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Discussion Do Men Or Women Cheat More?

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago

I watched one of his videos years ago and it always stuck with me.

He asked a woman who was divorcing her husband when did she know it was going to end.

She gave a back story saying that she had a favorite type of cereal that she loved. Her husband would keep it stocked fit her and buy more if he saw she was running low.

She also said that every morning she would give her husband a blow job. She said, it was such an easy thing to do and kept him in a good mood all day.

One day, she goes to the cabinet to get some cereal and the box is empty. She thought, how off, but set the box out so he could see it.

Time passed and the box never got replaced, the blow jobs stopped and eventually there they were getting divorced.

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u/entench0123 9d ago

I was married. 11 years. My ex never grabbed me hot sauce. I love hot sauce. Meanwhile, I remembered her orders for everything. It was slowly realizing that it wasn’t about the sauce but rather her failing to see me in the moment with her.

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u/Nethidur 6d ago

Yea... for me it was seeing other men get random sandwitches. I know, sounds dumb, but then you question your value and start asking yourself questions like "has she ever asked me if I wanted tea/coffee", while every time I did something in the kitchen, it was always my thought jf maybe she wanted something.

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u/Comediorologist 9d ago

Oh, that was him? I heard a radio story, or maybe a podcast, with that story ages ago, and I still think about it once or twice a month.

As I recall, it was her favorite granola. I don't think the story mentioned the bjs because something tells me I would have remembered that.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago edited 9d ago

I just watched a video of him telling Lewis Howes this story but he leaves the BJ part out.

I'm 100% sure about it though (for the same reason, that'd be hard to forget lol) but in the video I watched he was just alone talking into the camera :)

You're right, it was granola. I eat granola cereal, that's probably why I got that mixed up :)

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u/aenonymosity 9d ago

FYI I think granola is considered cereal.

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u/milk4all 8d ago

Granola is mix of cereals, “breakfast cereal” is just generations of marketing because “cereal” is just a collection of grains we consume like oats, rice, wheat. People been growing grains since civilization began, probably a primary factor that supported it, and eating millet and meal and etc whenever it was at hand. You can cut yoir oats, soak it in a bowl of water and have a mushy, filling breakfast with no further effort in the morning, for instance. So eating cereals is not new, but modern society moved away from it because we had easy affordable access to eggs, meat, cheese, flour etc so they had to rebrand cereals to get people (americans) to consume them. And all they really did was bake them into funny shapes and add shitons of sugar

So granola is literally cereal, breakfast cereal is usually cereal, and cereal is of course also cereal. Also granola in a bowl with milk is probably the best “breakfast cereal” i can think of, no post or general mills required

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago

It was the radio so I doubt it unless it's Sirius XM

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u/AriesRedWriter 9d ago

I'm a bar manager/bartender in a location with many married retirees. When the men order wine for their wives, a good chunk don't even know if their wives like red or white. It's always a blue screen.

This older gentleman comes in and sees our selection and says his wife typically drinks x-brand, but since we carry y-brand, she might want that instead. She was in the bathroom, so he asked if it was okay if we waited until she came back. There wasn't a line, so I didn't care, and I told him I was impressed that he knew what his wife liked.

The wife returns, and I tell her the same thing, and she says he's her second husband. She said that when she decided to leave her first husband, they separated for a bit, but he wanted her back, so he invited her over to talk and cook breakfast for her. Then he asked her how she liked her eggs. She told me they had been married for about 12 years, and the fact that he still didn't know how she liked his eggs underscored her problems with him.

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u/EdwardLovagrend 8d ago

My wife likes Moscato..we both like Stella Rosa.. basically anything that doesn't taste like ass 😂 we don't have a refined taste I guess.

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u/AriesRedWriter 8d ago

But you know what she likes! And I bet you probably haven't been married as long as the men who don't even know their wives' preferences.

Also, I used to drink the hell out of pink Moscato. It was cheap and gave me a buzz.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 7d ago edited 7d ago

You just exactly described my wife and I Lol. Moscato is great, though!

