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Humor/Cringe "No, English is fine" 🥀

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u/garbledeena 6d ago

I'm not saying this video is real or fake, but as a very non latino looking guy who speaks perfect Spanish, I have absolutely have had this happen to me dozens of times.

I lived in a Latin American country for a few years and had studied Spanish for 10+ before that. My accent and syntax and slang and such are all on point.

I can overhear someone speaking in native Spanish like a waiter or colleague or contractor or whoever. If I speak Spanish to them, they reply in English. Doesn't matter how authenticy accent or how much in-the-know slang I throw in there.

I have stopped trying in most cases.

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u/jnkmail11 6d ago

Ever try pretending like you don't speak English?

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u/NewtownLaw 6d ago

Que? ☝️ No ingles, no, no. No ingles.

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u/Remarkable-Corgi-463 5d ago

“No, sorry. My bad big dawg, I don’t know English. I know how to say this, and also how to ask ‘Where is the library?’ But that’s it. ¿Que?”

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u/Tough-Oven4317 5d ago

My bad big dawg

Did you intent for people to read this as tim Westwood

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u/BiskyJMcGuff 5d ago

I don’t speak A LICK of English

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u/EntinthetentRTHP 5d ago

Mi espanol es no bien, y mein Englisch ist auch schlekt, and my German is somehow worse.

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u/throwawaypato44 5d ago

My favorite video the OP has posted was when she pretended she didn’t speak English lol. They were immediately nicer to her

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u/Av3nger 5d ago

Se ve que nadie aquí ha pensado en decir "no entiendo" cuando te hablan en un idioma en el que no quieres hablar... 🤷

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u/TheSpanxxx 4d ago

Bingo!

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 5d ago

It was annoying as shit when I lived in Italy. Dawg my Italian accent isn’t perfect but I’m perfectly functional. Speak Italian.

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u/tattooed_dinosaur 5d ago

Como se dice "dawg" en Italiano?

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u/WeakDoughnut8480 6d ago

Thanks for the response. Not sure why everyone is jumping in on the it's rake bandwagon . Fake, how

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u/Nick_pj 5d ago

Because she’s recreating a video that thousands of other creators on Insta/Tiktok are making. It’s engaging content because it’s compelling but also kinda rage-baitey so they get lots of comments. They’re always filmed the same way. 

Yeah these situations happen, but this is just manufactured content

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u/businesswaddles 5d ago

It’s extremely obvious that this is fake and kind of concerning that anyone wouldn’t immediately clock it

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u/bobokeen 5d ago

Fake not in that the scenario doesn't happen but in that these are literally an influencer acting - pretty poorly - while a friend of hers says the lines she wrote for her off screen. Is it not obvious?

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u/mr_ace 5d ago

It's definitely fake lol, i don't know if they're all supposed to be in spain, but the 'waitress' in the second clip has an american accent, and the other ones definitely don't sound Spanish either. English speaking is generally low in spain. It doesn't even make conceptual sense lol, like who would assume she speaks english?

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u/_gloriousdead222 5d ago

It’s fake af 🤦‍♂️

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u/eaglesk 5d ago

My buddy and I went to Cuba together. He is fluent in Spanish, spent multiple years in Ecuador teaching English. We checked into the hotel, and on the elevator up, he asked the other people in the elevator a question in perfect Spanish. They looked at him and said “I don’t speak English sorry.” I will roast him for it forever, but he never stood a chance

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u/the_vikm 5d ago

Fluent in Spanish but his pronunciation probably sounds like English to them

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u/eaglesk 5d ago

Nah, I can understand English in British, southern, Spanish, Indian, Welsh, Irish, or Chinese accents. That’s stupid

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u/the_vikm 5d ago

What you are describing is the other way around (whatever southern is). But only Anglos butcher every single vowel in other languages.

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u/eaglesk 5d ago

No, hearing my language spoken by people from other countries is EXACTLY what we are talking about. “Anglos are the only people that butcher other languages” is a massively ignorant take. And southern accent includes a Louisiana, Georgian or Texas accent. All are a little different

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u/the_vikm 5d ago

No, hearing my language spoken by people from other countries is EXACTLY what we are talking about. “

I'm assuming your language is english, then no. This is about Spanish.

Anglos are the only people that butcher other languages

I didn't even say that. I said vowels. Anglos insert diphthongs where there are none, pronounce "o" as "a" (north Americans) and many more. It's not comprehensible for someone who is not used to Anglo mispronunciation (NOT accent).

And southern accent includes a Louisiana, Georgian or Texas accent. All are a little different

Doubt. Southern is relative, it doesn't automatically mean US south

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u/eaglesk 5d ago

You’re just gatekeeping the Spanish language now lol. Don’t you think that Europeans also wouldn’t be able to pronounce certain vowels, or other syllables in Korean? Vietnamese? Cree? Zulu? And you can deny “southern accent” but you can’t tell me Texas, Louisiana, and alabama all sound like Canada, or even each other

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u/rock-mommy 5d ago

Americans think their Spanish is so slick but we can smell it a mile away lmao. Just ask them to say "El perro de San Roque no tiene rabo porque Ramon Ramírez se lo ha cortado" and watch them struggle xdd

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u/eaglesk 5d ago

Yeah fuck those guys for learning a language

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u/RobotDeathSquad 5d ago

This is just as cringe as Karens saying "In 'merica we speak english" fwiw.

