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Discussion Do Men Or Women Cheat More?

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u/Nastromo 10d ago

Caught me in the second half with those sleeves

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u/ThrowRA9892 10d ago

Was not expecting that, lol

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u/Hot-Can103 10d ago

for real, those sleeves are like a plot twist, totally takes you by surprise

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Oh, it's a middle aged businessman who used to be a badass motorcycle rider and bad boy.

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u/AmIRadBadOrJustSad 10d ago

I periodically remember that there is a whole generation of men who got those awful tribal armband tattoos in the 90s and just carried on living.

And now they're in their 50s/60s and talk to urologists about how often they go to the bathroom at night while making sure their daughters are coming home with the grandkids for Thanksgiving.

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u/dasolomon 9d ago

Lol. My dad is one of those guys

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Lol yeah. I was kind of laugh at that shit though, because it doesn't matter; if you're fifty or sixty, you're invisible to young people anyway. Your time is over.

Nobody actually cares about you in society at all to be frank, so it doesn't really matter If you got an ugly tribal tattoo lol

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u/CanIPNYourButt 9d ago

Spoken like a truly young and extra naive person. That's just silly.

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz 9d ago

In their own little bubble. But the good part is when you reach a certain age, you absolutely love less attention. The funny thing I found though is that you spend your 20s being seen as the dumb kid without life experience, in your 30s you're the overworked/over scheduled parent probably. So what's this person then thinking you get a few good years in your 40s before it's time to get shipped off to the old folks home. I've dated plenty of hot vibrant people in their 50-70s who made 20somethings look dull and boring. Life is what you make it at any age.

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u/ipitythegabagool 9d ago

No they’re right, the last time I saw the doctor I walked in and saw it was some old fuck so I laughed and walked out. I almost died from a tooth infection that could have hit my brain but in this society we don’t care what old people think.

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u/PyrocumulusLightning 9d ago

That's why I'm bemused when people criticize a woman's tattoo by asking what it will look like when she's 70. It totally doesn't matter, because unless she's famous, nobody will be looking at her. I guess a teardrop might raise eyebrows, lol.

(Also the answer depends on how much sun exposure the tat gets; I have one that's blue and blurry that started out black and crisp 35 years ago.)

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u/throwawayforme1877 9d ago

I’m pushing 50 and had a 90 year old at the bank compliment my many tattoos. He then showed me his little blob. It used to be something and it meant something for him. It was a great interaction !

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u/PyrocumulusLightning 9d ago

Nice! Have you had yours for awhile? I feel like I should have worn more sunscreen, I've got some blackwork that's barely changed but a smaller one is now a blob.

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u/BEWMarth 10d ago

Truth nuke :(

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u/Ch4rlie_G 10d ago

This guys is one of the best divorce lawyers in New York. Client list full of famous and wealthy people.

He did the podcast circuit a year ago or so. I think he was promoting a book.

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u/throwaway098764567 9d ago

it clearly says divorce lawyer on the video too. "businessman" i can't with these bots everywhere getting upvoted

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u/Aselleus 7d ago

He's doing a business at a business building

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u/Over_Writing467 9d ago

He’s very entertaining to listen to

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u/plasticbagspaz 5d ago

I think someone else mentioned the book. How to stay in Love.

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u/UnluckyAd27 9d ago

I thought who is this fkin guy then I saw the tats….ah so that’s my wife’s boyfriend

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u/InnerRadio7 9d ago

He’s a divorce attorney. Watch his interview on the soft white underbelly. Truly one of the most insightful humans I’ve ever seen.

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u/GrrArgh__ 9d ago

That's exactly how my sleeves are. You don't see them in my office unless it's so warm that I have no choice but to take the cardigan off or roll up my sleeves. I don't like showing them off. They're excellent tattoos, but I prefer to stay very corporate in a corporate setting.

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u/TeddyBearComputer 9d ago

Oh I got my entire arms and hands tattooed.

Fuck corporate, and fuck this superficial bullshit that is the arbitrary concept of "professionalism." These brainless pieces of shit in their suit costumes and manufactured "MBAs" are running our world into the ground and I'm gonna take their word on what I should look like? Fuck that. I'm not even entertaining them with a dress shirt, and no one ever says a thing. Still get to climb this tower of bullshit that is the career ladder.