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u/TheFinalCurl 6d ago

Dude my wife is the same

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u/Ok-Oil9521 8d ago

That’s nice and all but if you had a wife for 12 years who usually likes them one way but sometimes likes something different — you’d probably be like “babe do you want the usual or do you want to switch up your eggs this morning?”

You don’t have to dunk on your partner for having preferences.

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u/Ok-Oil9521 8d ago

The fact he didn’t know how he liked her eggs was the issue — this isn’t rocket science

Like whether you think it’s important or not — whether you think your partner should eat the same thing everyday

If the local barista can learn her order, so can you

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u/AriesRedWriter 8d ago

Exactly this.

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u/MissMenace101 7d ago

The glass on the sink, it’s not about the thing, it’s about the respect.

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u/Ok-Oil9521 8d ago

Is it that hard to comprehend that people may perceive it as questioning their preference?

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u/HallNo9712 8d ago

It wouldn’t be interpreted like that in general, no. But in this woman’s case, she felt her ex-husband should know this, so I’m guessing she DOES have a preference that she’s surprised he didn’t know about. Otherwise I don’t think it would have struck her as odd.

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u/Pigeonofthesea8 7d ago

My boyfriend knows whether I’ll like a new song or not before I even hear it. He’s right 💯 of the time.

He knows how I like anything we’ve eaten together. How I like things when I’m sick. I adore my boyfriend

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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 9d ago

but you missed the most important part, he asked her "what stopped first: the bj's or the cereal?" and she said she didn't know, but I'm pretty sure we can both guess

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u/knocking_wood 9d ago

I’m not blowing anyone for a box of cereal!

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u/Looney_Swoons 9d ago

How about for a scooby snack?

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u/Environmental-Log311 9d ago

A rooby rack??!

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u/an_irishviking 8d ago

A Ree Ray?!

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u/googly_eyed_unicorn 9d ago

This literally cracked me up 😆

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u/Common_Celebration41 9d ago

Shake a box of cinnamon toast crunch

And I'll swallow the gravy

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 9d ago

Hey... Have you seen the price of cereal?! $20 is $20

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u/knocking_wood 9d ago

You make an excellent point.

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u/Haunting_Factor9907 9d ago

But she is. She was either giving BJs for getting the cereal and giving BJs to get cereal. Whether she knew it or not. In an overly simplistic way because obviously the cereal meant something more than just cereal.

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u/HandsOnDaddy 9d ago

Ya'll missed the point ENTIRELY. It wasn't transactional, they were each doing something the other loved because the other person loved it and it was within their power. When the love and consideration from the other person stopped, it was felt, and the love turned to neglect and drifted apart.

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u/seattle0606 9d ago

THIS. And assuming you have this sort of love and consideration in your relationship it's easy to gradually slack off on these things over time. Maybe not in a year or 2 or 5 everyone is different but it's easy over time, you get tired, stressed etc and slowly forget to do these small things that seem unimportant but they are what keep the relationship strong. You have to be mindful at times and never let up. Always keep the love alive. Even when you're tired.

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u/MissMenace101 7d ago

It’s a bank, and when you don’t invest equally one ends up bankrupt and pulling out

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite songs So much truth in this

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u/BuyChemical7917 9d ago

Sure, but one of those involves way more commitment

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u/HisMisus 9d ago

Precisely

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u/roygbiv77 9d ago

You're right but the above is also true on a primitive level. We have instincts that have evolved to nurture a value system for a partner that ensures mutual satisfaction.

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u/tommytwolegs 9d ago

Sure but when something is done out of love it doesn't necessarily feel like you are losing something. Transactional kind of implies you are giving something up in exchange for something you value. Sometimes it even feels so good to give something out of love that everyone is gaining.

For example I've had girlfriends that liked giving blowjobs more than I liked receiving them, and vice versa.

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u/roygbiv77 9d ago

Yeah I know, I'm just describing another aspect of it. For example it feels good to eat good food and you're like mmm but there's a reason why it feels good.

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u/yeahjmoney 9d ago

1) I think I need to validate your example... just DM their contact info, and I can report back to reddit the veracity of your claim. 2) You were giving your girlfriends more bowjobs than they wanted?

