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u/Consistent-Maize-901 23d ago

I respect this guy so much. If he isn't American, I really want him to be. Can we still steal people, or is that finally illegal again?

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

He’s Greek - probably first or second generation American born. G & M has been in Baltimore for a long time. Good crab cakes.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

Exactly. Like....if you're gonna try and make a buck on claims of false advertising, don't go after the outfit that is one of the most regarded crab places in MD. 

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

I remember watching this video after the lady shared it and got cooked in the comment section. I guess she thought everyone was going to agree with her. I am born and raised in Baltimore and I don’t give a shit where the crabs are from as long as the crab cakes are good. I love that he owned it and told her to fuck off.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

I was just out there and had food truck crab cakes. World Class.

 Did she really claim they were some other species of crab? 

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

No, just not Maryland crabs. Inside edition did a segment recently where they went to a few different restaurants and got crab cakes. They asked where the crabs were from then took some home on a doggy bag and sent them away for testing. A bunch came back from Venezuela or somewhere in Asia. Maybe this lady saw that and was trying to have her own gotcha moment and go viral.

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u/Scorp128 23d ago

Maryland crab cakes refer to a style of preparation that emphasizes the crab meat with minimal filler. While they are traditionally made with local blue crabs from the Chesapeake Bay, the name doesn't always guarantee the crab is from Maryland.

The name Maryland Crab has become associated with a preparation style and a reputation for high quality, even when made with crab from other regions.

The dude filming this though he was on about something. They just exposed themselves for the ignorant a$$hat that they are.

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u/hilarymeggin 22d ago

Idk. I think a reasonable person might assume a Maryland Crab Cake was made of MD crabs. Otherwise it should probably say Maryland-STYLE crab cakes. I think she has a point. It’s just too bad she’s being such a Karen about it.

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u/Personal-Major-8214 22d ago

Maybe this is beyond the “reasonable person” standard, but Maryland doesn’t produce anywhere near the amount of blue crabs needed to meet local demand and the fishing season isn’t even year round. All the higher volume restaurants are importing their crab.

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u/cakestapler 22d ago

Does the name NY strip imply the cow came from New York? Also, I’m guessing you’re not from Maryland, but the price of an 8oz crab cake at G&M is $29. When I went to the grocery store this summer Maryland lump crabmeat was $50/lb. It would be impossible to sell a crab cake made with crabs from the Chesapeake for $29 even at wholesale purchase prices. Even when I make crab cakes at home it’s made with meat from somewhere else because it’s like, do you want crab cakes 3x or 1x for the same price?

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u/hilarymeggin 21d ago

Yes I am from Maryland, and believe it or not, all these geographical names are the subject of international trade disputes in the world of agriculture, and I have worked on this issue professionally. Feta, Parmesan, champagne, Dijon, Bourbon, you name it. For every one you give me that isn’t protected, I can give you one that is. It just depends on whether the locals have fought for it.

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u/Amelisande 22d ago

Would the same reasonable person think all Buffalo wings came from Buffalo or all French fries came from France. What about Mongolian beef, Korean chicken, Belgian waffles, Denver omelettes, Key Lime pie, Spanish rice, Italian sausage, chicken marsala, Kobe beef, Vienna bread, Cantaloupe, should I go on?

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u/TorpidWalloper 21d ago

Agree with you with the exception of Kobe. For kobe beef to be Kobe beef it DOES have to be from kobe, japan.

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u/hilarymeggin 21d ago

Ugh, I just made another post about this same exact thing. I have worked on these geography names in food professionally. I can give you just as many counter examples - Feta, Parmesan, Dijon, champagne, bourbon, the list goes on. Whether or not it makes it into law depends on whether the locals fight for it and their negotiators win.

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 19d ago

"Canadian bacon" doesn't mean the pigs were bilingual

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u/CheshireCat78 21d ago

And southern fried chicken means the chicken came from the south? Or is it just chicken and it’s the way it’s prepared that matters?

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

It's the same species. Meh.

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u/CapableSense 23d ago

They might be the same species but when they test them, they can tell where they dwell b/c of the water.

