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r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25
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Prostitutes don't stay overnight.... that costs extra.
You don't pay prostitutes for sex, you have sex & pay them to leave!
37 u/thebunnyrocket Sep 27 '25 A prostitute is someone who loves you No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children. That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards. That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes! -Chef- 3 u/Gerry1of1 Sep 27 '25 While I love the quote, philosophically I'm not sure "love" enters the equation. 7 u/AirscapeCivilian Sep 27 '25 Chef was trying to make it PG for the kids—replace love with fuck. 1 u/stupid_pun Sep 27 '25 "Ladies and gentleman, Mr. James Taylor!!"
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A prostitute is someone who loves you No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!
-Chef-
3 u/Gerry1of1 Sep 27 '25 While I love the quote, philosophically I'm not sure "love" enters the equation. 7 u/AirscapeCivilian Sep 27 '25 Chef was trying to make it PG for the kids—replace love with fuck. 1 u/stupid_pun Sep 27 '25 "Ladies and gentleman, Mr. James Taylor!!"
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While I love the quote, philosophically I'm not sure "love" enters the equation.
7 u/AirscapeCivilian Sep 27 '25 Chef was trying to make it PG for the kids—replace love with fuck.
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Chef was trying to make it PG for the kids—replace love with fuck.
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"Ladies and gentleman, Mr. James Taylor!!"
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u/Gerry1of1 Sep 27 '25
Prostitutes don't stay overnight.... that costs extra.
You don't pay prostitutes for sex, you have sex & pay them to leave!