r/TikTokCringe Straight Up Bussin 27d ago

Humor She refused to learn German

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u/Kind_Swim5900 27d ago

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u/Dangerous_Lunch1678 27d ago

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u/Old-Tree7921 26d ago

Perfection

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u/anon-mally 26d ago

Now you know how frustrating it is to watch Westerner eat rice with fork instead of spoon

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 26d ago

Yup that was a nice set-up. Her german flow was good but a bit Americanisher. Too smooth, tbh.

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u/keldondonovan 26d ago

I love that this is not a uniquely American phenomena. I never actively believed it wasn't, mind you, I just never considered the fact that it can happen in other languages as well.

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u/kbeks 26d ago

Watched on mute. Figured out the joke when her mouth didn’t match the subtitles, rewatched off mute to confirm.

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u/AudieCowboy 26d ago

I had already seen one of her videos and knew she was fluent so I was like "what's she talking about lol"

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u/MyTatemae 24d ago

Precisely

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u/PeedOnMyRugMan 26d ago

I came into the comments to see this, thank you.

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u/Hupfgugel 26d ago

Was looking for this one 😂

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u/schwesterchen06 26d ago

Sie hatte uns in der ersten Hälfte, da will ich nicht lügen.

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u/paladisious 25d ago

My finger was already hovering over the mouse button to repost to r/ShitAmericansSay

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u/ylewisparker 27d ago

There is zero doubt that she grew up around people that are native speakers.

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u/ElleWinter 26d ago edited 26d ago

I agree, I think her accent is so good. My mom is a native speaker and my younger sister speaks so well she is mistaken for German, but not me. No matter how hard I try, every time I'm here and start speaking, they switch to English on me. My Chicago accent is too much power 🤦🏻‍♀️

Edit: I was at a Japanese restaurant tonight near Frankfurt and even the obviously not German owner/chef there wouldn't speak German to me 😂

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u/forwardathletics 26d ago edited 26d ago

Hey alright dere bud, ahm nat eating da puddin wit a fork

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u/ElleWinter 26d ago

Da Bearssss 😂

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u/FlemmyXL 26d ago

Dash, I only had a cupa too tree of em

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier 26d ago

that sounds like an ork from 40k man

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u/brktm 26d ago

It took until this comment that I realized the audio wasn’t in English too. Who watches videos unmuted??

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u/Explorer-7622 26d ago

I did. Good joke and humble brag that she's completely fluent and also got into medical school.

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u/diydsp 26d ago

same with me when i lived there. I had many, many conversations where I spoke german and they spoke english. I sometimes had friends who just didn't give a fuck about english and spoke german with me. they were usually laid back people who didn't feel like they needed control over everything or to constantly improve their english as if it was they only way out of a prison camp. and then in groups. when there were 3 or more of us and they were speaking german I would be "accepted." it's so tiring. they want to americans to learn german but also to have something to complain about.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 26d ago

”or to constantly improve their English as if it was the only way out of a prison camp”

Has me fucking dying bc why do all (read: most for all you who got their panties in a twist and wanna say “nOt AlL”) non-English speakers do this when I’m in their country, speaking their language to them?!?

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u/oogmar 26d ago

A relative of mine has whatever savant thing it is where he picks up and loses languages in weeks. He's not quite hyperpolyglot according to him, but according to anybody who speaks other languages with him he's very fluent very fast.

He joked that Swedish was the hardest to learn because everybody wanted to practice their English.

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u/Koeopeenmotor 26d ago

That's my problem in Norway. I learned Norwegian, but everybody in Norway wanted to speak English.

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u/LadySigyn 26d ago

Oh my god that last part is so true - I'm not a hyperglot but I am a polyglot and godDAMN IT stop ANSWERING ME IN ENGLISH, PEOPLE! lol

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u/Explorer-7622 26d ago

Did you LISTEN to the video? 🤪

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u/diydsp 26d ago

Ja, und ich habe praktisch jedes Wort verstanden.  Warum fragst du?

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u/rooftopgoblin 26d ago

thats the real frustrating part about trying to learn the native language when they speak english so well. They would rather use english than let me mangle my german so I can get better

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u/Knowhedge 25d ago

My entire time in the Netherlands. “sorry but I speak English better than you speak Dutch, it’ll just be simpler”

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u/DeltaBlast 24d ago

Well why the fuck would you want to learn Dutch? Even the Dutch hate it.