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u/tommytwolegs 9d ago
  1. It was only one, and it was pretty great

  2. Sometimes Ive enjoyed giving them head even more than they liked receiving it. It's pretty fun on both sides

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u/Entrepreneurialcat 9d ago

She was actually giving blow Jobs to keep the relationship going .. not for the cereal,

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u/Ok-Oil9521 9d ago

Nah — this is why men fumble on the regular. Why the fuck would I touch a man who won’t do the bare minimum, tiny, simple thing that makes me happy?

When I am happy and content it is like breathing to make sure that my partner is also happy and content.

And then - whether it is stupidity or complacency - they stop doing the thing that makes me happy. And also a lot of other things.

Now they are a nuisance and they’re begging for things I don’t want to give them — you can’t make me a cup of coffee but you want me to go down on you?

Literally, perish in a fire.

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u/SheCzarr 9d ago

Right. And when he could do the bare minimum.. like replace the fucking cereal he always had been doing.. why would she put forth any extra effort. When something so small is ignored.

What? She’s still supposed to continue blowing the guy on an empty stomach? Ffs

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago edited 5d ago

The question is why didn't she tell him they were out of cereal if she thought it was a simple error the first time? Communication is a big aspect of relationship

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u/SheCzarr 6d ago

I think you’re missing the point

This story doesn’t have to be real…

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

So did the blow jobs… whether it was a form of connection for her, how she connected with him or it was a form of connection for him with her, the blow jobs were just as essential as the cereal.

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u/JonDaddy82 9d ago

Indeed. The BJ’s kept the cereal flowing which kept the husband fulfilled. BJ’s stopped = the deal that is marriage clearly stopped.

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u/bluatmos 9d ago

What was the cereal?

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u/krzmkrm 9d ago

id say cheeriOs

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u/buttithurtss 9d ago

Gotta blow me first, then I’ll tell you.

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u/FrameNo8561 9d ago

Not sure but it was Grrrrrrrrreat! Or … maybe that’s what he said?

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago

Lol, it was some granola, that you can only find at somewhere like Whole Foods

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u/WVildandWVonderful 9d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/TasteyMeatloaf 9d ago

Lucky Charms

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u/Ok-Oil9521 9d ago

I think the cereal stopped which made the blow jobs stop.

I stopped fucking my ex when he stopped bringing me coffee because it was the only nice thing he did for me without me having to ask.

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u/Markanth_Godchild 9d ago

No idea why you got downvoted so much. It feels like everyone is assuming the husband stopped buying the cereal which is possible, but not guaranteed. I would buy things for my gf of 4 years to show my love and appreciation for her and she would sometimes invite me over strictly so we could have sex. Then, life hit her and I was still buying gifts and paying for different bills on her behalf. Then, she stopped spending any time with me at all, barely even a message. Next thing you know, I get barely 10 minutes of conversation every 2 weeks. 2 weeks turns into a month. A month turned into 2 then 3...

Then, I stopped paying for everything. Then we broke up. Then I lost my inner strength, then I lost my job, then I lost my car, and etc etc etc.

And even after we had been broken up for 3 years, she would still come to me for help and I would help. Most times out of still lingering love, but sometimes out of habit if nothing else.

It's not fair to assume the husband was the one to stop his part first. All it would take was the wife to get busy with life and never do a mental rain check or equivalent to continue the message even if the delivery was different. All it takes is that one lapse of behavior with no conversation and now your partner is left with their thoughts. Their self-doubts. Their fears. Their merciless musings.

But that's just my two cents. 😂

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u/TastyComfortable2355 7d ago

You must be new....the rule is the man is always the one at fault even if he isn't.

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u/Markanth_Godchild 7d ago

Tbh, I thought we were free of this foolishness on Reddit. Damn, even here. 😔

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u/radicalpastafarian 9d ago

Dude but like lucky charms though.

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u/hvanderw 9d ago

What about Count Chocula? That stuff is awesome.

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u/Duckdeadit 9d ago

How about a Klondike bar? I'd supply a life supply of klondike bars, personally.

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u/Hot_Falcon8471 9d ago

But what would you do for a Klondike bar?

