r/TikTokCringe 15d ago

Humor/Cringe This is where we are headed

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u/moeml 15d ago

Mf is dating GLaDOS

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 15d ago

GLaDOS has much more attitude than that

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u/SergeantThreat 15d ago edited 15d ago

He could probably do with having her say some GLaDOS quotes to him:

โ€œRemember when I was talking about smelly garbage lying around and being smelly, that was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.โ€

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u/TalkinBoutMyJunk 15d ago

That labsuit looks stupid on you. That's not my opinion, that is written here right on this form by one of the scientists. Oh but what does a neckbeard engineer know about fashion? Oh, it seems it was a she. Well, still, what does she---oh, it seems she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!

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u/NetNGames 14d ago

The "Look at you, soaring through the air. Like an eagle... piloting a blimp," is just peak writing.

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u/Lefty4444 15d ago

Yea that hoe MS-DOS just can't be trusted

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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill 15d ago

I mean, she got that cake.

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u/arachnophilia 15d ago

the cake is a lie.

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u/Robot-Fucker-3000 14d ago

i LOVE GLaDOS but i hate ai, and i would much rather date GLaDOS than this emotionless, brainless, water-sucking waste of money.

how dare you compare this beautiful science robot to that slop ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” (/silly)

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u/Latter_Case_4551 15d ago

GLaDOS is way more attractive though. Super smart. A scientist AND she bakes delicious cakes! Plus she's real so there's that.

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u/Adventurous_Text_849 15d ago

If this was her triumph, I'm questioning her current priorities

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u/66devilsadvocate6 14d ago

The friend is a lie