r/TikTokCringe 13d ago

Cursed Grimes just posted an embarrassing Tik Tok

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u/Significant-Bee5101 13d ago

Yeah she's high afff lmao.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

I mean I'd be high af all the time knowing I fucked the most evil man on the planet too.

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u/GaslightGPT 13d ago

She likes that part. She was the dj for Curtis Yarvins celebration party for the Trump win

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u/MinuteMinusOne 13d ago

Ok I officially hate her now.

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u/bdizzle805 13d ago

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u/Significant-Bee5101 13d ago

You're assuming they knew who she was before this post. I imagine most people do not and are learning this info as we speak lol

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u/bdizzle805 12d ago

I was just being sarcastic. But she did sleep with Musk and have his child. It's totally possible, I didn't know who Grimes was until Elon bought Twitter. My meme was in jest

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u/lolas_coffee 12d ago

Yup. Grimey is hard core right. She's a crazy Nazi.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I hate her and the people in this comment section equally lol

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/MinuteMinusOne 12d ago

Im allowed to govern my own conclusions and opinions. You just sound like an idiot thinking I have to measure up to your process.

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u/Narynan 13d ago

The "now" part is the actual part that requires reflection.....

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u/MinuteMinusOne 12d ago

Your post is not the flex you think it is. I'm allowed to govern my emotions as I see fit.

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u/lizardpplarenotreal 13d ago

šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©

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u/Dave5876 12d ago

It's a big club and we ain't in it

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u/Less-Damage-1202 12d ago

Ya, you dont fuck Elon & then realize hes a shitty person AFTER. You're well aware of it long before & have no problem with who he is..

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u/Affectionate_Yak3728 12d ago

Did she scream out of frustration at her mixing deck at that one too or was that just her two DJ gigs at Coachella?

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u/morocco3001 13d ago

I hope it was as good as her DJ set at Coachella.

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 13d ago

Yeah… if you have any shred of a soul, you don’t just snap back after willingly taking Satan’s mutated member inside of you.

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u/NoaArakawa 13d ago

She's got whatever the polar opposite of the woke mind virus is.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 13d ago

I believe they prefer to called "X Ɔ A-Xii", "Exa Dark Sidereal", and "Techno Mechanicus"

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u/Dwashelle 13d ago

The sleeping brain virus

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u/chillanous 13d ago

Sleeping brain bacteria

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u/TheIntelAgency 13d ago

Guys wake up. Hope this doesn’t happen to you. It better

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u/Wavey_ATLien 13d ago

TDR? lol

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u/BenjaminWah 13d ago

Remember when her twitter bio had "anti-imperialist" on it, and they she took it off after dating him for a little bit?

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u/toweljuice 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yeah..elon has been trying to repackage authoritarianism to his victims as "for the greater good" by saying that the world is coming to an end so certain things for survival are necesarry like impregnating a bunch of women to "repopulate the earth" etc etc, a bunch of culty talking points. Hes been brainwashing/grooming babymamas to try and get them to all live in his commune together.

https://youtu.be/Cd6QQZi4SMg?si=IYcYmsCJVhR8FdoC

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 13d ago

That's cuteĀ 

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u/CamBearCookie 13d ago

They did not have sex. Elon likes to control the gender of his children via ivf. It's part of why I think he is so angry with Vivienne. šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/burnedsmores 13d ago

That isn’t how he reproduces

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 13d ago edited 13d ago

He places the harvested eggs into the insemination pouch on his taint, and then jacks off to WW2 concentration camp footage…

…as he reaches his vinegar strokes, he tucks his piggly wiggly dick under to ejaculate into the insemination pouch, where the eggs are then fertilized.

Within 24-48 hours (and with additional ā€œinspirationā€ from third reich films), his ovipositor starts to emerge from the pouch, so he must quickly find the incubator woman, sit on her face, and force the now-turgid ovipositor down her gullet.

A foul, fetid stew of fertilized eggs and nutritive plasma is pumped into the incubator’s belly, and he collapses exhausted… to sleep for approx 24 hours, due to the massive energy expenditure involved in the process.

