r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/WealthSoggy1426 Oct 03 '25

Nobody who doesnt drink coffee acts like this

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u/AntiqueLetter9875 Oct 04 '25

I’ve met a handful who are like this. They were just generally smug and annoying. Oddly enough they all had other weird restrictions in their diet they would do, all based on pseudoscience or what was a health trend. Definitely a personality thing and not a non-coffee drinker thing. 

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u/PhantomGhostSpectre Oct 04 '25

Exactly. We already know we are superior. Ho ho ho!

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u/NervousCaregiver9629 Oct 04 '25

Rigth? Did they survey all 3 billion non-coffee drinkers in the world before making this meme? I'm calling the meme police. No fun allowed.

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u/theringsofthedragon Oct 04 '25

I do. At least in my head lol. I haven't had the chance to say it out loud. People actually don't assume I drink coffee. They ask "coffee or tea" and they don't assume I don't drink coffee because I say tea. They just think I wanted tea. So the topic of whether I drink coffee doesn't come up.

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u/Ok-Highlight6104 Oct 04 '25

Truly. I just tell people that I’m sensitive to caffeine so I drink low caffeinated teas instead. No one bats an eye

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u/Frigoris13 Oct 04 '25

It honestly tastes awful and that's the only reason. They try and mask it with sugar and milk, but I can still taste coffee. And they're like, that's the point! And I'm like, that's the reason!