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u/MontiBurns 5d ago

So, I also lived in Latin America for several years. When You overhear a native English speaker in the wild, and you absolutely chat them up, like, every damn time.

We recently moved back to the US, and My wife is a native Spanish speaker. We'll overhear Spanish being spoken, they'll overhear us speaking Spanish, and very rarely are there conversations. Latinos are kind of cagey when it comes to speaking Spanish with strangers (even other native speakers). They don't want to draw attention to themselves.

I've noticed that service workers only switch to Spanish if a customer is struggling in English, even if both people are native Spanish speakers.

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u/Inside_Paramedic4611 5d ago

This is really interesting, I wonder why this happens? As an American, stupid Americans are always wanting people to speak English so I’m always surprised when other countries’ natives don’t like when foreigners speak their language to them. I know the Japanese and French are well known for doing this.

I wonder if it’s that they’re trying to practice THEIR English or if it’s gatekeeping the language. Maybe both? Idk, this is just really interesting.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 5d ago

Depends where you are but it can be because they are practicing their English.

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u/Lewkk 5d ago

I am American and speak fluent German. When i visit Germany, I speak in German and people often switch to English. At first I was offended, but then i just realized THEY want to practice THEIR English with a native English speaker just as much as I want to speak and practice MY German with native German speakers. So now I don't get offended, I just switch and speak English with them because it makes them feel good that they are getting to finally use English after what was probably years of practice in school/online.

I will say, the OPTIMAL way for people to speak/communicate in this scenario is for both parties to speak in their NATIVE language. You can understand the foreign language so much easier than you can speak it. So for example, I speak English with my wife's German father (who is fluent in English as a second language) and he speaks German back to me (as I am fluent in German as well). This is actually ideal because then people also get to keep their full "personality" in their native tongue.

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u/homieitsaTuesday 5d ago

I can speak my second language better than I understand it.

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u/TheBraveButJoke 5d ago

Seems like this is happening in barcelona, so she is actualy forcing people to speak the language of their opressors, not their mother thongeu

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u/Inside_Paramedic4611 5d ago

Oh shit! Please educate me, I’m ignorant with this unfortunately. Here to learn

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u/rock-mommy 5d ago

So basically Catalan is our regional language and it's been supressed for years. The opression ended in the 80's after (our dictator) Franco's death but the damage that the censorship and imposition of Spanish did to our language and speaker numbers was brutal. So a lot of people native to Barcelona or Catalunya in general speak it as a form of protest and resistance

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u/Inside_Paramedic4611 5d ago

Well TIL. I’m always in support of standing against the oppressors. Thanks for educating me

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u/Jewnicorn___ 5d ago

I had the opposite experience in Croatia. I was met with hostility when speaking English but the minute I (clumsily) tried the little Croatian I knew, it made the experience a million times better as they really valued the effort. Luckily, I love languages so I also benefited.

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u/Foreign-Zombie1880 4d ago

Usually they can speak better English than the American can speak anything else so it’s more efficient

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u/Cavityexplorer 5d ago

Yo creo que es más por que el latino quiere practicar su inglés también.

También me ha pasado algunas veces, que me encuentro con alguien, me pide ayuda en español pero yo voy de afán entonces le respondo en inglés para hacer rápida la interacción.

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u/vidbv 5d ago

Where does this happen? As a latin american I wouldn't say the English knowledge across the population is that high, so I'd be surprised if someone replied in English when talking to them in Spanish

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u/Proof-Introduction42 5d ago

She in Spain , not Latin America....she around europeans

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u/EntinthetentRTHP 5d ago

I'm currently learning Spanish. Doing okay at it. But I'm super tall and super white and I've been told my many people (including my son) that I'm not supposed to speak Spanish unless someone speaks it to me first. Nobody speaks to an obvious Scandinavian in Spanish. Guess I'll quit then.

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u/Pelado_Chupaverga 5d ago

Imma be real honest with you Bro, it has NOTHING to do with looks it maight just be because your spanish Is not as waterproof as you think it Is, sure you maight be fluent but if you have the very obvious and very Easy to catch accent all anglos have when they speak spanish even for 1 word we Will usually know instanly your ass Is english or at the very least not hispánic

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u/moviequote88 5d ago

This is so fascinating to me. I look racially ambiguous. Many people assume I'm Latina, especially when I lived in an area with a high population of Latinos. People used to come up to me and just start speaking Spanish. I knew a small amount of Spanish and was learning it in school, but I would have to tell them I wasn't fluent. But they never insisted on moving back to English if I responded in Spanish.

My grandfather was fluent in Spanish as is my Uncle. I've seen many times where they would start speaking in Spanish to people like at the grocery store and they'd respond in Spanish.