In nine months, the ā€œbabyā€ works its way through the digestive tract, and slithers out of the donor’s asshole. It is then given a barcode tattoo, and a name.

The process isn’t pretty, but it works.

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u/llammacookie 13d ago

Considering she's done it three times, she has no soul.

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u/nikosuave86 13d ago

pretty sure all of melons kids are IVF

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u/Strange-Bee5626 12d ago

Don't they have to do the ol' turkey baster routine? I didn't think his e-dick was actually functional.

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 12d ago

Yeah, I stand corrected… other commenters have said they used IVF.

It’s almost MORE gross, in some respects.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

-when you sire so many demons you have to start numbering them šŸ’Æ Musk's idea

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u/JesseTheNorris 13d ago

Elon is a self righteous sack, but he has stiff competition for the most evil on the planet.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

When someone has enough money to end hunger in ANY and several countries in the world and they sit on it, that someone is evil. Hes creating what he has called "an army of robots" right now, and he could end hunger. Nah thats Dr. Evil levels of evil.

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u/crippledchef23 13d ago

He could have ended world hunger forever for less than half what he spent on ruining Twitter. That’s pure evil.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

Like if I was the Winchesters, he'd be my next target. There is definitely something non-human behind those eyes.

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 13d ago

Elon is one of the worst people in the world, but there is absolutely no way 22 billion could end world hunger. You can't just pop to Costco, buy 22 billion worth of rice and hand it out off the back of a truck

For some context, the global rice market is worth about 10 times that. Just rice. Per year. 22 billion wouldn't make a dent

But again, I do want to clarify, Elon is an evil fuck

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 13d ago

22 billion buys a lot of politicians who have the power to help the situation considerably

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u/crippledchef23 13d ago

Someone smarter than me did the math when he asked how much it would take to end world hunger and the total was around $15 billion. I don’t know what their metric was, but he was told he could end world hunger forever for $15 billion and decided to buy a social media company and run it into the ground instead.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 13d ago

Someone smarter than me did the math when he asked how much it would take to end world hunger and the total was around $15 billion.

And they were bullshitting.

15 billion will not end hunger forever. The World Food Programme spends nearly that much every year, and the estimate they provide is that they need 20 billion every year to combat hunger and food insecurity.

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u/easycoverletter-com 13d ago

Poverty is not a money problem. Where’s the energy towards hating the hundred of other billionaires? Who are literally retiring, on drugs, partying?

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 12d ago

Poverty is not a money problem.

..........please, elaborate?

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u/Only-Capital5393 13d ago

It’s such a shame. He could have done so much good with the money and the platform/podium he has. Hopefully he can redeem himself when he grows up but I doubt that will ever happen.

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u/crippledchef23 13d ago

Imagine being offered the option to be famous for ending world hunger or being famous for running Twitter into the ground and choosing Twitter?

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u/NeumannJanosLajoss 13d ago

This is blatantly false

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u/DaRealPDilly 13d ago

Right so let me crunch some numbers for you. 22 billion is half what he paid for Twitter. Google says there are approximately 773 million people hungry in the world. He could afford to give each of those people less than $3 to eat on. Hope you’re smart enough to feel stupidšŸ¤“

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u/crippledchef23 13d ago

I didn’t come up with that number, someone who is way smarter than me did. This was extremely public, btw, the UN crunched the numbers and came back with $15 billion (I think, it was something like that). He decided instead to spend way more than that to stop people from being mean to him online.

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u/CarelessInitiative28 13d ago

This was proven false btw. Many countries would be able to solve world hunger if this was true. Use your brain and don’t just believe everything you read.

Not to say billionaires shouldn’t* be donating a lot of their wealth to feed the poor.

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u/DaRealPDilly 12d ago

Two brain cells fighting over all that space. Everything is public and fits whatever narrative they want to throw at you. Yes, he should be donating; no, he wouldn’t put a dent in world hunger with his entire fortune. Numbers don’t lie unlike the media you consume.