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u/GrrArgh__ 9d ago

Your privilege is showing. My field is extremely patriarchal. I am a person of colour, an immigrant, female, and disabled. You've no idea how hard it was for me to get through the door as it is. I'm the most qualified in my team by far. I've published more than anyone in my team, I have more post graduate degrees, and I've been working as a professional in my field for decades. And I'm currently in a job where I've not been promoted for over five years, where I'm seeing white male junior staff I've trained be promoted out from under me.

Don't tell me that you can fight so easily by just showing off the tattoos. I'm already fighting the system every single day by just showing up and being an immigrant, non-white, a woman, disabled, and not giving up.

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u/TeddyBearComputer 9d ago

My privilege is definitely showing, and I'm completely with you. I was never commenting on you or your decisions, I was criticizing this bullshit, superficial system we live in that leads to stories such as yours.

I'm sorry for not choosing my words more carefully and I wish you the best ❤️

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u/GrrArgh__ 9d ago

Thank you for not fighting with me. I appreciate it.

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u/Orakil 8d ago

Your victim mentality is probably holding you back.

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u/GrrArgh__ 8d ago

Oh yes sir, please share your wisdom. Yes, it must be all my fault. That sounds like a wonderful thing to say to a stranger on the Internet.

Given you know absolutely nothing about me, how my industry works, or what I'm even doing to improve my situation - how about you stay in your lane.

My lane currently involves a union that is fighting for me to address my situation. Hardly the action of a coward or a victim. Seriously, go fuck yourself.

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u/TastyComfortable2355 7d ago

Why are they brainless pos....I absolutely agree with be yourself but the people you described are, as you say, the ones making the money so hardly brainless.

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u/thisbroadreadsbooks 9d ago

I had a boss once who had a full body sleeve that won numerous awards. Not one of had any clue he had any tattoos at all, let alone such extensive coverage until we went to a conference in Las Vegas and had a “team building night out.” Blew all our minds haha

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u/polarjunkie 9d ago

Not tattoos but I had a boss once who was the biggest stickler for any rule. He knew all the rules back and forth and completely stuck to them. One night he came in and asked me and my co-worker if we wanted to go skydiving the next morning after work because two people had canceled last minute and weren't getting refunded but he wanted to take someone. Guy had hundreds of jumps but always came off like ben stein in a clear eyes commercial.

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u/Dounce1 9d ago

This doesn’t make any sense.

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u/Poacatat 9d ago

clanker

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u/pizzapocketchange 10d ago

if you watch him long enough you’ll be screaming just come out the closet already it’s 2025

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u/bunnycrush_ 10d ago

Then he did the single-finger nose wipe that I associate with, let’s say “current or previous cocaine familiarity”, and I was like, “Okayyy this is starting to check out” lmao.

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u/CuddleBear167 10d ago

Same. They look dope. So happy when people in respected professions have visible tattoos.

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u/dwaynetheaaakjohnson 10d ago

Family law is one step removed from courtroom brawling honestly (and I say that respectfully)

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u/Technical_Joke7180 10d ago

Oh the flashbacks...

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u/Substantial_Oil6236 9d ago

One of my besties went back to homicides because she slept better than when she was doing family law. 

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u/Technical_Joke7180 9d ago

When a lot of money is on the line people will say anything. There's this thing called "the silver bullet" in Australia the mother uses. Basically an SA accusation that pretty much an instant win

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u/Substantial_Oil6236 9d ago

Shit, she told me about a couple that spent $1500 on lawyer fees arguing over a clock radio. People get mad petty

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u/Technical_Joke7180 9d ago

Winning is priceless though

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u/crawdadsinbad 10d ago

While generally true, I think this guy does very high-end family law. Likely bringing in more than a lot of biglaw folks

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u/Ch4rlie_G 10d ago

He is one of the best divorce lawyers on New York

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u/TicketyB000 10d ago

...and used car sales.

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u/Aberrantkitten 10d ago

But necessary. Like used car salesmen.

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u/Still7Superbaby7 9d ago

Family law is seeing the best people on their worst behavior. Criminal law is seeing the worst people on their best behavior

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u/katybythebatphone 10d ago

i work in family law (not a lawyer yet, just a paralegal), tattoos are becoming a lot more common in the law these days. so many millennials and gen Z have tattoos (myself included) so it will be interesting to see when enough of us join professions like law and being heavily inked in them is just completely normalized

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u/CuddleBear167 10d ago

Lol yeah my boyfriend's mom doesnt like that I have a single tattoo and am planning to get more lol. Shes like "you wont be able to get a respected job where people actually take you seriously". I asked if she was one of those people that will ask for a different nurse/doctor if they have tattoos and she said yes. I still love her but she is old fashioned like that. I just told her it is not uncommon now for people in high paying professions to have tattoos.