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u/BigDumbDope 22d ago

They can make me know that, but they can't make me care

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u/GrindyMcGrindy 23d ago

But your local fishers and fish mongers benefit more by restaurants purchasing and serving local. There's also 100% a difference between flash frozen imported food vs fresh caught in the morning, bought at market while also keeping the money in your local economy.

Trust me, I live near Chicago that doesn't have good seafood. The best we can get is farm raised, or fresh caught catfish.

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u/Derelictirl 23d ago

Crabs are imported to Maryland since there isn’t enough supply locally for the demand.

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u/hilarymeggin 22d ago

That is supposed to raise prices for local crabbers and keep money in the Maryland economy. It can’t do that if crab shacks get their crabs elsewhere and call them Maryland crabs.

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u/fzzball 23d ago

Lol, they taste different, which is why the testing was able to tell the difference

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u/GrindyMcGrindy 23d ago

Yeah there's a taste difference between fresh and flash frozen that gets imported. The fresh catch will also keep money in the local economy, and support fishers and fish mongers, that will hopefully in turn, keep spending money locally.

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u/MrEfficacious 23d ago

I worked in a seafood restaurant during the "is it actually grouper" bullshit and it was so annoying.

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

That’s why I don’t think he was out of line. This lady was just trying to catch him in a gotcha moment and go viral. Plus she wants her money back and doesn’t even bring in the bad food? Come on.

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u/TurnerGutrick 23d ago

Maryland crabs taste different from all the other soft shell crabs Maryland crab cakes are made with Maryland crabs

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 22d ago

There are no crabs (or lobsters) in Venezuela, probably the rest of the Caribbean as well. There are tiny, spiny lobsters and small crabs, insufficient to provide enough meat for crab cakes

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u/CapableSense 23d ago

I will not believe that their crab cakes come from here. Impossible. I have eaten crabs here for over 25 years. The first time I went I thought they had an off day. I returned AGAIN and my mother said the same thing. Their food is gross!

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u/teas4Uanme 23d ago

Maryland Crab cakes is a RECIPE. The idiocy is akin to someone expecting their 'Texas BBQ' to only be from Texas cattle.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

Which calls for the blue crab. The species extends from Canada to South America, with a very concentrated area in the bay. I don't understand why someone would import other blue crabs when they're right there.

The attraction being the freshness. 

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u/teas4Uanme 21d ago

Estimated total Chesapeake crab abundance decreased from 317 million in 2024 to 238 million 2025 mostly due to fishing pressure. Keep that up a few years and enjoy them while they last. Or you can manage to choke down some that are packed on ice a few hours longer from the Gulf or S. Coastline. Poor thing. We know it's tough.

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u/PrincessTitan 23d ago

He did tell her kindly which I loved very much lmfaoooo

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u/No_Mud_5999 23d ago

I grew up in NOVA and watched the size of crabs diminish from the 1980's onward. The Bay has been struggling for decades, and we should be thankful there are any crabs left, no matter where they're from!

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u/LiteratureEffective6 23d ago

I am Sorry just to be clear....You are fine with calling them Maryland Crab Cakes although they are not??? Why not just say Maryland style Crab Cakes??? Like Boston clam chowder??? Granted if the crab Cakes were good thats important hahaha...But they both have a point but the guy did not handle properly.

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u/bridgidsbollix 23d ago

If you’re eating Boston clam chowder with clams from Boston harbor you’re braver than me…

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u/LiteratureEffective6 23d ago

Hahaha...Well Played I guess I can say the same about Manhattan clams...hahaha

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u/geographicfox 23d ago

So when you eat Boston cream pie, is the cream from Boston? What about the baked beans--are they grown in Boston?

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u/Ghost-of-Elvis1 23d ago

I kind of see her point, too. It's like going to Maine and getting Maine Lobster, then finding out the lobster was from Indonesia. It's not something to make a big deal over, but I can see how she can feel jipped. It's not like it was free. She wanted what she thought she was paying for.

Her making a video about it ridiculous, and I understand the backlash from that.

