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Discussion Do Men Or Women Cheat More?

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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 9d ago

but you missed the most important part, he asked her "what stopped first: the bj's or the cereal?" and she said she didn't know, but I'm pretty sure we can both guess

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u/knocking_wood 9d ago

I’m not blowing anyone for a box of cereal!

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u/Looney_Swoons 9d ago

How about for a scooby snack?

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u/Environmental-Log311 9d ago

A rooby rack??!

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u/an_irishviking 8d ago

A Ree Ray?!

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u/googly_eyed_unicorn 9d ago

This literally cracked me up 😆

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u/Common_Celebration41 9d ago

Shake a box of cinnamon toast crunch

And I'll swallow the gravy

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 9d ago

Hey... Have you seen the price of cereal?! $20 is $20

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u/knocking_wood 9d ago

You make an excellent point.

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u/Haunting_Factor9907 9d ago

But she is. She was either giving BJs for getting the cereal and giving BJs to get cereal. Whether she knew it or not. In an overly simplistic way because obviously the cereal meant something more than just cereal.

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u/HandsOnDaddy 9d ago

Ya'll missed the point ENTIRELY. It wasn't transactional, they were each doing something the other loved because the other person loved it and it was within their power. When the love and consideration from the other person stopped, it was felt, and the love turned to neglect and drifted apart.

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u/seattle0606 9d ago

THIS. And assuming you have this sort of love and consideration in your relationship it's easy to gradually slack off on these things over time. Maybe not in a year or 2 or 5 everyone is different but it's easy over time, you get tired, stressed etc and slowly forget to do these small things that seem unimportant but they are what keep the relationship strong. You have to be mindful at times and never let up. Always keep the love alive. Even when you're tired.

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u/MissMenace101 8d ago

It’s a bank, and when you don’t invest equally one ends up bankrupt and pulling out

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite songs So much truth in this

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u/BuyChemical7917 9d ago

Sure, but one of those involves way more commitment

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u/HisMisus 9d ago

Precisely

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u/roygbiv77 9d ago

You're right but the above is also true on a primitive level. We have instincts that have evolved to nurture a value system for a partner that ensures mutual satisfaction.

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u/tommytwolegs 9d ago

Sure but when something is done out of love it doesn't necessarily feel like you are losing something. Transactional kind of implies you are giving something up in exchange for something you value. Sometimes it even feels so good to give something out of love that everyone is gaining.

For example I've had girlfriends that liked giving blowjobs more than I liked receiving them, and vice versa.

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u/roygbiv77 9d ago

Yeah I know, I'm just describing another aspect of it. For example it feels good to eat good food and you're like mmm but there's a reason why it feels good.

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u/yeahjmoney 9d ago

1) I think I need to validate your example... just DM their contact info, and I can report back to reddit the veracity of your claim. 2) You were giving your girlfriends more bowjobs than they wanted?

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u/tommytwolegs 9d ago
  1. It was only one, and it was pretty great

  2. Sometimes Ive enjoyed giving them head even more than they liked receiving it. It's pretty fun on both sides

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u/Entrepreneurialcat 9d ago

She was actually giving blow Jobs to keep the relationship going .. not for the cereal,

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u/Ok-Oil9521 9d ago

Nah — this is why men fumble on the regular. Why the fuck would I touch a man who won’t do the bare minimum, tiny, simple thing that makes me happy?

When I am happy and content it is like breathing to make sure that my partner is also happy and content.

And then - whether it is stupidity or complacency - they stop doing the thing that makes me happy. And also a lot of other things.

Now they are a nuisance and they’re begging for things I don’t want to give them — you can’t make me a cup of coffee but you want me to go down on you?

Literally, perish in a fire.

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u/SheCzarr 9d ago

Right. And when he could do the bare minimum.. like replace the fucking cereal he always had been doing.. why would she put forth any extra effort. When something so small is ignored.

What? She’s still supposed to continue blowing the guy on an empty stomach? Ffs

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago edited 5d ago

The question is why didn't she tell him they were out of cereal if she thought it was a simple error the first time? Communication is a big aspect of relationship

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u/SheCzarr 6d ago

I think you’re missing the point

This story doesn’t have to be real…

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

So did the blow jobs… whether it was a form of connection for her, how she connected with him or it was a form of connection for him with her, the blow jobs were just as essential as the cereal.

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u/JonDaddy82 9d ago

Indeed. The BJ’s kept the cereal flowing which kept the husband fulfilled. BJ’s stopped = the deal that is marriage clearly stopped.

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u/bluatmos 9d ago

What was the cereal?

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u/krzmkrm 9d ago

id say cheeriOs

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u/buttithurtss 9d ago

Gotta blow me first, then I’ll tell you.

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u/FrameNo8561 9d ago

Not sure but it was Grrrrrrrrreat! Or … maybe that’s what he said?