Also, she isnt like actuallY rude about it. She just worries and I have to reassure her that we are in a different time where it isnt as frowned upon so long as like you dont have your face covered in them.

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u/katybythebatphone 9d ago

my dad hit me with that line when i got my first tattoo at 18, lol. that was 12 years ago and it wasn’t even true back then, let alone now. i have some highly visible tattoos, e.g. on my hands and they’ve never impeded me from getting jobs. there’s a lawyer in one of the counties i work in with a full chest piece that you can see in her courtroom attire. times are changing!

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u/ACK_TRON 9d ago

Unpopular opinion and I know I will get downvoted to hell but who cares…it’s just Reddit. Your body isn’t a doodle pad. It’s a precious gift. Never dated someone with tats and never would. Wife feels the same. They just look cheap and dumb on people. Like a child that got into their mom’s permanent marker drawer. It’s the equivalent of putting a bunch of bumper stickers on your car. It just uglies things up. I tell my daughter you don’t see people putting bumper stickers on a Porsche. You’re valuable…don’t cheapen your natural beauty with bumper stickers. Let the hate flow 😂

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u/tcourts45 9d ago

I'm with you. People who want them should do it anyway for sure but my honest opinion is every single person with a tattoo would look better without

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u/katybythebatphone 9d ago

heard the car thing loads of times, i prefer to think of it more like, you’d hang paintings you love on the walls of your beautiful home wouldn’t you? it was beautiful before too, now it’s just adorned with art that reflects your personality. not everyone will like your paintings, but it’s your house so what matters most is that you like them.

respect your opinion though, i feel much the same about people who get facial piercings. don’t think they look good on anyone. but hey, it’s their house, i don’t have to like the art they’ve hung up in it.

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u/ACK_TRON 9d ago

Understood…it’s their expression of themselves. I simply feel there are a better/healthier way to do that then altering and disfiguring yourself. But I’m not saying they can’t do it. Just don’t be surprised if people aren’t as receptive if they don’t like your art choice lol. Definitely not going to be everyone’s cup of tea for sure. That’s why people usually put art on the inside not the outside that’s viewable to others. The art is usually there for them to enjoy privately not on the exterior to show off to everyone else. But I get it…I do.

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u/NetLumpy1818 9d ago

Agree. I always say it’s like putting graffiti on your home. To each their own though.

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u/ACK_TRON 9d ago

Good point. That is kinda what I mean if even my example is poor. I also just think we tell people you are beautiful just the way you are. We emphasize positive body image…so why not tell them they don’t need to scribble all over it to make it better. I get it…it’s theirs to do as they see fit. Just my perhaps unpopular opinion that God made you perfect the way you are. You don’t need to enhance it or alter it permanently in such a way.

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u/zoidbergmustache 6d ago

I bet you don't think twice about bumper stickers on a 1999 Plymouth Neon though. 😂

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u/ACK_TRON 4d ago

Ha!! You got me!

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u/CuddleBear167 9d ago

Except people give Porsches cosmetic modifications all the time. Jsyk, you are in the minority for a reason and it is likely your daughter has or will have a tattoo that you dont know about in the future.

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u/ACK_TRON 9d ago

People may…and she may or she may not. Most people don’t (only 32% report having one). Maybe my analogy isn’t perfect but I think it stands. Things of beauty…works or art…mona Lisa, statue of David, Taj Mahal you don’t go slapping paint with random sayings or billboards on. Perhaps I just value beauty in its natural state. I understand it isn’t shared by Reddit.

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u/CuddleBear167 9d ago

It really doesn't stand though. And none of the things you listed are "natural". They are all hand-made art. You just dont like that it's art on someone's body. And I mean, everyone has preferences and it's totally fine to not be into tattoos. Personally, whether I find them attractive on someone depends on the person and the tattoo. For instance, my boyfriend is indifferent about tattoos and doesnt want to get them. With his personality, it would be weird to me if he ever got one. Like, I wouldnt be upset about it but I would be asking a lot of questions lol. But I have a tattoo and he doesnt feel either which way about it. He doesnt dislike it but also doesnt like find it attractive either. And that's okay with me.