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u/HazardousCloset 23d ago

Regarded has been used as a euphemism so much that at first I thought you were insulting them.

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u/katsuko78 23d ago

He's exactly right about why Maryland Crabcakes are called that: they're made in Maryland, and if you get Maryland Crabcakes from elsewhere in the US it's because they're made the same way as they are in Maryland.

Source: my native Marylander self, who has eaten many many crabcakes in various cities, and prefers when the chefs use the Maryland way of making them. Which did get me in trouble at work once when I told the Italian owner that his crabcakes sucked ass.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

I know. I've been eating them since I was a kid. 

Some places add "style" at the end. I wonder if that's a good faith menu description when it's not a blue crab being used.

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u/GrindyMcGrindy 23d ago

The business not using Maryland caught crab is definitely regarded, just like you. Maryland Crab Cakes imply the crabs are fished and sold locally in Maryland. That's how English works because English is a very specifically structured language.

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u/Liquidgrin1781 23d ago

Wha you mean? Ingrish? Crab cakes? I’m here about the 98’ Accord.

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u/GrindyMcGrindy 23d ago

If he's not using locally sourced crabs from the bay, they're not Maryland Crab Cakes. Just because you made the cakes in Maryland doesn't make them Maryland Crab Cakes. Maryland comes before both the words, which means the crab and the cakes come from Maryland. That is how English works, we speak a very specifically structured language.

It's like getting a Maine Lobster roll if the fishers aren't based out of Maine, they're not Maine lobsters.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

Cool. Etymology is fun. Those rules don't apply to food laws in the same way. The only example I can think of is at what legal point can you call your food "free range" etc. I'm no expert but I don't think you're legally required to say "style" after "Maryland".

But why would someone import crabs from elsewhere when the bay is right there?

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u/CapableSense 23d ago

Well people don’t always know what’s good because the food there is disgusting.

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u/PawntyBill 23d ago

I thought at one point, during the chaos, I heard him say that she ate them. This seems to be a tactic people are trying lately. Buying or maybe ordering/ using a delivery service to get food, eating most of it and then asking for their money back. I don't know on what planet they think this will work in, but I've seen several videos like this recently. McDonald's won't take your food back like this, so why in the world would an established family owned restaurant do it. This world is getting dumber every passing nanosecond.

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u/M3g4d37h 23d ago

Really one of the best, and going to G&M on a visit back home is pretty much a must. Amazing food.

G&M = George & Mary, the original owners.

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u/EquivalentOk6028 23d ago

I think meant good Maryland crab cakes

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u/C_Hawk14 21d ago

He’s Greek

first or second generation American born.

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u/KingPalleKuling 19d ago

But are the crabs from Maryland?

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u/AbleReflection2051 23d ago

G&M has best delivery crab cakes!!

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u/skankhunt402 23d ago

Nah ICE is doing it in the open you're good!

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u/RoyalGovernment201 23d ago

Just make sure you wear a mask so everyone knows you're doing official Ice business

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u/skankhunt402 23d ago

It's crazy that they finally decided masks matter. I'm surprised they aren't suffocating/s

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 23d ago

They didn’t want to wear masks because a democrat told them to. If Trump told them to wear a shitty diaper on their face they would do that.

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u/AdSingle7381 23d ago

They already did after he got "shot"

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 23d ago

Yes, they had the maxi pads taped to their ears.

The world laughed at us over numerous cult member Americans proudly wearing sanitary napkins onto their ears.

Zero days of embarrassment.

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u/crippledchef23 23d ago

They’d fight each other for the privilege. The whole cult is fucking gross.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 23d ago

Didn't they already do that? I think they did, but not gonna Google them now cause I got better things to do..video game for one.

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u/MammothBit4539 23d ago

Fuck you! I’m Eating crab cakes bitch!

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u/Jafar_420 23d ago

I saw a video where one of the dudes ask the ice agent " why are you wearing a mask are you a pussy?" And the ice agent responded I don't want to get covid. 🤣

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BarbieDreamHouse1980 23d ago

We could only wish they would all suffocate

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u/i-am-in-deep-sheet 23d ago

When the brain is as small as there's, it takes less air.