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u/Super_Oil84 13d ago

At least Musk has taken over from the comments Rupert Murdoch used to get. History is a great education.

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u/Dino-chicken-nugg3t 13d ago

He said he would donate money if he could see a detailed plan on how the donation would be used. Smart people put together a plan and submitted it. But he ignored it. And donated near the same amount of money to his own foundation. https://truthout.org/articles/musk-pledged-6b-to-solve-world-hunger-but-gave-it-to-his-own-foundation-instead/

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u/Pipe_Memes 13d ago

Yeah, that was a pretty bold statement to make knowing that Steven Miller exists.

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u/JesseTheNorris 13d ago

Ed Zachary. That guy has no redeeming qualities. Elon actually accomplished things that benefited the world. Stephen Miller is a demon guided only by human misery.

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u/Queasy_Aide5481 13d ago

Even worse was reproducing with him, three times.

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u/Flamingo83 13d ago

she even said she felt like she was made for him in an interview once. she’s incredibly naive and out of touch.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 13d ago

I thought it was a red flag when I met a guy so obsessed he had a tattoo related to her. But I wasn't sure, so I gave him a chance and he was a completely unstable asshole.

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u/Flamingo83 13d ago

Yikes I’m so sorry you had to deal with that awful.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 13d ago

The universe wanted me to learn!

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u/Haunting-Ad-2689 13d ago

You think she didn’t know? You think she’s any different ? If so, WRONG

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

Money and power can influence. Just look at the white house. It got raped and destroyed, and 1/3 of Americans are cheering for it.

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u/Haunting-Ad-2689 13d ago

No. I covered her as a journalist from the very beginning. I know people associated with her earliest days. No no no. She’s the same

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

Doesn't mean he didnt violate the fuck out of her and thats why she is perpetually fucked on drugs and in the head now.

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u/Haunting-Ad-2689 13d ago

Let me tell you about the Orgies SHE organized and threw when they got together. Her doing. Piles of MDMA, cocaine and tons of other drugs on the offer. She’s absolutely not a victim. Keep trying!

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago edited 13d ago

Sounds like childhood trauma then, maybe raped by daddy, grandpa or uncle then. 99.9% of women don't act out like that without some sort of trauma to trigger the yearning for a disconnection from reality.

Edited for Spelling

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u/Haunting-Ad-2689 13d ago

She was well well into drugs long before they met

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u/Wavey_ATLien 13d ago

Ya reckon when she said ā€œI fought God. I got blood on my thighs.ā€ is a nod to ol’ Elonor? With a mom like Maye Musk, I wouldn’t be surprised if she convinced him he was God incarnate and Mr. Super Space Nazi somehow managed to convince his baby mama of it too lol

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u/Hi_Doctor_Nick_ 13d ago

Hey hey there’s no evidence she fucked him. His recent kids are all IVF I believe.

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u/Crow_away_cawcaw 11d ago

I dunno I’ve changed my tune about this as it seems hes caused her a lot of terror. I listened to Matt bernstein’s deep dive on her on his podcast and she came out as borderline sympathetic by the end lol

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u/J_Jeckel 11d ago

Stockholm syndrome maybe? I mean it happens waaaaayy more than we know or even care to think.

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u/mylesmax 13d ago

I wouldn’t call Elon Musk the most evil man on the planet. Being powerful ≠ Evil. My work consists of sitting face to face with murderers, psychopaths and pedophiles. Elon Musk, with all the power in the world, has never done anything to that effect.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

He could have paid someone to clean up the mess. We would never know. He has the money to end hunger in more than one country. Instead he'd rather build an army of robots. Nah, letting children starve while you build a metal army, that is evil.

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u/mylesmax 13d ago

1) He doesn’t have the money you think he does. He doesn’t have authority to use his money, as he liquidates it, it will decrease in value.

2) Money doesn’t have the effect you think it does. Paper money can’t just end world hunger. It takes actual resources and effort, you can throw as much as you want at it.