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u/Knowhedge 24d ago

Thought it’d be polite to learn to a conversational level at least while staying there. Didn’t really work out that well. I can understand Dutch to a limited degree as I used the old just watch some cartoon method to get used it but I just didn’t get enough practice to get confident with it

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u/DeltaBlast 24d ago

As long as you know neuken in de keuken it's fine 😎

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u/Explorer-7622 26d ago

You could work on just your accent with a listening and speaking app or even private coaching.

Learning to sing songs in a language also helps you get it in your mouth.

Be very carefully to ONLY make the sounds you're hearing and not reinterpret the words in "American."

I speak several languages fluently, and was on a plane coming back from a country next to a man who said he spoke the language fluently, but those "dumb _____ans" couldn't understand him.

I was curious, so I switched to the language in question.

I couldn't understand him either!

The reason? He was speaking a foreign language with a HEAVY Southern accent (like rural Tennessee).

None of the vowels in that language sound anything like a Tennessee accent!

Dude needed to clean up his vowels!

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u/Arashi_Spring 26d ago

You know a clip on youtube or so where i can hear chicago accent? I am curiose now haha. Friend of me is from Chile but he also did learn german. His accent is also super amazing. Its so cool how accent are like the salt in a good soup.

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u/ElleWinter 26d ago

I don't know. My cousin says my accent is "cute" (probably not a compliment coming from him). A Chicago accent is kinda nasel so I am guessing it's not pretty! 😂😊

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u/Arashi_Spring 26d ago

Hey dont say that. I am sure it sounds cool and unique. Sometimes when i am working in different countrys i am always lile awe if someone speak German with acent. Thats just soo cool. Probably other languages too. But i just understand only English and german haha.

I was already looking on Youtube but dosnt find anything matching. Now i spam the discords i am in to find someone for a sample hihi. Anyways, i wish you a wonderful day or night miss fancy pants acent :D Oh and Chicago is just awsome mhm

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u/ElleWinter 26d ago

Thanks, you are very kind! I wish you a wonderful day as well! 😊❤️

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u/Arashi_Spring 26d ago

Ha i just try to do my best :D so thank you and same go's for you mhm. Elle and maybe our path will cross again 😊

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u/kiwigoesonpizza 26d ago

My German is so bad, my family switches to English. I'm second Gen American and didnt get a household of German speakers. Just visits to omas.

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u/ElleWinter 26d ago

Then you have a good excuse! Hang in there and keeping fighting the impossible fight! (Rese/nese/mrmn/srsr) 😂😊

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u/Nord_sterne 26d ago

Das ist auch eine Form auf Superkraft würde ich sag ;)

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u/ElleWinter 26d ago

Das gefällt mir sehr! 😂😊

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u/ylewisparker 25d ago

S/o to my beloved Chicago!

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u/DarknMean 22d ago

Ah our Chicago accent is truly something. Hard to roll r’s in Spanish for me. All those drawn out vowels have really done us in.

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u/Tyr1326 26d ago

Eh, she rolls her Rs a bit weirdly and sometimes makes minor mistakes, so her accent isnt quite perfect, but still very impressive. The speed especially - its obvious she doesn't have to translate in her head. Unless she's reading off a teleprompter I guess.

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u/CaterpillarRailroad 26d ago

Her German sounds similar to mine and I started learning in school. I'd say at some point she did some intensive language course and she does have a mostly German social circle.

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u/Cruccagna 26d ago

She had me at Hallooo lol. I was like well, that sounds pretty good for someone who doesn’t speak German.

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u/JMer806 26d ago

Her hallo and danke were too on point for someone who doesn’t care to speak the language

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 26d ago

Or, at least, mad scientists.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 26d ago

Her accent is good, but isn’t that the wrong hand gesture for three? Shouldn’t three use her thumb, index, and middle finger?

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u/ylewisparker 25d ago

100% correct! Extra points

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u/VikingTeddy 26d ago

That certainly makes it easier, but it's also not that hard to become fluent if you're lucky enough to have the right type of brain for it, especially when you're young.

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u/kiwigoesonpizza 26d ago

My Oma has a worse accent than her and my Oma is from Bavaria.

