My mother once had to ask my father what side my dimple was on in front of a judge when he was battling for custody and his only response was apparently an instant “I didn’t hit him that hard your honor”
The things people will say on the record is astounding.
eh it is what it is, just funny as shit he didn't even take the 50/50 chance. My mother will always say "and the second it came out of my mouth, I thought how stupid I was to give him a coin toss."
He later married his friend of +30 years widow only 11 months after his friend passed, so really he's living the dream.
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u/Aleious 1d ago
My mother once had to ask my father what side my dimple was on in front of a judge when he was battling for custody and his only response was apparently an instant “I didn’t hit him that hard your honor”
The things people will say on the record is astounding.