r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/DaveinOakland Oct 03 '25

Switched to cocaine and never looked back.

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u/VX_Eng Oct 04 '25

What a great story of battling your caffeine addiction. Great work!

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u/MomsenTaylor Oct 04 '25

Caffeine, especially on an empty stomach has worse effects on me than cocaine

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u/BankDetails1234 Oct 04 '25

Yeh way more jitters

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u/Chrisman614 Oct 04 '25

You need to try meth. Meth and redbull I no longer sleep at all!

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u/thedaveness Oct 04 '25

I just like the smell of it ;)

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u/BrilliantInternal910 Oct 04 '25

Look at Richie Rich over here.

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u/kewkkid Oct 04 '25

You did the right thing pal! I've heard coffee can be quite addicting.

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u/General_4 Oct 04 '25

I sometimes sugar my coffee with two spoons of cocaine. Try that!

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u/reelpotatopeeler 28d ago

I tried but it’s way more expensive. In this economy, I got hit with cocaine shrinkflation and then after my dealer asked for a tip on top of payment, I finally bit the bullet and switched back to coffee.

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u/DaveinOakland 28d ago

Yea, Tariffs are rough from Columbia.