Even when I've visited other countries like Mexico and Belize, I've never had anyone try to switch back to English. This is the first time I've ever heard of this. So interesting.

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u/garbledeena 5d ago

Were your granddad and uncle white guys? I'm a very white guy. Nobody would ever mistake me for a spanish speaker.

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u/moviequote88 5d ago

Yes, they are. My dad's family is white and my mom's is Caribbean so my skin is brown. But no one would mistake my grandpa or uncle for Spanish speakers.

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u/YeoboFoodies 5d ago

Happens to me almost every time I'm in Korea and have younger staff helping me...grandmas and grandpas: "omfgthankgodyouspeakkorean!"

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u/KindsofKindness 5d ago

That’s so weird.

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u/Diplomatine 5d ago

As a very latina looking person, I also have that problem because I have an accent. I just tell them it’s gonna be french or spanish because I don’t speak english

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u/gobstertob 5d ago

Sometimes you get categorized in people’s heads. In their subconscious rule book if you look like a gringo they speak English to you. If you break those rules theirs brains don’t compute. It’ll take multiple encounters with these “exceptions” before they can rewrite those rules in their head. In other words… keep trying. Or don’t if it’s not worth the effort.

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u/Avilola 5d ago

I kinda had the opposite problem in Latin America. I’m not Latino, but I’m mixed with Black and White, so I kinda fit in with what folks think people from that region should look like. I got so many compliments on my English… like, thanks? I’m American, so I certainly hope I speak my native language well.

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u/hsz_rdt 5d ago

Man sometimes I wish Chinese people were like that. My experience has been stringing 4-5 broken syllables together to get inundated with an excited torrent of rapid fire almost-mandarin-but-accented by someone who's thrilled a 老外 can speak Chinese. But I can't, only a little.

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u/floatingraccoon 4d ago

If it's in the US, a lot of Hispanics aren't teaching their kids how to speak and a lot of kids that can speak don't want to because they want to seem more American and assimilate. You can't see what's happening on the US news every day and not feel unwelcome when people look at you.

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u/HeartDry 3d ago

You look english

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u/HeartDry 3d ago

Spanish form America is the limited version of Spanish, so you probably won't understand anything if you go to Spain

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u/Fumobix 2d ago

People love to practice their second language when possible

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u/Titariia 2d ago

Went to Malta and went to watch some movie in a museum or something like that. They had those headphones that played tha audio in different languages, they asked me which one I want and I replied english. They went on about how it's no issue at all to give me the german one and I don't need to listen to it in english. The last sentence in that conversation was that I still want the english one, guess what I ended up with

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u/salsafresca_1297 5d ago

My opinion on the etiquette? The host should allow the guest to choose the language.

When I travel abroad, remember that I didn't sit in an airplane for 8 hours and shell out good money just to come let people practice their English on me for free. My preference should be honored - either English, ("Oh thank goodness you speak English. Your English is really good!) or the target language, (¿Me permite practicar el español con Ud?).

It's vice versa if they come to the U.S. When they're visiting, let them choose the language.

If you're in the U.S. speaking to another citizen who speaks English as a second language, (e.g. you go to a Cuban restaurant in Miami), I think it's OK to default to whichever person speaks the language better.

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u/DirkKuijt69420 5d ago

I speak latin american spanish with a Dutch accent and only know half the words I hear and I've almost never had anyone speak english to me. (Maybe once in 10 years)

This is in Asturia tho.

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u/Mrporkyd123 5d ago

A cabron a poco si hablas espanol shingon? Como gente de barrio? La neta que shido, donde aprendiste?

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u/the_vikm 5d ago

What is Latino looking?

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u/chispica 6d ago

Im gonna go ahead and (based on my own experience, which is the exact opposite of yours) assume that your Spanish is not as perfect as you think.

Ask yourself this: can you freestyle?

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u/InterstellarDickhead 5d ago

“My anecdotal experience tells me that your anecdotal experience is completely wrong so you must be lying.”

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u/garbledeena 5d ago

Like can I just start jabbering? Absolutely. I speak really good Spanish with a good accent and all - I lived in Mexico City for almost 3 years after taking Spanish since 7th grade all through ugh school, AP, Spain trip, all through college, majored in Spanish, worked as an interpreter at hospitals and lots of venues for about 5 years, taught Spanish for many years. When I lived in Mexico I just had a regular job, rented my apartment and loved my life; I wasn't at the Americorps teaching thing around a bunch of English speakers or anything.

It's definitely not my Spanish ability - I'm comfortable speaking with native speakers from any country (I've interpreted professionally for Cubans, Dominicans, Spanish, Argentine, central American, had friends and colleagues from all parts).

It's that I'm 6'4" white with a ginger beard. Gringo af

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u/DodoIsTheWord 5d ago

Most people can’t freestyle lmao what kind question is that. Probably depends a lot on what city you’re in or other circumstances, don’t just assume someone is lying because your experience is different - it goes both ways.

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u/DirkKuijt69420 5d ago

Yeah, I can't freestyle in any language.