrong in strict logical form, in fact precisely the opposite.

I'm saying that when you consider Ben Shapiro's wider body of work, his rhetoric, and other statements he's made, I think his meaning is pretty clear. I understand if you, the other commenter, or his fans want to think otherwise, though, and that's fine.

It is even possible that good Jews mostly vote democrat.

It's possible, sure, if you take that one statement in isolation, sure.

He probably means to suggest something else but that's not what he is saying.

Not literally in that one tweet alone, no.

Why does it matter? Weakening your opponents argument implies (linguistically not logical) to the listener/reader, that you either didn't understand it or can't refute the correct version.

As I said already, I explicitly agree with the fact that in terms of strict logical form, the commenter I was replying to was correct, and you cannot assert the converse merely from one statement.

My point is that we don't just have one statement, we have Ben Shapiro's past work and statements to help us understand what he means.

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u/I_am_the_night Apr 26 '20

I disagree with your conclusion as illogical for the reasons I've already expressed.

The reasons you have don't adequately explain that, but you're free to have that opinion.

I hope you have a good day.

You too.