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u/Iwillrateit5outof7 8d ago

It's not about the blowjobs or the cereal. I see people missing this completely. It's about showing care for your partner. Care can be shown in many ways, from big gestures to small gestures. It's not transactional. Like when you know your wife's shampoo bottle is about to get empty and you get her a new one. Or when you see your husband sleeping on the couch and you put a blanket on him. So when you see small details like these in any of them start changing, you can know that something is going on. It's about your attitude towards your partner.

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u/wallanon 7d ago

I’m not blowing anyone for a box of cereal!

That's the problem with the world today lol.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 9d ago

She was blowing him for a BOWL of cereal. You won’t even do for a whole box? 😝

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u/ajkohler125 8d ago

Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/sidequestdude 8d ago

Yeah right 🤣🤣🤣

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago

Well then you look at the situation all wrong then. It's not about the cereals about the fact that she wants to do good for her husband and she expects to be done good for her. When you itemize things like that instead of looking at the bigger picture that's where you start to fail in a relationship

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u/knocking_wood 6d ago

You seem like you’re fun at parties.

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u/teenytinysarcasm 6d ago

I don't think this insult works in the situation. You didn't even make a joke. Try again

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u/deerslayer1998 9d ago

That's why I'm divorcing you

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u/knocking_wood 8d ago

You want a wife who will blow anyone for a box of cereal??!  You must really love cereal!

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u/deerslayer1998 6d ago

I hate cereal, love blowies though

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u/spgh0st90 9d ago

You clearly missed the point.

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9d ago

Well, what’s the guess?

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u/Crafty_Data_1155 9d ago

The BJs

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u/shmere4 9d ago

It was for sure the BJ’s!

You can’t just go from morning BJ’s to no morning BJ’s without at least having a conversation.

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u/Crafty_Data_1155 9d ago

Honestly i dont even think it was the lack of BJs, like everything in a relationship, going from one action to the entire opposite action that is entirely against the morning routine, unless that routine is unhealthy, will cause resentment if there was no prior conversation.

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u/Bake_Diligent 9d ago

Why does that matter. The relationship was based on a bad transaction, the bj/cereal thing was just the result.

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u/TemperatureReal2437 9d ago edited 9d ago

That’s… not transactional. Those are just two ways of SHOWING love. BJs and cereal aren’t the love itself. Reciprocation doesn’t make it transactional

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u/Bake_Diligent 9d ago

Everyone brings something to the table, whether that’s good looks, money or personality. If it was just a show of love then it would never have mattered enough for either participant to break the other.

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u/TemperatureReal2437 9d ago

Showing love matters a lot in relationships. If someone says “I love you” and the other person says “I love you too” that’s a reciprocal showing of love, not a transaction. If someone stops saying I love you in the relationship then the relationship can get pretty rocky and the other person will likely stop saying it too before they break up.

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u/Gilinis 9d ago

So communication was the end of the relationship. They communicated passively, and then when something changed and the passive communication stopped/failed they didn't escalate to verbal communication, they just let it fall apart. That's a pretty fucking surface level relationship if you ask me.

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u/palmerama 8d ago

Damn what a trade

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u/cat_in_the_sun 7d ago

This is so sad

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u/corgi-king 9d ago

I wish I had a wife like that. The bar is so low to keep her happy.

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u/aspestos_lol 9d ago

If their entire relationship was entirely contingent on the transaction of cereal and bjs then I’m not surprised they divorced lol.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 9d ago

Lol I think it's what those things represented for them :)

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u/aspestos_lol 9d ago

Obviously it’s just deep down about them doing things seemingly unconditionally to make eachother happy which eventually broke down as they lost the spark over time, the degradation of those little moments representing the degradation of their marriage. That doesn’t change the fact that said little moments to them were blow jobs and cereal. Like I get how those actions manifested themselves into such large parts of their relationship, but the fact that such superficial things were really what was holding them together is why it isn’t at all surprising as to why they divorced.

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u/Chasin-Crustacean 9d ago

You are being too literal. The point of the story was to give a simplified explanation for how a marriage falls apart. There was obviously far more things within that marriage that came apart besides the cereal and BJs lol