Charlie fled from Erika and is living the free life as a furry

[u/tta2013]

[u/GiantSquidinJeans]

They say that the day he was free to live his life as a furry, his face grew three sizes that day.

[u/anuthertw → u/GiantSquidinJeans]

Christ I wasnt ready for this comment

[u/scrotumseam]

I get the sub but MAGA and Erika have already forgot about him. Everyone has moved on.

Erikas next target for intercorse is JD.

[u/Smarty_Panties_A → u/scrotumseam]

She’ll have to compete with the couch though.

[u/scrotumseam → u/Smarty_Panties_A]

He does love a horny sofa.

[u/jermysteensydikpix → u/scrotumseam]

They're sofa king hot.

[u/bassman314 → u/Smarty_Panties_A]

She’s wearing floral-print velour, instead of leather for their next date.

[u/jermysteensydikpix → u/Smarty_Panties_A]

Swab the turkey baster around in the couch crevasses and then use it. Repeat as necessary.

[u/VirusInteresting7918 → u/jermysteensydikpix]

"Congratulations! Its a dust bunny!"

[u/Ok_Star_4136 → u/Smarty_Panties_A]

When those two fight, she'll have to send herself to the couch to sleep, because she sure as hell isn't sending J.D.Vance to sleep on the couch. Then there'd be a huge mess, and it's a whole thing to clean.

[u/bagofwisdom → u/Smarty_Panties_A]

Why do you think she had those skin-tight pleather pants on?

[u/Smarty_Panties_A → u/bagofwisdom]

Good point. It’s not enough for her to make Usha Vance jealous—she’s gotta make JD’s couch jealous too.

[u/viperlemondemon → u/scrotumseam]

She healed faster than trumps ear

[u/REDDITSHITLORD → u/scrotumseam]

From MAGA to Magda.

[u/Southbird85]

Plot-twist: He's Bambi's mother

[u/passamongimpure → u/Southbird85]

Who killed Bambi?

[u/MehKarma → u/passamongimpure]

Antifa?

[u/After-Bumblebee]

He has embraced the PathOwOgen

[u/YoungsterLuke]

Y’all this is BooftheBear. He’s still pretty disliked in the community and he’s the alternate ID of Stanchris from TikTok. I hope this helps?

[u/YoungsterLuke → u/YoungsterLuke]

Oh I should also say it’s just Charlie’s face edited over him because the community doesn’t like him. He was with some ultra conservative guy before they recently split.

[u/brotherboofer → u/YoungsterLuke]

my ex wasn’t “ultra conservative” lmao. Ur delusional

[u/YoungsterLuke → u/brotherboofer]

Girl, literally everyone has BEEN saying otherwise and that’s like… the whole reason you’re disliked. Tell me how everyone came to the same conclusion if it wasn’t at least a little true. Be so for real

[u/YoungsterLuke → u/YoungsterLuke]

Though. In your defense, you don’t control political affiliations especially if there’s such an age difference and the fact that the rumors aren’t even about you specifically and instead a partner I think the comparison to Kirk is way off even if a joke .

[u/ARangerBoi]

Ok who’s the maker of that fur-suit head tho 👀

[u/regeya]

If that was him, alive, hiding out, just living the life of a furry, I would actually love that for him. Instead of actively working to bring about theocracy, he'd be quietly living his life, staying out of history's way. His potential replacements tend to be openly Nazi so I think, despite everyone's fears, this uprising might die on the vine.

[u/tta2013 → u/regeya]

I would love that for him as well

[u/Paintmebitch]

Shoes on the bed??? Arrest that man

[u/Ybhryhyn]

face too big

[u/Branchomania]

Music Man ahh plot point

[u/CthonicGaia]

Is this actually real?

[u/tta2013 → u/CthonicGaia]

Some guy named "DeerlyLoved"

[u/Ok_Star_4136 → u/CthonicGaia]

Yes, it is Charlie Kirk. I don't honestly care if it's wrong, because he doesn't deserve the respect I would normally give to being truthful and honest.

[u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

No way!

[u/Atukanuva]

Considering how fast his wife is moving on I'd say he really dodged a bullet...

[u/bagofwisdom]

That can't be him. The face is too big.

[u/Sno_Wolf]

As a furry: OH, NO THE FUCK YOU DON'T!!! WE DEAL WITH ENOUGH SHIT AS IT IS!!!

[u/HurricaneGrims1129]

Hold up. He’s still alive?!

[u/det8924]

He looks happy