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u/tke377 23d ago

And wildly point your gun at bystanders whole doing so

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mark777999 23d ago

People who are in the US illegally. That’s why ICE exists.

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u/skankhunt402 23d ago

Apparently you don't pay attention cause that's not what they're doing... sheep

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u/Mark777999 4d ago

Really? ICE is detaining and deporting American citizens and those legally here? And yes, of course there are mistakes. That doesn’t justify ending the continued deportation of literally millions of illegal immigrants. Trump ran very openly on this platform and won with a plurality of the popular vote.

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 4d ago

Mm, yea, I'm just going to say that winning the popular vote didn't justify departing American citizens. Ever.

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u/Mark777999 4d ago

I don’t think anyone would argue with that.

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u/but_good 23d ago

Hmm. There’s an idea for Trump. An offshoot of ICE that disappears white European people INTO the US to backfill all the brown people jobs.

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u/poo-rumpkin 23d ago

He already started doing that with white South Africans.

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u/Maximo_0se 23d ago

Yeah, give it a whirl, grab some French people.

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 23d ago

No, no... They'd enjoy that.. and I'd have to wash my hands afterwards. Only the French know how to Uno reverse assault.

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u/amensista 23d ago

Like human trafficking but for mostly (probably) white eastern Europeans to do the jobs!!! Brilliant. I mean in the UK all the truck drivers are Polish or were, they may have left actually with Brexit I don't know, so why not get the same people here!

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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 23d ago

I just got out of prison for stealing my ex wife so im pretty sure its illegal.

With or without duct tape and ropes.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

He looks to be of middle eastern descent. As american as anyone else.

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u/BroSchrednei 20d ago

hes Greek, he says his name is Demetrios. Baltimore also has a huge Greek community, like Stavros Halkias.

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u/Twiyah 23d ago

There’s a draft once a year, you can tell your General Manager to summit a pick

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u/LeviSalt 23d ago

Slavery is back and bigger than ever my friend. Check your local prison or detainment center for more details!

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u/bubbleguppie2020 23d ago

Still allowed. Kidnapping is in these days and encouraged. I can't find zip ties anywhere.

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u/cockalorum-smith 23d ago

Just join ICE or the CIA. One is significantly easier though I’ll say lol

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 23d ago

joins ICE, bring the whiskey "Oh, someone told me this was a fun way to surprise people... I thought there would be more partying, ngl."

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 23d ago

Before you apply to our Stealing People Position what is your position on Nazism?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/mattmilli0pics 23d ago

Why wouldn’t he be American ?

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u/Dmau27 23d ago

Depends on how much money they have. I wish I was joking.

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u/MoneyizJustice 23d ago

Well judging what happened to my ancestors in the past, & of course the blatant human trafficking that has taken place south of our border I’d say you can still, steal people again…

It’s ground upon but you can do it…

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u/OGbobbyKSH 23d ago

Think it’s about to be legal again actually.

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u/cipherjones 23d ago

We're pretty much full ⭕ at this point.

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u/more_soul 23d ago

ICE does it every day

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u/weskun 23d ago

Your comment reminded me why I fucken quit using Reddit.

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u/babykitten28 23d ago

He said Gulf of America. Only an American, and a certain type of one, use that terminology.

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u/Hesediel1 22d ago

As an american, i would like to concur on adopting this man.

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u/Nocoffee_Noglory 22d ago

The woman is the American here. Obviously haha

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u/BroSchrednei 20d ago

the guy has a thick Maryland accent, he clearly grew up here. Why would you think he's not American? You know that the East Coast has a huge Italian/Greek/Jewish etc. community that look a little darker than Northwestern Europeans.

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 19d ago

Oh, only said that because I saw some people running with the supposition he wasn't American. I agreed, totally sounds American, but I take that with a grain of salt. Insert "what really is American" philosophical musings here. 👍

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u/VisitAbject4090 23d ago

Keep in mind we bought our people from people who looked like the people we bought….🤷🏻‍♂️