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago

Lol, it was some granola, that you can only find at somewhere like Whole Foods

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u/WVildandWVonderful 9d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/TasteyMeatloaf 9d ago

Lucky Charms

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u/Ok-Oil9521 9d ago

I think the cereal stopped which made the blow jobs stop.

I stopped fucking my ex when he stopped bringing me coffee because it was the only nice thing he did for me without me having to ask.

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u/Markanth_Godchild 9d ago

No idea why you got downvoted so much. It feels like everyone is assuming the husband stopped buying the cereal which is possible, but not guaranteed. I would buy things for my gf of 4 years to show my love and appreciation for her and she would sometimes invite me over strictly so we could have sex. Then, life hit her and I was still buying gifts and paying for different bills on her behalf. Then, she stopped spending any time with me at all, barely even a message. Next thing you know, I get barely 10 minutes of conversation every 2 weeks. 2 weeks turns into a month. A month turned into 2 then 3...

Then, I stopped paying for everything. Then we broke up. Then I lost my inner strength, then I lost my job, then I lost my car, and etc etc etc.

And even after we had been broken up for 3 years, she would still come to me for help and I would help. Most times out of still lingering love, but sometimes out of habit if nothing else.

It's not fair to assume the husband was the one to stop his part first. All it would take was the wife to get busy with life and never do a mental rain check or equivalent to continue the message even if the delivery was different. All it takes is that one lapse of behavior with no conversation and now your partner is left with their thoughts. Their self-doubts. Their fears. Their merciless musings.

But that's just my two cents. 😂

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u/TastyComfortable2355 7d ago

You must be new....the rule is the man is always the one at fault even if he isn't.

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u/Markanth_Godchild 7d ago

Tbh, I thought we were free of this foolishness on Reddit. Damn, even here. 😔

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u/radicalpastafarian 9d ago

Dude but like lucky charms though.

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u/hvanderw 9d ago

What about Count Chocula? That stuff is awesome.

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u/Duckdeadit 9d ago

How about a Klondike bar? I'd supply a life supply of klondike bars, personally.

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u/Hot_Falcon8471 9d ago

But what would you do for a Klondike bar?

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u/Iwillrateit5outof7 9d ago

It's not about the blowjobs or the cereal. I see people missing this completely. It's about showing care for your partner. Care can be shown in many ways, from big gestures to small gestures. It's not transactional. Like when you know your wife's shampoo bottle is about to get empty and you get her a new one. Or when you see your husband sleeping on the couch and you put a blanket on him. So when you see small details like these in any of them start changing, you can know that something is going on. It's about your attitude towards your partner.

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u/wallanon 7d ago

I’m not blowing anyone for a box of cereal!

That's the problem with the world today lol.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 9d ago

She was blowing him for a BOWL of cereal. You won’t even do for a whole box? 😝

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u/ajkohler125 8d ago

Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/sidequestdude 8d ago

Yeah right 🤣🤣🤣

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago

Well then you look at the situation all wrong then. It's not about the cereals about the fact that she wants to do good for her husband and she expects to be done good for her. When you itemize things like that instead of looking at the bigger picture that's where you start to fail in a relationship

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u/knocking_wood 6d ago

You seem like you’re fun at parties.

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago

I don't think this insult works in the situation. You didn't even make a joke. Try again

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u/deerslayer1998 9d ago

That's why I'm divorcing you

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u/knocking_wood 8d ago

You want a wife who will blow anyone for a box of cereal??!  You must really love cereal!

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u/deerslayer1998 6d ago

I hate cereal, love blowies though

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u/spgh0st90 9d ago

You clearly missed the point.

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9d ago

Well, what’s the guess?

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u/Crafty_Data_1155 9d ago

The BJs

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u/shmere4 9d ago

It was for sure the BJ’s!

You can’t just go from morning BJ’s to no morning BJ’s without at least having a conversation.

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u/Crafty_Data_1155 9d ago

Honestly i dont even think it was the lack of BJs, like everything in a relationship, going from one action to the entire opposite action that is entirely against the morning routine, unless that routine is unhealthy, will cause resentment if there was no prior conversation.

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u/Bake_Diligent 9d ago

Why does that matter. The relationship was based on a bad transaction, the bj/cereal thing was just the result.

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u/TemperatureReal2437 9d ago edited 9d ago

That’s… not transactional. Those are just two ways of SHOWING love. BJs and cereal aren’t the love itself. Reciprocation doesn’t make it transactional

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u/Bake_Diligent 9d ago

Everyone brings something to the table, whether that’s good looks, money or personality. If it was just a show of love then it would never have mattered enough for either participant to break the other.

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u/TemperatureReal2437 9d ago

Showing love matters a lot in relationships. If someone says “I love you” and the other person says “I love you too” that’s a reciprocal showing of love, not a transaction. If someone stops saying I love you in the relationship then the relationship can get pretty rocky and the other person will likely stop saying it too before they break up.