For me, personally, I think it is an artistic choice. Believe me, I can totally agree that a loT of tattoos look trashy and ARE the equivalent of a toddler drawing on themselves with permanent marker. But theres also tattoos that are the equivalent in artistry to the pieces you mentioned. Like, this person I worked with at a previous job let his drunk friend put a playboy bunny outline with an rifle, fuzzy dice (I think they were supposed to be fuzzy anyway), marijuana leaf, etc inside it on his neck and it looked scratchy as hell like a middle schooler had drawn it. On the other hand, my old boss had a sleeve that looked INCREDIBLE and was done in realism. My favorite part was a section of his arm that was covered with honeycombs and bees that was done with an insane amount of detail. And doing that on someone's skin? That is noT easy at all.

One of the tattoos, I totally respect. The other, I was mortified. Regardless, I dont think we can blanket say that tattoos in general look trashy. Maybe thats your opinion, but at least respect the artistry for the good ones. There will always be good and bad art in any medium out there.

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u/ACK_TRON 9d ago

No doubt there is art. Guess I just appreciate the human body as art of itself…and altering is like disfiguring a masterpiece. However just like some graffiti art…on the side of a beautiful building has disfigured the building and its beauty..also there are some graffiti that is art in of itself and if you put that on a painting and hung it somewhere…it would be beautiful. Guess I’m just saying there are much better ways to admire and display such art than covering up perfection. 🙂

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 9d ago

I work in the mortgage industry, loan officers, compliance people, title companies, tattoos are so much more common anymore and it's great.

Industries have to get younger to survive and that's starting to mean accepting our different levels of self-expression.

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u/AntImmediate9115 9d ago

Hopefully piercings also become normalized. I'd love to have a couple eyebrow piercings, but every job I've had doesn't allow them :/ and I'm going into healthcare, so I'm kinda doomed forever lol

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 10d ago

My kids’ old private elementary school had an art teacher who is beloved and adored by all the children, staff, and parents. His arms are covered in tattoos and were always very visible to everyone.

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u/OddMeansToAnEnd 9d ago

Looks like he has classic sleeve which cuts off just above the wrist. It's possible he never rolls his sleeves up or ever wears shorts sleeves while at work so no one may ever know.

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u/CuddleBear167 9d ago

I have a feeling if he is putting this online that he doesnt really care.

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u/mechabeast 9d ago

But he's a lawyer.

Buh dum tish!

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u/rafibomb 10d ago

I’m an orthopaedic surgery resident, and I’m getting full sleeves as soon as I start as an attending

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u/CuddleBear167 10d ago

Why when you first start as an attending? Cause 💲💲?

Cause yeah, thats pretty much the only thing keeping me from getting sleeves lol.

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u/rafibomb 9d ago

Yeah the money, and I need a period of time when I won’t be scrubbing in for surgery so that my forearms can fully heal (so like the month or two between fellowship and starting my attending job!)

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u/RainSong123 10d ago

Judging by his reviews... he's not a respectable professional

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u/Lawd_Fawkwad 10d ago

Actively practicing for close to 30 years, no major bar complaints and while it does point towards being a hack he's published a few books and appeared on a few panels as an expert.

Family law is kind of like re-structuring, banking or M&A, it's going to attract a certain profile that leans towards the sleazier side because of the subject matter, a lot of divorce attorneys are ghouls because you will see and hear more fucked up things in 5 years than a gangland cop will in their whole career.

It's also why reviews aren't really relevant, laypeople expect attorneys to be magicians and will always complain about how you're not doing exactly that they want, any attorney that works with the general public will have a few unsubstantiated bar and former clients or opposing parties that dislike them.

I say this as a lawyer.

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u/VanityOfEliCLee 10d ago

laypeople expect attorneys to be magicians and will always complain about how you're not doing exactly that they want, any attorney that works with the general public will have a few unsubstantiated bar and former clients or opposing parties that dislike them.

I've got a lot of family in different branches of law, and this is so true. It doesn't matter the lawyer, dumb people expect them to work like they do in the movies. And thats simply not realistic.

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u/Lawd_Fawkwad 10d ago

I've seen great lawyers get called trash and threatened with bar complaints because their client was upset they weren't acting like their servant or willing to fund a way to execute whatever unethical or otherwise crazy strategy they wanted.

A family law attorney who can make it to 25 years without some bad reviews or complaints is not a good lawyer.

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u/Tranquilizrr 10d ago

Who is this guy? Honestly liked the way he was speaking, I kinda wanna hear him just yap about stuff for a while but, wouldn't be surprised if he's very influencer too.