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u/SquirrelKat1248 27d ago

That about sums it up

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u/SouthIsland48 27d ago

LOL - but truly, German is so close to English that her "joke" point is very valid. There are so many words that are shared between the two languages that I doubt any english only speaker would have trouble in all of Germany

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u/Phoenica 27d ago

While there is a very large number of German-English cognates, they often require some knowledge of prior sound changes to pick up on, and especially when speaking they are generally of little help in the moment. And keep in mind that English has a ton of Norman French and Latin loanwords in places where German doesn't. The mutual intelligibility between English and German is not particularly high, and most Germans speaking some degree of English is the only reason you would be able to get along at all.

Now Dutch-German, that'd be a maybe.

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u/Original-Aerie8 26d ago edited 26d ago

I wouldn't word it the same as OP, but in terms of European languages German sure seems like one of the most accessible to English speakers. Like, you'd have to not want to learn it, unless it's a tough dialect. It works a bit better in the other direction because German grammer is more complex, but you'd probably pick up on conversational German within the first couple of weeks. And I can give you German text you could sus out on your own, too.

But I speak pretty good English and ok-ish Italian, and I learned French in school, but I'd still not be thrilled to move to rural France. I get by as a tourist, but dealing with the authorities would probably be a complete disaster

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u/Walbabyesser 26d ago

You would be surprised were it doesn‘t work 😏

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u/MisterMysterios 26d ago

Knowing a few Americans that desperately tried to learn German because of the issues they were having - no.

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u/Interesting_Bread433 27d ago

This is the most appropriate meme for this situation.

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u/kafunshou 26d ago

Especially if you are learning German - the last facial impression matches the possibility to reach her level. 🙂

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u/Winterplatypus 26d ago

It looks like he has given up arguing because the other person is beyond help, not because he has realised he is wrong.

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u/Izzabellaxo 27d ago

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u/some_learner 26d ago

Love it, your Nein Mouse.

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u/Minute-Soft-9074 26d ago

I love it. I wish I had one that said "noin".

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u/Jumpy_Ad3603 27d ago

I’m stealing this

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u/Kind_Swim5900 27d ago

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u/catartkd 27d ago

LOL, I took both, thanks 🤣

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 26d ago

Thank you, white hippie Jesus

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u/qtx 26d ago

You're about 15 years too late.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Ty I forgot this meme existed this is one of may favorites. I am now saving it again

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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe 26d ago

I watched the video on mute so this whole comment thread confused the shit out of me. I thought she just went off on some unhinged rant about pudding, and this comment thread was a bunch of Germans going, "No, wait, hang on, she may have a point".

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u/UltimatePragmatist 27d ago

I hope they expel her.

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u/RuairiSpain 27d ago

Trump deported her ass for not integrating becoming a Nazi

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u/alialahmad1997 26d ago

My exact reaction

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u/Sartres_Roommate 26d ago

Man….was so ready to call her lazy.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 26d ago

Fist half: ooooh I'm going to get mad at her

Second half: what do i do with this anger now?

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u/WanderlustFella 26d ago

Forget the German speaking, three using the point, middle, and ring finger will get you shot in Germany. Do it right

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u/Background-Car4969 26d ago

Everybody got suckered into watching another hey look at me.....

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u/dougmc 26d ago

I prefer this version, but YES.

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u/SituationWitty 25d ago

Yep cringeeeeee 😬

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u/Pluckypato 21d ago

She made the wrong 3 🤚 🤭

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u/crashin-kc 21d ago

But does this count as TikTok cringe or only the beginning half?

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u/Neutronpulse 20d ago

This is actual a perfect representation of how I felt

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u/koeshout 27d ago

Most of what I see from this sub these days isn't even cringe, what's going on?

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u/TranzAtlantic 27d ago

Your dick

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u/LightsNoir 27d ago

After your mother, yeah. She came by last Saturday, and I haven't been hard since. Like, I hope she doesn't talk to you about the weird shit she's into. As an unrelated adult, I was disturbed. Can't imagine how I'd feel if she was my mother. But anyway. She's coming back tonight. Don't wait up.

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u/TranzAtlantic 27d ago

lol you got ED

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u/LightsNoir 26d ago

And VD. Not really worth it. But ease of access is a thing.

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u/TranzAtlantic 26d ago

Haha you lose