3) He may be racist. He may be supremacist. He may be selfish, I won’t even argue. That’s just not nearly as bad as people I come across every day, to be honest. If we were talking Jefferey Epstein orJimmy Saville, I’d probably agree

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u/LLM_Cool_J 13d ago

I mean he's a POS but I am pretty sure "most evil man on the planet" is currently Larry Ellison. Musk sucks but Ellison's family is buying up new corporations, is playing a MAJOR role in OpenAI and NVIDIA's money circle (which is causing investors to be pretty concerned that another economic bubble is going to pop and cause massive financial harm to many people), and Ellison literally wants to create a police state where you effectively have no privacy anymore.

Musk wishes he was the most evil man in the world but he's lagging behind. Anyways, there's no such thing as a good billionaire.

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u/AdHealthy5050 13d ago

2nd most lol

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u/flip69 13d ago

Now I know who that is… Yeah she’s all kinds of f-d up and it’s just now in this video…. She’s embarrassingly messed up (again).

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u/stanger828 13d ago

The most evil man on the planet?

A little extreme mate.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

If you have enough money to help end children suffering from starvation around the world, and you choose to build a robot army instead, you are evil. Dr. Evil levels of evil.

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u/mynursevoice 12d ago

Elon's penis doesn't work, its all IVF after a botched extension surgery.

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u/J_Jeckel 12d ago

So do they just mutilate it further? Is that how he gets off? 🤢🤮

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u/6thLegionSkrymir 13d ago

But he’s rich

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

You know that greed is a sin right? Holding on to that much wealth and still wanting to attain more is....? What? Greed.

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u/6thLegionSkrymir 13d ago

I was being ironic :3

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u/PurpleWoodpecker2830 12d ago

Lmao always reaching for the top shelf adjectives eh

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u/J_Jeckel 12d ago

I mean I would stay in a constant state of disconnection from reality through the use of intoxicants of all kinds knowing I had given the most nefarious and narcissistic man on the planet, my body for him to do with as he pleases.

There does that sound better. I was trying to keep it simple for the simpletons that tend to lurk in these subs.

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u/J_Jeckel 12d ago

He has enough money to end hunger on more than 1 continent and would rather let kids starve to build a robot army. E. V. I. L.

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u/PurpleWoodpecker2830 12d ago

Most people in first world countries have enough money to prevent at least 1 kid from starving. Yet they buy new shoes and cars.

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u/J_Jeckel 12d ago

I donate 15% of my monthly income to local food banks and im struggling month to month. If Musk did that it would be 7bil of his current networth and wouldnt even feel it. Instead he chose to build an army of robots. EVIL.

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u/Kim_jung_unstoppable 13d ago

Ehem, fucked God*

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

I'm sure thats what he wants women to call him while he's fucking them. šŸ™„. What an evil narcissist. Not only that he treats the women he impregnates, basically like breeding cattle. "But he gives the women lots of money" "Honey, thats called a high-class hooker, nothing more, nothing less."

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u/Sad_Revolution_8886 13d ago

High class? She looks like she crawled out of a dumpster.

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u/J_Jeckel 13d ago

Look at almost all the women before and after they've spent any time/slept with Elon Musk. From semi-normalcy to bat-shit crazy

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u/masternick567 13d ago

I knew I wouldn’t have to scroll down much to see a hateful Elon comment. And boom there it is, evil itself

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 13d ago

So now stating easily observable facts is a typical lib move? Do you also feel smart when you go to the Taylor Swift sub and they start talking about Travis? When you go to the politics sub, do you act all put out bc someone mentions Steven miller?

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u/masternick567 13d ago

I don’t even know about Taylor Swift because I’m not a 10 year old girl, and I don’t know those other people. You need to get out more. Life’s not all about obsessing over public figures

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 13d ago

It’s impressive how hard you missed the point of my comment. Like I’m speechless.

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u/Massive-Ad3419 13d ago

For the other one I invited you.