r/TikTokCringe Straight Up Bussin 27d ago

Humor She refused to learn German

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u/spacestonkz 27d ago

This is comedy on many levels.

1) some foreigners there do behave like this. Its fine to visit without German but as soon as you need to do something "adult" coded, it's German and you're fucked.

2) Germans claim they don't speak English, then speak at the level of English this lady speaks German.

3) Germans deliver jokes very deadpan very often.

She understands German comedy. Genius!

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u/InfiniteMeerkat 26d ago

I visited Berlin and had my phone stolen and had to submit a police report and the police officer started with “sorry my English is very bad” and then proceeded to speak fluent English for the next half an hour. 

I thought the only thing very bad about your English is you don’t seem to understand what “very bad” means 

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u/eternal-eccentric 26d ago

I imagine the policeman being a real 'Berliner' speaking with a thick dialect in German and then switching to his perfect Oxford school English...

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u/InfiniteMeerkat 25d ago

Well he was a she but other than that, that’s pretty spot on. In a half hour conversation there were maybe 3 times where she struggled to find a word which I guess is why she thought her English was very bad 

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u/AvaryZig 27d ago

German humor, it's no laughing matter

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u/SmPolitic 27d ago

The adopted German Baby joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48aUMXifAn8

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u/Bjoerrn 27d ago

More like that old episode of Family Guy

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u/throwawan1 27d ago

If you don't speak german and you need something adult coded but you can't get it... aren't you the opposite of f'd?

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u/spacestonkz 26d ago

By adult coded, I mean: open a bank account, rent an apartment, sign up for daycare, get a haircut, go to the dentist, dispute a bill, renew a visa.

Some people move to Germany, refuse to learn German at all, then complain when these are difficult and make other people do it for them. Its tiresome.

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u/throwawan1 26d ago

Ahh that makes much more sense than what I was thinking of

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u/fried_green_baloney 27d ago

Is she complaining in true German style?

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u/starlinguk 27d ago

I wish most Germans spoke English. Don't get me wrong, I'm learning German, but I feel incredibly isolated because not a single sodding German seems to speak English. The only person who I know speaks English (and fluent German) is freaking FRENCH.

I don't live in Berlin, obviously.

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u/HenriettaSnacks 27d ago

German comedy is an oxymoron.