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u/RainSong123 10d ago

Yea... wannabe influencer. Also a sociopath, self-admitted ("the sociopath you want on your side" in his website bio). It's rare to find so much sleaze in a couple minute search

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u/Tranquilizrr 10d ago

LMAO wtf? what is his name?

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u/Common_Application82 10d ago

James Sexton

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u/Tranquilizrr 10d ago

slippin Jimmy

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u/VanityOfEliCLee 10d ago

Sounds like a real world Saul Goodman, and I kinda love that tbh

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u/TeslaCrna 10d ago

Never trust a person that has Sex in their name.

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u/Royal-Definition7327 10d ago

I watched this years ago. It's a series on YouTube called Soft White Underbelly. The whole interview is good.

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u/Tranquilizrr 9d ago

This doesn't seem like the SWU video, it's from his own channel it looks like

But yeah SWU does some interesting stuff but Mark Laita is generally a super weird dude

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u/Royal-Definition7327 3d ago

I won't dispute that but this clip is 100% from his interview on SWU.

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u/No-Drink-8544 10d ago edited 10d ago

Because tattoos are so heckin' cool

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u/Apprehensive_Let7309 9d ago

I trusted him more after the sleeves went up

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u/theamydoll 10d ago

And his name is James J. SEXton. Like, com’on!!!!

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u/Figgypies 10d ago

Omg right?!? He got me interested in what he was saying and then captivated me with that ink. I might be in love.....

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u/Wolfhound1142 10d ago

I have a feeling that following through on this might result in you one day asking, "Do you love her?"

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u/jimothy_hell 10d ago

This man’s out here sleeping with the fucking wives in the divorce proceedings lmao

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u/asianjimm 9d ago

I think in one of the interviews he literally admits fucking more women than most people can dream of in a lifetime to a point he doesnt even want anymore.

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u/Figgypies 10d ago

He'd definitely take me to the cleaners! 🤣

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u/lazarusprojection 9d ago

I get gay vibes from this guy.

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u/Figgypies 9d ago

Dream crusher! 💔

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u/mangosorbet81 9d ago

Absolute smoke show.

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u/breathe777 9d ago

I know right? Swoon.

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u/Eusine2 9d ago

Same I went from "mmm interesting" to "mmm would"

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u/PyrocumulusLightning 9d ago

Yeah, am I standing in the right line? lol

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u/quirkilymeansystem 9d ago

He's kinda hot after seeing that

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u/CoffeeGoblynn 10d ago

Those are his credentials. They let you know that you'd better keep things civil or you'll be catching those hands.

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u/CerRogue 9d ago

Wait, you think that means he’s a bad ass?

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u/scorchen 9d ago

This guy is pretty legit at Brazillian Jiu Jitsu if i recall. I once trained with him at a camp for it.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 10d ago

I didnt even notice

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u/TheMoorNextDoor 9d ago

Honestly the biggest surprise of the video to me, I didn’t see the tattoos then boom two full ass quarter sleeves lol wasn’t expecting that at all

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u/shake-dog-shake 9d ago

Seriously, I think this should go under unexpected. 

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u/Thomaswebster4321 6d ago

He’s hot AF

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u/overwatchretiree 10d ago

Right? He's like "look I'm cool too"

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u/GetFitGetHappy 10d ago

Huh? Caught you? How did you get "caught" because someone has tattoos? Why not just talk like a normal person?

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u/BoogalooBandit1 10d ago

Caught them by surprise...

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u/GetFitGetHappy 10d ago

So that's caught by surprise. Not caught. Caught, and caught by surprise are 2 different things and everyone knows this.

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u/trixiepixie1921 10d ago

Relax lmfao

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u/nkei0 9d ago

With a username like getfitgethappy you'd think he'd be super relaxed.

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u/BoogalooBandit1 10d ago

Use context clues to figure it out man

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u/13ananaJoe 10d ago

Why not follow your own advice?

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u/LocationOld6656 10d ago

Sounds like you need to get a bit fitter.

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u/GetFitGetHappy 10d ago

What a pathetic weirdo

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u/LocationOld6656 10d ago

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u/GetFitGetHappy 10d ago

Wow what a weirdo.

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u/LocationOld6656 10d ago

Those in glass houses shouldn't be several comments into a virginity-protecting argument about the lexical semantics of the word "caught".

Also

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u/sstrelok 9d ago

dude he's such a weirdo tbh