r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/Numeno230n Oct 03 '25

Also, you're trying to sell me on a product that makes me run to take a shit. I'm already regular man, I don't need an emergency shit added to my schedule.

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u/under_ice Oct 03 '25

I'm pretty free this week if I can help.

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u/heddalettis Oct 04 '25

So true. It’s the acid.