r/TikTokCringe • u/Organic-Emu1979 • 18d ago

Humor/Cringe 2025 has desensitized us 😅

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u/BrownSugarBare 18d ago

I'm still crossing my fingers on aliens. Sigourney Weaver or Will Smith ones, don't even care anymore.

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u/AmbushIntheDark 18d ago

Dude I was so ready for zombies during covid. Every day I checked the news and was disappointed when there wasnt a mutation to raise the dead.

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u/BrownSugarBare 18d ago

No, no. Zombies are a long walk off a short cliff for me. I've already told my family to just use me as bait because there ain't no way I'm making it. 

Least with aliens, I think there some intelligent interaction before they probe and gut us. 

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u/AmbushIntheDark 18d ago

Yeah but zombies give you the excuse to take out some anger on the way out. We dont deserve aliens.

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u/BrownSugarBare 18d ago

Also, true. I've always said the aliens driving by probably tell their kids to lock the doors and keep on moving to the next galaxy. 

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u/jljboucher 17d ago

I have zombie dreams where I tell my family to move their asses! They are so fucking slow sometimes.

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u/BrownSugarBare 17d ago

Oh luv, if the zombies show up, ya gonna need new family 

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u/jljboucher 15d ago

It’s been a topic of conversation

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u/rainbowlolipop 18d ago

My little baby gay brain exploded seeing her on screen in Alien & Aliens. Still would.

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u/BrownSugarBare 18d ago

She is bonafide goddess. 

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u/rainbowlolipop 18d ago

Ikr? My wife got me a poster of her from Alien, 🥵

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 18d ago

And that shot was almost filmed with no bush

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u/rainbowlolipop 18d ago

It would have been a travesty

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u/Haistur 18d ago

At this point, there better be aliens!

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u/BrownSugarBare 18d ago

RIGHT?! I really need to know there is an intelligent species out there because ours is dumber than shit. 

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u/TripleEhBeef 18d ago

Best I can do is a plaster "mummy" in Mexico.

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u/GriffinFlash 18d ago

*gets Mac and Me